Do I NEED an intro post? We all know MME. DE-LITE!
But I do like talking about myself, so…
You’ll never TRULY know my age, but I’m recently divorced. And I’m very certain 7th times WON’T be the charm, so do the math! I did love them all truly, many during and in between.
I don’t have a hobbies or passions or a job, but I’m quite stunning at parties. Making sure that sad men don’t humiliate themselves makes a fine career. I’d rather die than pick a thing to do for the rest of my life.
I work part time at the opera ,unfortunately. Until I’m on the road again. I just have some business here first.
I’m also a proud mother of a Potoo bird <3
Take a chance, take a chance. Not another faulty shot, not another backward glance.
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Hi! I will be known as Ritz. Any pronouns. I am NOT a tumblr native. I apologize if I’m not made aware of some secret etiquette rules. I don’t know how to tag stuff or make intro posts, I’m honestly just gonna cold approach accounts that seem chill to interact with.
All art posted is made by me, unless stated otherwise. Most of it was made years ago, if anyone is curious about my newer art I’ll gladly share.
Her face claim is Eva Green.
I am an adult but this blog is sfw .
Blog open to asks, submissions, interactions,rp ,etc. I can write up to novella.
Be warned, nelle can be mean! Please communicate if she makes you upset </3
I have so much lore I made for my little fan sequel for POTO if anyone lets me yap I’ll admire you.












