MR. CORPSE COLLECTOR

waiting for my brain to start trying to work things out and it's all too frightening laws. about.

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( me, back in november: This Blog Is Dead(tm) To Me. me, now: Fucking Fuck. )

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corpsebled:

( srsly how the fuck do i keep getting followers here on the daily when i haven’t done anything on here in months like for a while it was flattering now it’s just plain irritating and a bit of a blow to my ego. like i love noah but when compared to my other ocs he’s fucking boring and not at all developed and just it’s a bit disheartening when a character you’ve hardly worked on keeps getting more attention than ones you’ve spent anywhere from a year to six working on lmfao. ahhh i should shut up and say what i wanted to say before i become anymore salty and petty. I will either be deleting this blog due to lack of muse or archive it. either way it’s dead for now. I may remake him one day but I doubt it. My other blogs are here, here ( note: they actually come from the same canon as noah ) and here if you still wanna follow me though. )

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corpsebled:

( srsly how the fuck do i keep getting followers here on the daily when i haven’t done anything on here in months like for a while it was flattering now it’s just plain irritating and a bit of a blow to my ego. like i love noah but when compared to my other ocs he’s fucking boring and not at all developed and just it’s a bit disheartening when a character you’ve hardly worked on keeps getting more attention than ones you’ve spent anywhere from a year to six working on lmfao. ahhh i should shut up and say what i wanted to say before i become anymore salty and petty. I will either be deleting this blog due to lack of muse or archive it. either way it’s dead for now. I may remake him one day but I doubt it. My other blogs are here, here ( note: they actually come from the same canon as noah ) and here if you still wanna follow me though. )

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corpsebled:

( srsly how the fuck do i keep getting followers here on the daily when i haven’t done anything on here in months like for a while it was flattering now it’s just plain irritating and a bit of a blow to my ego. like i love noah but when compared to my other ocs he’s fucking boring and not at all developed and just it’s a bit disheartening when a character you’ve hardly worked on keeps getting more attention than ones you’ve spent anywhere from a year to six working on lmfao. ahhh i should shut up and say what i wanted to say before i become anymore salty and petty. I will either be deleting this blog due to lack of muse or archive it. either way it’s dead for now. I may remake him one day but I doubt it. My other blogs are here, here ( note: they actually come from the same canon as noah ) and here if you still wanna follow me though. )

[corpsebled-blog]

( srsly how the fuck do i keep getting followers here on the daily when i haven’t done anything on here in months like for a while it was flattering now it’s just plain irritating and a bit of a blow to my ego. like i love noah but when compared to my other ocs he’s fucking boring and not at all developed and just it’s a bit disheartening when a character you’ve hardly worked on keeps getting more attention than ones you’ve spent anywhere from a year to six working on lmfao. ahhh i should shut up and say what i wanted to say before i become anymore salty and petty. I will either be deleting this blog due to lack of muse or archive it. either way it’s dead for now. I may remake him one day but I doubt it. My other blogs are here, here ( note: they actually come from the same canon as noah ) and here if you still wanna follow me though. )

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           ( given that these sorts of promos still seem to get around better, if you are interested with interacting with an independent kuro.na yasuhis.a of toky.o gh.oul, kindly reblog or like this post. caution warning for cannibalism, death, gore and just generally dark stuff. )

[miiseryghost-blog]

the blood on your knees pales in comparison to the blood staining your hands.

[earthmcther-blog]

nothing is quite as worse than being forgotten. to lose love & admiration you were once shown, for even your own children to no longer seek you out let alone utter your name.

[ghcstlyghoul-blog]

                                      LOVE NEVER GIVES UP.

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     300?  yikes.  okay so no homo but full homo thank you?? really im such a shit with replying and i’m pretty sure im the most active blog in this fandom because everyone else has got the right sense to give up on this hellhole. so i am!! so grateful for all of yas who have written with me and became my friend and shared some quality grade a banter with me. you’re all amazing wth… thank you guys!! you’re all super important to me and i hope we get to write a whole lot more together in the future!!                                                          the dankest memes. @aircruiser   @booyahs   @callasalt    @chereub    @corpsebled    @deadkissed @delicasin    @desenchantee    @deusuprema     @draugared   @epocheur @euphemistiic    @flowerslain    @gangleadiing    @gentlefelt    @godstarved   @gothlic   @jorciere   @justiitio    @konoma    @ladydiaochan    @lustkun @mightdriven    @ofzcku     @perishen   @shadowbred   @siderion    @soundblast    @starteared    @suutama    @townterror    @yumejuni

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                       Hikaru would never poke fun at cliche things that he also enjoyed, an amused expression stayed upon playful features, hands brought up together in front of him. “Whiskey? Even better, I find that the robust taste of a nice bottle of whiskey goes nice with the slightly chilled summer air—– pick a place, I’ll follow~.”

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      Well he must've somehow managed to get lady luck to give him a break, he actually did need to go to a certain graveyard tonight. It wasn't the most gothic looking, but most certainly not modern either, a good balance truth be told. It was also located near a deep forest which was nice, it gave the place a sense of solitude, which was only amplified by the fact it was quite a bit of ways from any houses or such. It also had been abandoned a while back so very rarely were there any living beings here. " It's a pretty nice place to visit when you wanna be alone, or alternatively, hide things you don't want anyone to see. Out of sight, out of mind as they say after all. "

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‘––– it’s a nice night out, don’t you think ? I don’t see many people out here at this hour. the nights relaxing, wouldn’t you say ? ’

( @corpsebled♡’d for a starter ! )

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      “ You probably don’t see a lot of people out at this time cause they’re either passed out in bed or…ya know, committing crimes. ” If he could’ve he’d stayed at his place for the night but ah, busy night tonight. Clients to deal with, walls to clean and guts to pick up and decide if they were good enough to sell or throw ‘em in a pyre. You know, just normal shit.

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𝓙 • 𝓐𝓵𝓾𝓲𝓷 • ♥  ⤵                  ❛   Hey now, calm down.

       whatever it is, I highly doubt it’s THAT bad… What, do you work in a  strip club or something?   ❜ Aluin dryly chunks and lightly pats the male on the shoulder for some COMFORT——if there was any to be given. 

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      " No, but they're probably pretty close in terms of disgusting things you see and are paid to do. " Actually, he was pretty sure both jobs could be quite revolting, mainly thanks to the fact a good portion of his clients were strippers or prostitutes. " I essentially clean up messes anyone could do but are too lazy to either look it up on the internet or do it themselves. I get paid for collecting and disposing of bodies killed primarily by those non - human. It's an easy job most of the time, but sometimes... " All that left him was a disgusted groan as a grimace formed upon pale features. It really was gonna take a lot to forget what he'd seen today.

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“in the end you still said it.” as much as he would have loved to ask if he really looked like a child the answer was obvious. “why should you care about a little kid out after curfew.”

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      “ Touchy subject I take it ? ” Why did youngsters have to seemingly all be so bratty ? Or sensitive. One could hardly say even one word without them eitherhating your guts or bursting out sobbing. “ Dunno, I just sorta tend to be the ’ nosy ’ type I suppose. ”

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( random noah facts. )

though not often noah does tend to both watch his godchildren and house sit, primarily when anita + the rest of the important members that make up the current vasquez family need to go some place from between a few days to a few weeks. even though due to being the former leader he is still free to come along noah persistently refuses, claiming he knows all they'll talk about are the same problems from 50 years ago so why bother. he'll also say he'd rather spend time with his nieces and nephew than be stuck in some meeting room. that is not a lie, but isn't entirely the truth. really he'd rather not deal with the elders of the family who were far from pleased with noah's departure from the role he was ' destined ' to play and just generally doesn't have the best relationship with the 500x great grandparents. plus whats better than showing your cute ( but still bratty ) seven or so nieces dead body parts + grossing out your nephew with said stuff and teaching them how to properly clean up blood and guts as well as informing them of how to hide / dispose of any remains ? especially when you're helped out by your daughter who sometimes even knows more than you.

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( random noah facts. )

he doesn’t have the best relationship with his sister-in-law and you could even say he’s a bit scared of her. even though she’s only 4'8 and when compared to noah and her wife anita ( who are both 5'10 ), she’s quite small and fairly nice looking. however she makes it her job to both intimidate and scold the corpse collector whenever he begins to act stupid ( aka cause problems for the family and just…problems in general tbh ). so if you ever see a grumpy and shady looking dude standing out near the gates of the vasquez manor, chances are anita isn’t home and he doesn’t want to be stuck in a house with his sister-in-law cause 98% of the time she traps him in a head lock and calls him childish things in various languages.