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If you have reddit, I highly recommend the subreddit r/vaguelythreatening .

Ah, nothing like laying on your bed listening to the Doom Eternal soundtrack while ignoring all your homework

If being sexy was a crime, then I'd be wanted for several warcrimes and even more counts of tax fraud. The FBI is at my door.

Why did she leave me?

For context: I was drunk and crying about my ex. Thought i should put this out there lol.

Ah, nothing quite like having suicidal thoughts and a shotgun within reaching distance!

The kids who used to say “sharing is caring” in preschool are most likely communists/socialists now.

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Ok, hear me out. Roombas, except they are super fast and programmed to charge full speed at any human it detects.

“Attack on Titan” is just Japan’s version of “The Walking Dead” and you can’t prove me wrong.

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