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welcome to the world totally correct anime quotes from: hxh, bnha, haikyuu, assassination classroom, and many more! 

[aprilidy]

Draken: Mikey, look straight into my eyes!

Mikey: How can I be straight when looking at you?

[correct-anime]

L: do you wanna hear a joke?

Light: I'm more into dark humor-

L: oh ok thats fine too

L: *turns off the lights* so my joke is-

[correct-anime]

Irina: Come here often?

Karasuma, sitting in his desk: This is my fucking job.

[correct-anime]

Misa: Light, do you love me?

Light: no.

L: *exists*

Light: I love that one

[correct-anime]

Oikawa: *breathes*

Iwaizumi: shut the fuck up

Oikawa: I didnt say any-

Iwaizumi: *slaps him*

[correct-anime]

*at a hero meeting*

Edgeshot: heroism blah blah blah...

Mirko: man, this is so boring! why cant i talk?

Edgeshot: because im one rank higher than you.

Mirko: then let bird man talk! hes TWO ranks higher than you!

Edgeshot: fine.

*five minutes later*

Hawks: ...and this is how we naruto run out of area-51...

Mirko: now this is a meeting!

Endeavor: Help. Me.

Best Jeanist on factime: as the kids of today say, lol nah

[correct-anime]

nagisa: i heard you like guys.

karma: yeah i do-

nagisa, putting on shades: well not to brag but, im a guy.

[correct-anime]

bakugou: i’m gonna kill you!

deku: kacchan, be positive!

bakugou: i’m gonna kill you quickly!

[correct-anime]

kikyo: kill, what do you have there?

killua, holding gon: A FRIEND!

kikyo: WAIT NO

[correct-anime]

aizawa: i’m moronsexual. im attracted to morons.

present mic: is the sun a planet?

aizawa, taking off his clothes: idiot.

[correct-anime]

akaashi: what are you doing in a tree in the middle of the night? 

bokuto, sitting on a tree: i have become one with my kind! WHOO WHOO 

akaashi, shaking his head:  are you sure you're our captain?

[correct-anime]

gon: do you wanna talk about your feelings? 

 kurapika: no. 

 killua: i wanna talk about my feelings! 

 gon: I know, killua. 

 killua: im gay! 

 gon: i know, killua. 

[correct-anime]

Leorio: It's been a year since I lost my dear boyfriend, Kurapika.

Kurapika: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD.

Leorio: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

[incorrecthxhquotes]

He’s so cute when he’s coming up with destructive ideas.

Leorio, about Kurapika (via incorrecthxhquotes)

[correct-anime]

gon: hey mito-san! why did my dad name me ‘gon’?

mito, thinking: because he was gone after you were born

mito:

mito: because he thought it was a beautiful name

[thoughtkick]

You were born with the ability to change someone’s life, don’t ever waste it.

Unknown (via thoughtkick)

[thoughtkick]

Travel and tell no one. Live a true love story and tell no one. Live happily and tell no one. People ruin beautiful things.

Khalil Gibran (via thoughtkick)