Yo @markiplier if you could see this that’d be just swell. Bro you’ve got TOO many egos. this took me 3 days….
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Yo @markiplier if you could see this that’d be just swell. Bro you’ve got TOO many egos. this took me 3 days….
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Distracting Kiss With Anti
Distracting Kiss - When you are competing, maybe playing video games or something so you press kisses anywhere available; arms, nose, knees, ears, knuckles, temple, just anywhere to distract them.
I wasn’t surprised when Anti had demanded us all play capture the flag at his party, but what I didn’t expect was for him to demand that I play as well. He knew good and well how much the other figments terrified me and when my protesting failed, I had at least thought he would have put us on the same team. But no. Here I was, NateMare painting my face in blue stripes as we discussed our positions.
“Okay. Mare and I will go after their flag. Virus can be outward defense and Mad, you can be prison guard.” Dark began to explain, apparently having appointed himself team captain. Sighing, I raised my hand.
“What about me Dark?” The entities one by one turned to face me, confusion filling their features as if they forgot I was present. I slowly shrunk away into myself, looking down shyly, “I mean I don’t have to play…”
Dark placed a hand on my shoulder and his fingers under my chin forcing me to look up at him, “Of course you’ll play. You have the very important position of-”
“Guardian of the flag!” Mad Pat decided.
“Yes! Guardian of the flag that’s a good one!” Dark smiled, his eyes glowing a light red, “the most important position, isn’t that right everyone?”
I looked at them confused, “Guardian of the flag?”
“It’s either that or bait.” NateMare smirked, “Which would you prefer sweetheart?”
This is boring! I’ve been here for at least an hour, probably more… Damnit Anti! Why are you doing this?
Arms snuck around my waist causing me to jump, only to relax seeing glowing eyes. “Anti you scared the shit out of me.”
“Sorry not sorry.” He pecked my cheek playing with me. “You look bored as all heck anyhow. So you should just lettme reach over and-”
I smirked, moving quickly to step in front of him, “Not so fast pretty boy. You gotta get past me first.” I crossed my arms, “and as boring as it is, it is my job.”
“Hmmm..” Anti tsked, “And what am I gonna have to do to you kitten?” He smirked at me, lurching forward and lunging his fingers at me, only not to budge. “Damn sugar. Your putting up more of a fight than I thought.” He looked in thought for a moment, glancing between me and the flag before a dark smile lifted his lips and he disappeared. I looked around, rapidly circling the flag out of fear that the entity would go to the opposite side of me and steal the flag. Instead, I circled it like a vulture.
“ANTI!” I cried, “ANTI NO FAIR! I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON NO POWERS! I CANT F-”
A large squeal called for the entity’s entrance as he slammed me into the ground, hands on my waist to pin me down, “I don’t think we agreed on anything sweetcheeks. Now… What am I gonna have to do to get the flag?”
“Screw you.” I mumbled, attempting to struggle but to no avail: He was after a supernatural entity with mass power that I sometimes wonder if he knows all about.
He deeply chuckled, slightly forming a smirked pout on his lips, “Maybe later… That would get me in trouble… But I think I know something I could do..”
Before I could even open my mouth to inquire about such, his lips were hotly presses against my arm, kissing rapidly but pausing to suck on my shoulder, collarbone, and neck before reaching my jaw. I was numb to my surroundings for a while, allowing his hands to hold me down and his lips do the talking but as I felt one hand remove itself from my body I tensed and flung open my eyes to see Anti reaching for the flag. Using all my strenght, I rolled the entity under me and he stared at me in shock while I moved my lips to his roughly, holding him down by the elbows to prevent him from moving as he roughly squirmed and kissed just as hard back in attempts to get back on bottom.
When I finally pulled away, coughing and gasping for air Anti smirked, intentions of reaching for the flag clearly gone, “Wow…” He chuckled awkwardly, “Didn’t know you felt like that.”
“Umm… Yeah.” I scratched the back of my neck awkwardly, trying to find a retort, “I uh- Didn’t know you kissed your friends like that.”
He smirked at this, a strangely pleasant but uncanny feeling filling my bones. “I don’t.”
I nodded, looking down with a blush on my features which depend as I realised I was still on top of him. Quickly moving, I offered him a hand to pull him up when a dark thought entered my mind and as he reached for my palm, i grabbed his scarf from his belt. “HAHA YES!” I smirked, pulling Anti up in victory, “You are going to jail birthday boy!”
He pouted for a minute and looked down, throwing a fake tantrum when his eyes lit up. “I could do that… Or I could take you out.”
“Out like… On a date?”
“No out like I’m gonna kill you.” He chuckled, “Yes on a date.” I blushed, “I mean it’s your party and-” “Yeah. And I’m the birthday boy.” He pouted, approaching me, his voice mocking that of a toddler, “And I wanna take the pretty girl to a movie.” He kissed my cheek, “Pweetty pwease with ice cream on top?”
“Fine.” I sighed and in victory, Anti picked me and teleported me away.
He kissed my head, setting me down, “Your team may have won, but I’m still the real winner tonight just because I get to spend my night with you.”
Well well well Colonel
Wonder why you peaking up there
It’s been one year since Anti made his first appearance and fucked the whole community up, congrats glitch bitch!!!
Inspiration from this vine
I WAS THINKING OF THIS VINE TODAY FOR WHATEVER REASON HOLY SHIT I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD. BLESS YOU FOR THIS
Who killed Markiplier?
So it’s pretty commonly agreed upon at this point that the Instagram letters spell “Who killed Markiplier?” and so a lot of people have been taking this as a threat. That the egos have taken/killed Mark and that its the fandom’s job to get him back, but what if the villain isn’t the egos?
So @theowlandthefinch had a theory that the Twitter clues’ writing is done by the different egos, and the way the pictures are set- doesn’t it seem almost like a theory board. Like the kind that detectives use in investigations? So what if we’re not the ones trying to solve the murders? What if the egos are? What if the crossing out doesn’t mean that people are dead, just that they’re no longer suspects?
I’ve seen a post (I can’t seem to find it now but if you know who made it let me know) that says that the Tumblr hints might be from Google’s point of view, which would make sense. Google could act as security for the team, keeping an eye on suspects and key locations.
But why? Why would the egos even go through all this trouble? Because they need Mark. They need his channel, his being, they need a puppet to control.
((bUt HeY,,, iTs JuSt a thEoRy…. (,,,,a MARKIPLIER theory)))
❌ If you love me let me go❌
Up the Hype
Nightmares and troublemaker egos. Just a few more days to go before October 13 and someone has to up the hype.
(I’m very excited for the video! And this was a random thing as I review for my exams. Hope y’all like it!)
Drew some pastel gore Antisepticeye!!! Let’s get spoopy!!!! Hope you all like it !!! 🌟🌸 @therealjacksepticeye
Here’s a Dan and Phil birthday scenario game!!
Handcuffed indefinitely to anger coulson. Welp.
Handcuffed myself to Jim Moriarty for the case of the blue feed bag. *__*
“So what if I painted a couple of those Bendy dolls with a crooked smile?”
It’s shAWN fLYNN and 100% nOT ANTI. I SWEAR. day three was glitch.
…. @therealjacksepticeye
day 2
REUPLOADED (because I wasn’t sure about the first phrase)
Awesome video right here
I’m proud that Ethan is not afraid to experiment! (It turned out very cool). Creepy stuff? Hell yeah
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REUPLOADED (because I wasn’t sure about the first phrase)
Awesome video right here
I’m proud that Ethan is not afraid to experiment! (It turned out very cool). Creepy stuff? Hell yeah
ahem just wanted to point this out
I stand firm in my thought that The Host is simply the narrator, and this just proves it further.
@ego-protection-squad @ego-surveillance-squad thoughts guys?
Genius.