headcanon headquarters

blog to tell others all your silly headcanons about coroika! read pinned for rules and how this works

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hello!

welcome to the coroika headcanon blog!

this is a blog i made so coroika fans can share any of their headcanons, whether it be about the characters, story, ships, or anything else!

just send an ask including a headcanon of yours, anonymous or not, and ill answer it so it will be shared here!

my only request is no problematic or inappropriate headcanons please, as the mod is a minor, but i assume youre mature enough to know that. I also have full right to not post a headcanon if it makes me uncomfortable (tho im chill with most)

aside from that, you can share any headcanons here!

headcanons will be organized by the character mentioned in the headcanon

i do allow hcs with potentially triggering contents, please just warn for them in the ask (ill also tag the post with the trigger too)

please note though that i am one person running this blog, so i may not answer your ask if i forget or dont see it

with that out of the way, go wild!!!

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Skull has sight issues and is supposed to use glasses, he just doesn't because his bandana will fog them up as well as make him look less intimidating. So, if he struggles too much he uses his scope to do things that involve needing good sight (picture him trying to read a book and looking like he's gonna shoot it lol) Hence why he always gets lost + sensory issues so he goes without contacts too :p

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Ocho is extremely petty and has no issues with things like deception or blackmail, which is a dangerous combination for anyone that slights him.

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Emperor has been pulled into the S5 “friendgroup” because he moved in with Aloha after losing the Square King Cup and getting kicked out by his parents.

Vintage has been pulled into the S5 “friendgroup” both because of his previous relationship with Skull and because him and Mask are both into indie games and occasionally play together (aka different games in the same general area) or explain lore to each other.

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Mask calls people “chat” often, especially his teammates. Team Cyan are cool with it, the rest of the S5 don’t like it.

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i think each hierarchy member has another splatsville character who is weirdly obsessed with them. Gakuran is jealous of Wireglasses. (i also hc these two as exes). Trisun has a crush on Ocho, Hornmet has a crush on 8-Bit, and Barrel has a crush on Shady. All the hierarchy members do NOT return these feelings and find them annoying at best...👀👀

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More Best 8 MTG headcanons!

Braid, Barreleye, and Hornmet prefer Standard/smaller deck formats and refuse to play with the highly competitive Hierarchy. (Hornmet’s the only one with a full grasp of archetypes and her favorites are typal and spellslinger)

Shellmet mainly plays enchantments or lifegain but occasionally dabbles in mill (force opponent to lose by dumping their deck into their discard pile). She has a defensive playstyle that is turned up to 11 when she plays with the Hierarchy, with her plan in those situations being “let the Hierarchy fight with each other and take out whoever’s left”.

Shady’s deckbuilding plan is throwing cards that he thinks are cool together. This eventually turns into an aggro stompy big creatures deck.

8-Bit plays buff-heavy deck archetypes like Equipment or +1/+1 counters, and general aggro.

Wireglasses plays token decks and takes great pride in flooding the board with creatures quickly and buffing all of them.

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The reason why Aloha stopped saying slang after the Splatoon 1 arc was because he thought people thought it was weird and uncool.

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the reason why omega is so quiet is because shes always daydreaming or otherwise in her own head

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octoglasses (one of aloha's team mates) says "like" a lot and otherwise talks like a stereotypical mean girl, and it makes her come across as patronising, but shes actually a really genuine person, thats just how she talks!

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Based entirely on a scene in the SMG4 movie “Meggy’s Destiny” that uses their models, Team Orange all suck at basketball.

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Aloha mocks Mask for his love of Vocaloid, but also tried hate-listening to at least one Vocaloid song and ended up enjoying it but not wanting to admit it

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genderqueer oceanic hard hat . thats it thats the ask

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Anchor (Marunomi’s teammate with the Splatana Stamper) is genderfluid.

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Skull was specifically born on Friday the 13th.

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this probably has been thought by someone before but!! i think that emperor accidentaly grilled/fried at least one of his tentacles while working with crusty sean….🤔

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Rider always drinks energy drinks such as monster because no other caffeine actually energizes him (adhd 🎉)

Also goggles has dermatillomania i am TOTALLY not projecting!!!

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