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incorrect quotes from cornley! run by heresy

[newgirlincorrec]

Schmidt, tweeting: I'm gay.

Schmidt, tweeting: I'm not actually gay, my boyfriend Nick took my phone and tweeted that.

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Cornley Incorrect Quotes №¹⁰⁴

Chris, tweeting: I'm gay

Chris, tweeting: I'm not actually gay. My boyfriend Trevor took my phone and tweeted that.

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Cornley Incorrect Quotes №¹⁰³

Chris, tweeting: I'm gay

Chris, tweeting: I'm not actually gay. My boyfriend Robert took my phone and tweeted that.

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Cornley Incorrect Quotes №¹⁰²

Sandra, tweeting: I'm gay.

Sandra, tweeting: I'm not actually gay. My girlfriend Vanessa took my phone and tweeted that.

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Cornley Incorrect Quotes №¹⁰¹

Chris, tweeting: I'm gay

Chris, tweeting: I'm not actually gay. My boyfriend Max took my phone and tweeted that.

[neenarchive]

boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

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Robert: Boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair.

[kragehund-est]

they say "i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" and it's some shit i would wish on the 47th person down on my enemy list. im starting to think some of you don't have real enemies

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Trevor: They say, "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy," and it's some shit I would wish on the 47th person down on my enemy list. I'm starting to think some of you don't have real enemies.

[dogpuppy]

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Cornley Incorrect Quotes №⁹⁸

Sandra: Kids these days don't have any hunting instinct.

Robert: I can punch something, I can stab something, and I can shoot something, and making fire ain't that hard.

Sandra: Are you a cat? Because that's what this comment was about.

Robert: I can be a cat. I can be your neighbor's dog.

Robert: I can be anyone anywhere at any time.

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Don't let distractions distract you from the other distractions

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Cornley Incorrect Quotes №⁹⁷

Trevor: Don't let distractions distract you from the other distractions.

[thatsbelievable]

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Cornley Incorrect Quotes №⁹⁶

The Best Banana Joke of 1894

Max: How many bananas does it take?

Dennis: I don't know. Four?

Max: Seven!

Dennis: Wow! That is more than four bananas!

[cannibalchicken]

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Cornley Incorrect Quotes №⁹⁵

Chris, before a party: Please don't lie about something weird to seem interesting.

Robert: Why would I do that?

[Later at the party, Chris walks up to Robert talking to some people.]

Chris: How have you never had dinner.