Just me and my horse

Just a lonely person here named Alek who runs a blog.

[kkeiij-blog]

yoi headcanon where whenever everyone is together the skaters all speak english but when jj shows up everyone switches to their native language and pretends they understand everyone else at the table

[vyctornikiforov]

Love how this is the Yuuri, JJ pictures in his nightmares.

[blau678]

[misquotes-on-ice]

Yuuri, stop skating for a minute. I’m trying to look at your ass in that skirt.

Victor Nikiforov, during practice (via misquotes-on-ice)

[misquotes-on-ice]

I was so worried, I baked a whole cake then I ate a whole cake

Yuri Katsuki, before Hotsprings on Ice (via misquotes-on-ice)

[corporal-short-shit]

Yakov: So, you're taking the year off. *sigh* Do you even have a career plan?

Victor: Yeah. Does getting laid count?

[cinnermanspyce]

I want to give him things! Like… blowjobs and self esteem.

Victor Nikiforov about Katsuki Yuuri (via grand-inquisitor-of-feels)

[corporal-short-shit]

Yuuri: I'm not really sure actually. Until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical

Phichit: so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay

[corporal-short-shit]

Interviewer: so Yuuri, describe your ideal type.

Yuuri: well, I would like someone tall, cute, funny, forgetful, with a Russian accent, five world championships in skating, probably light hair, who lives in my resort, maybe three years older than me and has a heart smile. Nothing too specific.

Victor: we should burn that ugly tie.

[corporal-short-shit]

Yuuri: I don’t want you to think that Victor and I are dating, because we’re not. That was purely accidental intercourse.

Phichit: You had intercourse accidentally? What were you trying to do?

Yuuri: I was going to show him the music for my new program.

Phichit: And your pants fell off?

[corporal-short-shit]

Phichit: Just ask Vic out. What’s the worst that could happen?

Yuuri: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

[corporal-short-shit]

Yuuri: My friend thinks you're cute.

Viktor: Which friend?

Yuuri: Me. I'm the friend.

[misquotes-on-ice]

Would you put day drinking under experience or special abilities?

Victor Nikiforov (via misquotes-on-ice)

[misquotes-on-ice]

Yuuri during his speech

Yuuri: I want to thank my mom, my dad and Victor’s well sculpted ass

[misquotes-on-ice]

Look, Victor is great, but he doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t even have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.

Yuri Plisetsky (via misquotes-on-ice)

[misquotes-on-ice]

He gotta eat the booty like katsudon.

-Yuuri Katsuki, about Viktor

(From: Post to Be by Omarion)

[corporal-short-shit]

Victor: *whispers* If you love me, blink.

Yuuri: *didn’t hear what he said* ?

Victor: *blows air at Yuuri's face*

Yuuri: *blinks*

Victor: Yes!