CorrectQuotesbyMerc

Things totally and 100% said by Bi/Pan disaster Mercury Black. Submissions Accepted.

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Police: You have the right to remain silent Mercury: I may have the right but I certainly don’t have the ability-

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Emerald: Who’s your favourite vampire? Mercury: The one from Sesame Street Emerald: He doesn’t count Mercury: I can assure you he does

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Clover: Mercury! I didn’t see you at stealth training today Mercury: Thank you, sir

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Mercury: Doctor Watts! I’ve been bitten by a wolf! Watts: Where?! Mercury: No, just a regular one

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Whitely: Mercury, will my pizza be long? I’m starving Mercury: No, Whitely, it’s pizza, it’ll be round

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Mercury: When I think of you I touch myself Jaune: So do I. I rub my temples because you give me a headache

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Qrow: How did you find that steak, kid? Mercury: I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was-

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Mercury: Did you know I can tell the time just by looking at the stars? Yang: Really? Mercury: Yeah, Marcus taught me, wanna see? Yang: Definitely Mercury: Alright Mercury: [looks up at the stars] Mercury: It's nighttime Yang: Oh fuck off

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Mercury: I see great pain in your future Jaune, tired: You’re gonna hit me, aren’t you? Mercury: Yep

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Mercury: I’m a wanted man, Yang! Yang: You weren’t even a wanted child Mercury: Ouch

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Mercury: Blood loss? It’s not lost! It’s on the ground over there! Sun: Please sit down-

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Mercury: I’m not coming to school today Jaune: Why not, are you okay?!? Mercury: It’s nothing, I’ve just come down with a case of ‘none of your fucking business’ Jaune: Ah

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Qrow: Kid, I told you to go to sleep hours ago- Mercury: Amputating Mike Wazowski’s legs would be exactly the same as beheading him- Qrow: shUT UP-

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[Argument at team dinner] Weiss: Don’t start taking sides this time Mercury, shoving potatoes in his pockets: They’re too busy to notice

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Ren: Let’s split up to cover more ground Mercury: Yeah I’ll go left and you go fuck yourself Ren: Mercury: I’m coming with you

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Clover: What did you learn today? Mercury: That if you step on someone’s foot, their mouth opens, just like a trashcan

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Watts: In this job, you’re the bad guy in somebody’s story Mercury: Doctor, I’m the bad guy in MY story