Quirin: Boy! Donāt make me come up there and be a parent!
Varian: FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING!
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@incorrect-tangled-quotes
Quirin: Boy! Donāt make me come up there and be a parent!
Varian: FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING!
Varian: Uh-oh.
Rapunzel: Is that a good uh-oh, or a bad uh-oh?
Cassandra: Is there ever a good uh-oh?
Varian: Tale as old as time
Eugene: Meme as old as vine
Both, singing: beauty and the YEEEETT!!
Rapunzel: Wha-
Cassandra: Don't. Questioning it only encourages them.
Varian: Eugene, I think you should play the role of my father.
Eugene: I donāt want to be your father.
Varian: Thatās perfect, you already know your lines.
Cassandra: I'm so gay for Eugene.
Cassandra: By that I mean every time I see him, I get the slightest bit gayer to avoid ever being attracted to that piece of garbage.
Cassandra: Screw you, Eugene.
Varian: I'm never wrong.
Varian: I thought I was wrong once-
Varian: BUT I WAS WRONG.
Rapunzel, referring to Eugene: He's... he's dead!
Cassandra: *yawns*
Cassandra:
Cassandra: Not the idiot! What do you want me to say?
Introducing Mod Goggles!
Our first new Mod has been selected: Mod Goggles! Welcome!
Looking for new Mods!
Hey guys!
So I suppose yāall have noticed by now that this blog has been quiet for the last while. The unfortunate truth is that, though running this blog has been a lot of fun, real life is taking precedent and I no longer have much time to research and queue a quote for every day.
However, the idea of letting this blog quietly die makes me sad, so this post is an open call for new mods! For those who are interested, please send a DM to @aj-reblogs with two or three examples of quotes (with sources).
This isnāt goodbye for meā Iāll still be a modā but I can no longer devote as much time to this blog as Iād like. Iām looking for 1-3 new mods, so not everyone who is interested will become one, but if you love Tangled and funny quotes, please feel free to apply!
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Quirin: Son, did you clean your room?
Varian: Oh, y- *starts coughing*
Quirin: Varian! Are you alright?
Varian: *continues coughing*
Quirin: *runs to the kitchen and grabs a drink of water*
Varian: *swipes it and drinks* Thanks, dad. I must have had a bug in my throat or something. Anyways, Iām going to meet Eugene now.
Quirin: Okay, have fun, son.
*later*
Eugene: So you just randomly started coughing?
Varian: Itās called a diversion.
Eugene: I hate how Alexa is marketed as āpart of the familyā.
Eugene: Like, if I wanted an untrustworthy, cold, and emotionless machine in my life, I would just talk to Cassandra.
Quirin: Hello, Iām home!
Varian (running up to give him a hug): Oh, dad! Youāre back! Man, am I happy to see you!
Varian: Really happy! So, so happy!
Varian: I mean, you have no idea how hap-
Hector: Point taken, kid.
Rapunzel: Whatcha watching, Cass?
Cassandra: Hockey.
Rapunzel: I didnāt know you liked hockey.
Cassandra: Oh, I love hockey... except for those boring interludes where they skate around trying to hit the black thing.
Rapunzel: ...you mean the puck?
Cassandra: FIGHT, YOU TIME-WASTING FIGURE SKATERS, FIGHT!!
Kiera: I canāt believe Zhan Tiri is real! I thought she was something adults made up to scare kids. Like vitamins.
Eugene: Kiera, vitamins are real.
Kiera: Well, now Iām thinking they could be.
Eugene: Rapunzel, you keep saying āring-bearā instead of āring-bearer.ā Will there or will there not be a bear at our wedding?
Assert your dominance by calling your friends by their Social Security number.
Varian
Cassandra: This is pushing your luck.
Eugene: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first.