[PERMANENT HIATUS]

Help I've been dragged into Corpsuno hell

[corpsexsykkuno]

“Put on the fucking cat ears, Sykkuno.”

[janployshompoos]

What if I hand-deliver it?

[janployshompoos]

Corpse, stop!!! Get, get away from me!!

[incorrectcorpsehusband]

Corpse: The universe is a cruel, cold place. It has decided that I should suffer for all eternity. It has decided that the things I care most about shall hurt me the most.

Valkyrae: What's wrong with him?

Toast: Sykkuno went to the bathroom and he misses him.

Corpse: ):

[incorrectcorpsehusband]

Sykkuno: He died of natural causes.

Corpse: You pushed him off a roof.

Sykkuno: Well, gravity is natural isn't it?

[incorrectcorpsehusband]

Corpse: *carrying all the groceries*

Sykkuno: *reaches out to help*

Corpse: *adjusts to hold Sykkuno's hand*

Sykkuno: That's not what I- okay.

[incorrectcorpsehusband]

Sykkuno: I would die for you, Corpse!!✨

Corpse: *on verge of tears* Please don't.

[incorrectcorpsehusband]

Sykkuno: Why is Corpse flirting with me all of a sudden?

Valkyrae: ALL OF A SUDDEN?!????

[incorrectcorpsehusband]

Sykkuno: Why are people so obsessed with being a top or a bottom?

Sykkuno: I'd be glad to just have a bunkbed.

Jack:

Corpse:

Valkyrae: I'm gonna tell him.

Corpse: Don't you fucking dare.

[incorrectcorpsehusband]

Hey guys, how the fresh fuck did I get 2,400 likes on this?

[acciodrxrry]

Jack: at 17 million dollars Corpse will reveal his face!

Sykkuno: If only i had 17 million dollars.. I would donate it and then donate to not have him reveal his face, i wouldn’t want you to do something you don’t like Corpse

HE’S SO SWEET WTFFF AAAAA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH T-T 

[incorrectcorpsehusband]

Corpse: I just ruined a long term relationship.

Jack: Are you okay?

Corpse: Oh it wasn't mine.

Jack: Wait, then whose-

*Toastkkuno screaming in the distance*

[apiratefellinlovewithastar]

this post, but screenrecorded.😂🥰

[apiratefellinlovewithastar]

tiny sykkuno & corpse. 🖤💚🖤

[literaphobe]

thinking about how corpse husband invited sykkuno to play a donation drive among us game with aoc and sykkuno was so confused and didn’t talk much with the group because he barely knew any of them but corpse would check in on him and make sure he felt okay and even subtly gave him a way to leave by saying “hey sykkuno don’t you need to go have dinner?” and even though sykkuno DID need to go have dinner he said no and stayed and told his viewers “i’m staying until corpse leaves because corpse invited us to play and he’s our buddy so we’re gonna be there for him no matter what” and i just think their friendship is so precious

[corpseyhusband]

sykkuno not knowing anyone else in the lobby so corpse making a point to talk to him to make him more comfortable 🥺🥺

[corpseyhusband]

“you guys know i can’t say no to corpse”

[yellow-sleeping-bag]

“Wow, I’m just happy to be here.”