#haikyu

[aurabirds]

I keep forgetting to post to tumblr but I think y'all will like this one~

[barakock]

guys night

[showhay]

helping tobio with english

fluff

kageyama is famously bad at english, which is why you currently find yourself trapped in his kitchen on a saturday afternoon, staring at a vocabulary sheet that looks like it’s been through a war. kageyama is sitting across from you, his pencil gripped so tightly in his fist it looks like it’s about to snap in half.

​“the word is relationship, tobio,” you point to the paper. “use it in a sentence.”

​“the ball has a good relationship with my hand,” he says instantly, his face deadpan.

​“no. a human sentence. like... people.”

​kageyama scowls, dropping the pencil onto the table with a heavy thud. he slumps back in his chair, staring at the ceiling like the alphabet personally insulted his lineage. “this is stupid. volleyball doesn’t require words. you just look at the ball and you hit it.”

​“if you fail the mock exam next week, coach ukai won’t let you play in the qualifiers,” you remind him quietly.

​the threat works instantly. kageyama bolts upright, his eyes wide with an absolute, primal terror. he looks at the vocabulary sheet, then looks across the table at you—the way you’re leaning your chin on your palm, looking tired but patient, your hair messy from sitting inside all day.

​he clears his throat, his face turning a sudden, violent shade of pink. he picks up his pencil, his fingers trembling slightly as he writes something down, his large frame hunching over the paper to hide it from your view.

​“done,” he mutters, shoving the notebook toward you.

​you look down. in messy, jagged handwriting, he’s written: i want to get in a relationship with y/n because i like her more than milk.

​you look up, feeling your own face burning. “tobio...”

​“it’s a correct sentence,” he barks out defensively, his hands slamming flat onto the table as he stands up, his entire face, neck, and ears a uniform dark red. “the grammar is right! i checked it twice! so don’t tell me it’s wrong!” (he looks like he wants to cry).

n: i could never pick a layout ;(

© showhay — don’t copy, repost, or translate without my permission. do not use/feed my works to AI.

iloveu

[clawsdevour]

stain the sheets

wc: 0.5k content warning: kinktober day 17 - marathon :3, smut, feral ushijima x reader, yes.. he's big, creampie, not proofread

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lord have mercy... it's simmering hot, the room smells of sex and sweat as you come back from your unconsciousness—breath hitching and voice all ragged from the way you screamed at the top of your lungs, taking in your husband's ferocious fat cock.

you've just orgasmed once, but holy shit did it knock all the wind out of your lungs as he continued to fuck you through your limits. your gummy pink walls never let loose for his monstrous girth that remained pistoning through your cunt with great haste.

your bodies rub against each other, sheen and dripping with sweat as the clicking of his pelvis hitting your ass echoed along the walls of your bedroom. clinging onto dear life whole your knuckles turned a shade of white from gripping onto the bedsheets with all your might, your back arched like crazy while you felt him pulsate inside of you—dragging his dick on and out your tight pussy.

all you could do was continue moaning and gasping for air and staining your sheets with cum. you couldn't escape ushijima when he's gone absolutely feral. with his strong, big build, the stretching is always going to be intense, even if he prepares you with his thick fingers. the ringing you both hear? it's the lewd sounds of your bodies connecting repeatedly filling the air.

ushijima's grip on your waist was absolutely bruising and felt like he was cinching you in while making sure your legs stayed open for him. he's grunting, suppressing his primal urges and moans while he tilts his head back as waves of pleasure wash over him.

you? you were ready to cum again with the way he's nonstop yanking your ass back onto his girth that's filling in every crevice of your body. it was hard to breathe but you loved every overstimulating second of it—clawing at your headboard, face basically down into your pillow, all while your ass stayed up for him to demolish.

god, every time he slid out—you felt so empty without ushijima. but in? you were completely stuffed to the brim, frothing with a milky white outline on the circumference of his cock, even followed by the squelching wet sounds coming from your cunt that dripped with your mixed juices.

your walls are stretched to the max just for his obscene size, like ushijima's cock was molding you to be his pussy. feeling him his your cervix was eye rolling, your mouth's hung wide open, drooling into your pillow as your legs tremble and shake from the way he hits you in your most sensitive areas to bring you to straight euphoria.

creampie after creampie, he's still at it—giving you the whole bakery. the amount of cum he's spilled inside your womb was insane. the sight of just sliding his cock out to watch your gaping hole twitch and suddenly splat out his milky white load was such a sight for him..

a sight for him to fill his feral urges.

masterlist here

[ithildinwrites]

thinking about post time skip haikyuu is so funny to be bc the people who know other people is crazy like what must normal people in that universe think

like why does youtuber streamer and owner of bouncing ball co kozume kenma aka kodzuken know the libero of this russian team and this half russian model and this comedian / chef and also a bunch of div 1&2 pro volleyball players and his childhood bsf works for the jva

some kid comes to class one day and his teacher knows half the japanese national team ????? THIS RANDOM COP IN MIYAGI IS A SENPAI TO HINATA SHOYO AND KAGEYAMA TOBIO i’m in tears actually this is so funny how have i never considered this

yachi taking time off for the olympics and her colleagues are like oh omg what are you watching? you could come and watch at this bar with us! and she’s like actually my super famous besties got me tickets to go see the games IN PERSON and that’s how they learn she’s besties with hinata and kageyama bc she also posts a selfie w them and yamaguchi and tsukishima

new fans are so confused on how and why hinata knows so many people??? why is he on good terms with the japanese guy who plays for that one polish team? why is he posting selfies with san juan’s star setter???? why is san juan’s star setter married to THE JAPANESE TEAMS ATHLETIC TRAINER??? WHAT IS HAPPENING

everyone and everything is connected

edit: this is suddenly getting a lot of attention again? is it bc of the new hq magazine idk!!! but hi to anyone who sees this lol i wrote hq stuff on ao3 too :)

[fullwarmth]

as always

[kozusworld]

GAM3 BO1

── .✦ Summary: Kozume Kenma is down bad on stream, 50k people watch him simp.

── .✦ pairing: Kozume Kenma x reader

── .✦ WC: 1.1K

── .✦ genre: fluff

── .✦ a/n: i might be out of my writing slump again guys.... im back...

Kenma likes to think that he's a pretty humble person. He's quiet, keeps to himself and doesn't bother anyone else. If there's anything that he would take the slightest bit of pride in, it would be his gaming skills.

Now, again, Kenma is a humble guy — but statistics and KDAs don't lie. He can't help it if he's the top 1 rank in Japan in Overwatch, League of Legends, and a few other PvP games. It's all practiced skill. Kenma knew that he was the best. Admittedly, he does feel the flame of pride lick at his stomach when randoms would type in chat, just so excited to even be in the same lobby as the Kodzuken. Multiple clips of his streams becoming popular online because how the fuck is he playing like he's a rank above everyone else in the highest tier lobby? His chat floods with emotes and question marks whenever he pulls off an interesting shot. It's not even just his PvP skills. Kenma is annoyingly good at other kinds of games too. He enjoys a good souls-borne game like every other person, and when Elden Ring came out, a shit ton of clips of Kodzuken defeating bosses when they game hadn't even been out for a week took the internet by storm. So yeah, Kenma knows he's good at games.

It’s another day of streaming for the overgrown blonde, he boots up his PC and opens his Twitch and OBS. The stream begins and Kenma follows up with his usual introduction, waiting for the thousands of people who are pouring into his stream to settle in.

“Hey chat, we’re gonna be playing some Valorant today and maybe some ‘Resident Evil: Village’ later on.” The man hummed, moving his mouse around and clicking on the app icon. The game boots up quickly and within a minute he’s already in the lobby.

The chat is flooded with emotes, memes, and whatever they hell they wanna talk about — moving about a mile a minute but it all stops when something pops up on their screens.

Another account has joined Kodzuken’s lobby.

soboring: whos that

yodayoda: new duo?

nuggetFPS: I DONT RECOGNIZE THIS USERNAME GUYS

Kenma doesn’t say anything and starts the queue.

inarizaki1001: @kodzuken this isnt ur main acc??

The queue pops and Kenma as per usual locks his duelist champion, Jett. The chat is confused but they play along, wondering if the streamer had just decided to start climbing on a new account instead — it would be entertaining to have another Top 1 run anyway. All of this is tossed out the window when a girl’s voice suddenly floods the stream.

“Hey, Ken? Who should I play?” The sweet voice asked.

justathrower: IS THAT A GIRL?

simpl4m4n: LMFAOOOO IS THIS REAL GUYS?

customMade: DID KENMA GIVE IN AND HIRE AN EGIRL?

“Play whoever y’want.” Kenma hummed, shifting in his seat. He looks over at his second monitor where he has his OBS opened up and a pop-out of his Twitch chat — the edges of his lips quirk up but he doesn’t say anything, watching the comments fly by.

The sweet voice hums again and decides on locking in a champion, Sage.

S4INTLY: holy shit theyre A JETT SAGE DUO?

napphry: oh my god im gonna throw up

wubalubadubub: no way this is happening right now right

The blonde makes sure his microphone is muted in game before he speaks on the stream, “Guys, I’m duoing with my friend, she’s nice… so don’t be mean to her.” The lobby loads up and Kenma shifts his focus to the game.

The game was going well and the viewers had attempted to be nice and not mention the new duo and the new account but they just couldn’t ignore the fact that Kenma was playing a little differently today. Yeah, Kodzuken is a world renounced streamer, he’s popular and undeniably the best at almost every game he touches — but today the man was playing as if his life depended on it, which was an odd thing to say for a man who’s life revolved around gaming.

“Ken! You’re really good at this game!” The sweet voiced squeaked out after Kenma had managed to wipe the entire enemy team to save the round.

See, Kenma knows that he’s good at the game but that little compliment had the man malfunctioning. Blood rushes to his cheeks and Kenma’s palms begin to sweat, so what he has a little crush you? It wouldn’t have been the first time but this little crush has Kenma acting like he isn’t told this little fact almost every day.

He clears his throat and nods his head, “Thanks, t’was mostly luck…”

peanuuut: holy shit hes cooked

noddingpup: HUZZ SAID HES GOOD AT THE GAME

burgermachine: LUCK LMFAOOOO

For the rest of the game,the two of you throw some banter around, teasing each other. joking around, and just having fun — but Kenma, despite his ability to block out the world and focus in on his video games, cannot for the life of him fully focus back into the game. His brain is running around in circles and looking into crevices to figure out other ways that he could impress you again. Stupidly enough, all this thinking on how to win you over has the man doubling down in the lobby. He’s lost his focus and when he tunes back in he’s in a 1 v 5 position.

Shit.

Kenma is quick to act and he manages to find and shoot a person down. 1 v 4. The clock is ticking red and the blonde only has so much time before the bomb explodes.

“Holy shit! If you win this I’ll give you a kiss!” You blurt out randomly into your microphone, carried away by the intensity of the game and the adrenaline coursing through your veins.

Holy fucking shit.

slUmpStax: WHAAAAT?

swordfallen: CLIPPED AND SHIPPED

generallySo: were so cooked

Kenma only glances at second monitor before he goes absolutely berserk. The man controls his character better than his viewers had ever seen, bullets finding heads and the only sound the stream can hear is the clicking of his mouse and keyboard and the quiet desperation as Kenma moves around the game.

1 v 3.

1 v 2.

1 v 1.

As the blonde shoots down the last enemy player, he immediately moves to diffuse the bomb. It’s ticking loud, spasming at this point with high pitched whines because it’s practically about to explode and Kenma is praying to all the Gods that he makes it on time but he could do nothing but hope.

The round ends - ‘0:01’ on the top of his screen.

Defenders Win.

moogleymouse: GG EZ

zazazaza: CLIPPED. AND. SHIPPED.

aimingOP: GG

Kenma’s hands are drenched in sweat and the sound of your excited squeals has his heart pounding. Jesus, he looks like a fool right now. The man looks over at his chat, he already knows he’s getting teased by fifty thousand people right now but he really could not care about his ‘nonchalant reputation’ at this point.

“So, uh, about that kiss?”