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weak and fat and hhhhhhhh my bones nooooo🥺🥺🥺 /j nah but seriously I'm the scary fat disabled queer the bigots warned you about.

<3

@ghostlyobservationdelusion is my blog I use to save stuff

#<3

weirdmageddon

have you guys seen this guy haunted daily by randomly placed white rugs on dream islands yet

he’s started posting daily rug sighting updates now

weirdmageddon

update: apparently he’s not the only one

(notice the timestamp on that photo was from march)

it doesn’t seem to happen to everyone

unidentifiedspoon

part 2 of this. what if instead of be not afraid you said Be Afraid but joke's on you, asshole, it's been afraid its entire life

mouseshift

frcz78

Ok, it's finally done. Home is a place, home is a person.

This story is my first major piece after several years of art block, and I'm so glad I could finally get back to drawing.

Huge thanks to my dear friend @chancekey for the support.

natalieironside

So seeing the phrase "Christian baby" used in so many memes is especially funny to me because of inside jokes. Let me explain.

When I was a kid me an my buds knew this dude who listened to all the same music as us but who always got the names of things slightly wrong. The one I will never forget is that he always referred to American rock and roll musician Jimi Hendrix as John Hendrix. So we, in our mockery, decided that John Hendrix must be like the royalty-free knockoff version of Jimi Hendrix, famous for such hits as Beige Clarity and Oh Howdy There Joey

And I forget who it was but one of suggested that the John Hendrix analogue of the very good song Voodoo Child should be a very bad song called Christian Baby

hard--byte

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

aimasup

Based on this tumblr thread

yearofdoodles

Still thinking about when I drew this lil comic after my first read of Network Effect and 2.0 had such an Impact on my Mum that she made a knitted doll of it not even 1 day later?? Crucially she has not read TMBD and has no idea what it is, iconic behaviour 💁🏼‍♀️

fiore-firelily

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice