the corpse doctor.

Dr. Thunderland Jr. Part of Tegami Bachi Masterlist.

[corpsedoctor-blog]

Oh lord. I guess you missed me, Doctor. Am I right?

No.

[corpsedoctor-blog]

To Thunderland Jr or mun: a-are you dead? you're my favorite character and i was so happy to be able to follow your blog. so anon hopes you're not dead and misses your posts on my dash!

Ah— um, I've been quite busy with work.

It's the holidays so quite a bit of my co-workers took time off to spend it with their families. I don't have any plans, so I've just kept myself shut in the lab.

Thank you for your concern though.

[fytegamibachi]

[aria-sweet-music-deactivated201]

Sure you are, Gauche. And you might as well accept that fact now so you can get on with your life.

Doctor… you’re cruel. And I don’t see why not. If you’re going to bully me, might as well lump us both together and bully him as well.

But I’m afraid he’s right, Gauche. You need to stop doing stupid things. Who knows what kind of trouble you could get yourself into nowadays. I worry for you sometimes.

[nakushitategami-blog]

…

Why  everyone is against me? I really didn’t do anything to be punished about maybe. And Aria, aren’t you suppose to be my friend? And friends aren’t supposed to help each other and take the side of the other one?

And, I’m not troublesome. You two can’t really understand anything.

/Sighs

Guess, I need to get on my way and continue my delivery.

[corpsedoctor-blog]

I'm not bullying you— I'm just stating some facts here.

Suede, it was bad enough already that you bother me all the time. So telling Link to join you is completely unnecessary.

Can't understand anything? Try putting yourself in my shoes for once.

[aria-sweet-music-deactivated201]

I don’t like that. That face. You don’t believe me, don’t you? I-It’s true!

Well, that was rather anticlimactic. 

/pats Gauche sympathetically

You’re weak, you know.

[nakushitategami-blog]

/breathes a sigh of relief and comes close to Acchi.

/Hides behind her.

I-I’m not weak. I was caught off guard … That’s all.

[corpsedoctor-blog]

Yup, I don't believe you at all.

And I'm not mean enough to make torturing Suede my new hobby.

Well, Suede, if you didn't do anything stupid you wouldn't need to be punished, right? Treat this as a lesson.

[indianchickencurry-deactivated2]

Reblog if your icon is a sex god.

[elllelele-deactivated20140517]

This icon screams “fuck me, I’m a creeper”.

[ao-toge-blog]

Pu-lease, would you just look at that maid outfit? He’s willing to make any of your fantasies real ;D

[elllelele-deactivated20140517]

brb applying for a job at the Bee Hive.

[letterbeelag]

when i’m older.

we all know it will happen.

[corpsedoctor-blog]

Now what's this all this about?

[fytegamibachi]

[corpsedoctor-blog]

omg gauche, this doujin portrayed us perfectly.

[aria-sweet-music-deactivated201]

Sorry, Gauche. It had to be done. How else would we make sure you stayed in line? You have to be punished, of course.

Just because he’s my closest friend and I hang out with him the most… That doesn’t mean anything. I have normal friends… Kinda.

[nakushitategami-blog]

/Gauche under the effect of wild tickling

[corpsedoctor-blog]

Normal friends? Whatever you say, Link.

/Eventually he stops tickling and lets go of Gauche

That was fun. I'm done now.

[corpsedoctor-blog]

~*~MAGICAL ANON TIME!~*~ Everyone is genderbent for 48 hours! POOF! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I render this completely invalid.

[corpsedoctor-blog]

[corpsedoctor-blog]

nakushitategami replied to your post: Well… heh, this is quite, uh.....

Prove me you’re not a homo, now D:

...Suede? I nearly couldn't recognize you with that... long hair of yours.

And just what are you talking about?

I don't have to prove anything to you.

[fytegamibachi]

[corpsedoctor-blog]

Well... heh, this is quite, uh.. gigglesnort - predicament everyone is in.

/Trying not to laugh but failing as it is so funny watching everyone's reactions.. well, Zazie is the funniest hands down

Anyway, fortunately for me, nothing has happened so I'll be going back to work now.

[nakushitategami-blog]

[nakushitategami-blog]

Don’t tell me you wanna dissect me to find out how my stomach works.

And sorry, it was funny as hell.

[corpsedoctor-blog]

As interesting as that sounds, it wouldn't benefit me in any way. So, no.

...No, it was not, you brat.

[nakushitategami-blog]

[nakushitategami-blog]

I was only teasing you a bit, Corpse Doctor. Don’t get too stressed and mad over it.

And, thank you. Those disgusting soups are cheap and the best nutrition when I’m away. And they’re good!

[corpsedoctor-blog]

It wasn't funny.

That wasn't meant to be a compliment, Suede. It's a mystery how your stomach works.

[nakushitategami-blog]

[nakushitategami-blog]

I was just pointing out the obvious, but if you insist forget what I told you.

/Covers his nose with a hand

Don’t you think I’m losing too much blood?

[corpsedoctor-blog]

That is still no concern of yours. Is it that hard to comprehend that I like my life just the way it is without needing any other factors in it?

And you'll be fine.... Probably.

If you have a stomach that can digest those disgusting soups they sell on the market, then you'll be fine.