Crowe's Corner

I talk about weird shit from weird games

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Eragon the game

for whatever reason every version of the game has a completely different cover don't ask me why

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Deez from Xenosaga

There's no punchline. This guy is literally just named Deez.

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Sports game covers

These days every sportsgame wants to have a cover that looks like Fifa and Madden so lets appreciate whatever the hell these are, starring some very unflattering pictures of athletes.

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Evil timeline

The worldmap of Sky Crawlers Innocent Aces on Wii shows us a dark glimpse into a reality where France annexed Italy, presumably during world war 2. Also germany annexed Poland, but they tried that so many times that being shocked is unnecessary.

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AITD 2008 (SD)

There happens to exist a PS2 and Wii version of Alone in the Dark 2008. It is a completely different game, with a similar but different enough story, completely different characters and a gameplay style much more reminiscent of older aitd games, using fixed camera angles and everything. Unfortunately, this version is bad too.