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Ye Olde Comic Books

We shall thank the scriveners and illuminators of the Monks of Nerd, be they from the Abbey of Marvel, or Detective Monastery, even yon Acolytes of Ye Olde Dark Horse for their manuscripts chronicling the triumphs of these heroes, for they, though will pass from this earth with time, shall live on through these pages to inspire and create more men and women to stand in their place.

#comics #middle ages #medevial

In regards to Texas' Grand Old Party and their "Gay Conversion Therapy" Jon Stewart probably had the greatest line I've EVER heard-

"It's like giving a woman a C-section who's not pregnant. You won't find what you're looking for, but you will leave a scar."

But seriously though, if you believe that you can cure homosexuality, on behalf of my several friends who are homosexual, or identify as part of the LGBTQ crowd, please go fuck yourself with a cactus.

Thank you, phone, for freezing while i talk to attractive people.

#crap #almost had one #missed it by that much

This right here is why I usually stay off tumblr. that and I only just figured out how to work the queue.

#you're all insane

When I want to feel like an anarchist, I put 90 seconds on the microwave instead of just 1:30.

#Anarchy #Food

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle; fo shizzle The fitteds were hung by the homies with care, In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there; The bitches and hoes were all snug in their beds, While visions of bling-bling shined in their heads; My bitch with her swag, and me in my do-rizzle, Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle, When out on the stoop some bitch came around, I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down. Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash, Tore open this bullshit and threw out the trash. The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snow Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too, yo, When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle, But a nice ass stretch, and eight fine ass hoes, With a fly old pimp, steppin from the weed fog, Woah, hold up nigga, mothafucka's Snoop Dogg! Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name; “Yo, Dasher, Pole Dancers- Prancer and Vixen! Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid, Donna and Blitzen! To the windows! to the walls! Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!” He lit up that joint with a flick from his Bic, You know he's one to puff-puff good shit. But I heard him shout, 'fore he flew outta sizzle, “Merry Christmizzle to all, and to all a good-nizzle.”

#christmas #snoop dogg

If I ever become super famous, I will take pictures with fans and post them to imgur/reddit with the title "I went to a premiere and look who took a picture with me" as if I was the other person and see if anyone notices.

#famous #celebrity #imgur #greatest idea ever