things they've definitely said

vesper; they/he, first cast focused, i take submissions

[correctnowhereboys]

Sam: yo, it's your turn to wash the dishes

Felix: I'LL WASH THE WALL RED WITH YOUR BLOOD

Sam: 'kay, but wash the dishes, also use soap please

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Sam: dude, i only ever see you awake. Do you ever sleep? Shut down? Stop running?

Felix: oh i'm always running, but what from?

Jake: can you stop being angsty for one minute, my god.

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sam and andy like to make their spotify playlists collaborative to see others musics tastes. jake doesn't interfere with it much but felix, however, likes to put hardcore screamo in all of their playlists just to fuck with them.

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felix writes song about the people he cares about and he writes some for the other boys after they get back from the other universe

[correctnowhereboys]

Andy: god, i don't even care anymore. that's a lie i care way too much.

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[noseboopme]

Nowhere Boys as Vines (aka disaster magic witch bois as vines)

A vine compilation for our favourite chaotic foursome. Because nobody else was going to do it. WATCH THIS SHOW. PLEASE NOBODY WATCHES IT AND EVERYONE SHOULD....

Thought i’d gift the fandom with it’s first vine comp, since nobody else was doing it . Lemme know if yall want more. Comment on the vid lol;)  STARRING: -Felix Ferne, resident gay goth disaster  -Jake Riles, flower crown kween  -Andy Lau, a hot mess  -Sam Conte, he’s trying  -Oscar Ferne, just wanted a friend group and was saddled with these weirdos via psychic link

[correctnowhereboys]

Sam, making toast: bread slices are just crumb squares.

Felix:

Sam: and loaves are crumb prisms! i pay attention in math

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Jake: okay, just one question, how did you associate 'tomato' with 'pastry'?

Sam: mum makes pastries with tomatoes!

Jake: is your mum okay?

Sam: eh, well...