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HEY FRIENDS!

so 2016 has been a pretty kickass year in terms of how much it’s kicked our asses. but i hope we can at least leave this shitty year behind on a nicer note, and to help with that i’ve put together this giveaway!!

PRIZES:

there are two prizes available; the first place winner will have their pick of which gift they want, and the second place winner will receive the gift that remains. the gifts are:

too faced’s christmas in new york package, which includes three holiday-scented palettes and their better than sex mascara. (unopened)

anastasia beverly hills’s modern renaissance eyeshadow palette. (swatched but otherwise new)

RULES:

liking is one entry!

every reblog is an additional entry!

you don’t have to follow me, but i’d appreciate if you checked out my blog!

i’ll ship to any country!

giveaway closes on december 21st at 11:59 pm american eastern time. the winners will be chosen through a random number generator and contacted privately, so please keep your inbox open. if a winner does not respond within 24 hours, i will draw again.

good luck, and thank you!!

hotboytev

Just because I treat you right doesn't mean I'm the one.

I’m just doing what I’m supposed to do.

will-x-vi

Fuck. This is the realest shit I’ve read today. Like it’s ok to feel special to be treated nice but you have to remember that you deserve that. You SHOULD be treated well. Don’t latch onto someone just because they’re doing what should be required. Acknowledge it and keep it flowing

bitchycode

little-vvitch

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

s-tothe-alt-blog

Ghiradelli Chocolate

So basically I work at this small town JCPenney and my entire family has worked their at some point in their lives. Hell my grandma works with me to this day. All ive heard about this place was that its so fun to work there blah blah. Ive been working here since late october 2016. I was working a 5 hour shift after my school day, and in comes this lady. You could tell she was a rude person. Basically, i had no idea i could not use any discounts other than a 15% off on food at the time when usually you couldnt use ANY coupons. It was a 9.99 box of Ghiradellis. The woman bought one, i was about to cash her out and use her 9$ off coupon when my coworker said I couldnt use it. The woman got Pis s e d And keep in mind this is my first experience with an angry customer. I try explaining calmiy to the woman that I was unaware she couldnt use it. And I apologized and said I could take 15% off. She (withought pausing) demanded she see a manager or LOD (leader on duty). And she had the audacity to say “you need to train your employees better she doesnt know what shes doing at all and she looks like an idiot.” Like why would you say that to someone you still bought your chocolates and I literally had to go to the back for a few minutes to calm down because what she said had affected me to the point that i was about to cry. Please be nice to retail workers especially the younger ones thank you.

mkaiser323

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

iamdone9

Being a dick even to demons

frogr

a list of sounds

high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church

a soda can being opened

a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding

a marble rolling on a wooden floor

wood popping and crackling as it burns

ezekiel-was-calm-and-quiet

oh my god

sneeking

I’m cleansed

#aaaa i love this #im at peace

logarto

pochowek

Winston Can Die In 5 Years

madameghostly

i could die in 5 years too, what makes winston so special

thesireofcheshire

Here’s more by popularish demand!

Lord knows there’s still a lot of material for me to work with

#its malasada in portuguese as well #except its just fried dough with so much sugar on it

anancientheart

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

anancientheart

whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

Phichit: you're so lucky.

Yuri: why?

Phichit: do you have any idea of who you're dating?

Phichit: gray hair, white guy, birthday on Christmas...

Yuri: for the last time Phichit, he's not Santa.

Phichit: how are you so sure?

Yuri: cause he's not an old man.

Phichit: what would happen if he grew out his facial hair.

Yuri: oh shit.

dalishpariah

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

brianttran-deactivated20120224

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

theofficialariel

THE AMOUNT OF REBLOGS THIS HAS THOUG

sterlingmoonstone

not worth the off chance

kushandwizdom

Wdf ffs. I wanna collect all the voodoo ever practiced in my ancestry line and throw it at the person who created this post.

aberharry

I fucking hate this fucking post but still not taking any risks. Sorry, pals

treabitch

Damnit

floolie

My grandpa was in a gang called the “pretty boys” and they had leather jackets with “pretty boys” studded on the back. They didn’t even do anything they just stood around and looked pretty. My only sure goal in life is to keep this legacy alive

wheremyscalesslither

Yes, today holds a heavy cloud over our heads. Here have a baby snake.

I will post snake pictures hourly today. Many baby snake pictures.

stinkothenasty

Date a boy with curly hair and a goofy smile. Date a boy who’s tall and loves animals. Date a boy who smuggles magical creatures into America and then accidentally sets them loose, causing mass destruction. Date Newt Scamander.