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My sense of humor is immaculate and I’ll hear no criticism saying otherwise.

One might say that I’m…demisexual

And I will die on that hill too

Nothing like a late night pump sesh to work out the stress of moving.

I love scenarios and I hate being in situations

I’m trying really hard not to look at my credit card statement after buying all this shit for the house. I might actually cry.

sorry i can’t hang out today. i have plans to lay face down in a river. yeah no it’s going to be an all day thing.

૮ฅ・ﻌ・აฅ ..... hello!

the fuck is that thing

Good news: we made it to the new house!

Bad news: we have a whole UHAUL full of shit to unpack tomorrow.

For the night, we sleep and bid the world adieu. 😴

I am never spending 15 hours in a UHaul again.

may we all continue to be strange and off-putting little freaks in 2022 <3

2023 fuck it we ball

My favorite thing to do now is rile Vinny up about how small he is.

Please. Someone else suffer Vinny’s presence.

bbg you look gnc (ghastly, nightmarish, creepy) asf today

“Education and intelligence aren’t the same thing”

My fortune cookie dropping some truth today

why is there porn in my tag

i just wanted to stalk my fans

Do I get Indian, Mexican, or both?

Because I definitely don’t have half a fridge full of leftovers from Christmas that my mom demanded we take home with us.

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