Ego Imagines

Hello! Welcome! Will include Markiplier and Jacksepticeye egos. Request box is always open!

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Prompts List

Hi guys! Here’s a prompts list I made. (most of them are off other prompts lists so credit to them) Just pick a number and one of the boys and I’ll start whipping out the fics! You can request any of the Markiplier or Jacksepticeye egos OR just a number and I’ll pick the person as well. Just to make it clear, these are reader inserts. I’M ALSO WORKING ON A REALLY COOL IDEA FOR SHIP REQUESTS SO PLEASE SEND THOSE IN AS WELL!

1. “Damn it, why aren’t you obeying the laws of physics!”

2.  "I need to de-stress.“  "Where are you going?”  "To demolish the living room.“

3. "Look, if you want to conjure some unholy demon spawn from another dimension, at least wait for me to leave the room!”

4. “You’ve got to stop doing that."  Doing what?"  "Saying things that make me want to kiss you.”

5. “You know what they say, panicking burns a ton of calories."  "Who even says that?"  "Me. Just now.”

6. “I would like to join you at acknowledging the difficulties in your life."  "You are the worst at this whole comfort thing.”

7. “You forgot me at the supermarket!"  "It was an accident!”

8. “You’re a psychopath."  "I prefer creative.”

9. “Do we need wine?"  "No, I need wine, you need to put on your pants,"  "But life is so freeing without them."  "Pants on. now.”

10. “That’s not funny."  "I thought it was."  "You don’t count, you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because of a funny joke you remembered.”

11. “Is that another dead body?"  "Maybe?"  "Clean it up before dinner.”

12. “Do you feel guilty… like at all?"  "I don’t have time to feel guilty and neither do you.”

13. “It’s ok, I’m here.”

14. “I believe in you.”

15. “I’m going to protect you.”

16. “I’m not going to leave you.”

17. “Is that blood?"  "No?"  "That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.”

18. “I only look human. Remember that the next time you want to punch me in the face.”

19. “You have no power over me."  "Are you sure about that?”

20. “You’re not as evil as people think you are."  "No, I’m much worse.”

21. “It’ll be easy, all you have to do is seduce them."  "Are you kidding me? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage.”

22. “All that blood looks good on you, it really brings out your eyes.”

23. “What are you so afraid of?"  "You.”

24. “Seven billion people in the world and you’re complaining because we killed one man."  "But-"  "Seven, Billion. People. Now quit complaining and drink your smoothie.”

25. “On a scale of one to ten how bad do you think it would be if-"  "At least a twenty.”

26. “I hate you."  "Why? I’m lovely.”

27. “Hey, at least I didn’t kill anyone today!"  "What do you want, a gold star?”

28. “I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!"  "And I am trying to subtly ignore it.”

29. “Right now I don’t know if I want to kiss you or throw you off a bridge."  "Can I Pick?”

30. “You’re- You’re crushing my spleen."  "You don’t even know where your spleen is.”

31. “I saved your life!"  "You pushed me off a building!”

32. “You don’t strike me as a professional killer."  "That’s what makes me so good at it.”

33. “I’m getting really tired pretending I’m not evil.”

34. “What’s our exit strategy?"  "Our what?"  "Oh god, we’re going to die.”

35. “You know, you’re really cute when you sleep.”

36. “If you touch him/her ever again, I swear, you’ll wish all I did was hit you.” (specify pronoun please. :))

37. “You’re not wearing that out, I will rip it off of you.”

38. “You disobeyed me."  "But-"  "No excuses. You deliberately disobeyed me.”

39. “Honestly, I only ask for you help because you’re so cute when you try.”

40. “You need to sleep."  "Hell no!"  "You can either go to sleep willingly, or I can choke you until you pass out. You’ll enjoy either.”

41. “Catch!”

42. “You can’t just piss off every gang in the city and expect to get away scotch free.”

43. “How unfortunate. He got blood on my new tie.”

44. “You don’t frighten me."  "Darling I don’t want to frighten you, I want to break you.”

45. “We are NOT having sex in my grandmother’s broom closet." 

46. "I like this game, we should play it more often.”

47. “I thought you said tickle him!” “TACKLE! Tackle him!”

48. “This- isn’t how I imagined this going.”

49. “Would you stop coming through the window! It scares the hell out of me every time.”

50. “Go to hell.”

51. “Do you trust me?”

52. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

53. “Is that a promise?”

54. “Is that a threat.”

55. "Do you trust me?“

56. "You work for me now.”

57. “Smile for me, baby.”

58. “Well this a predicament.”

59. “Wait did I just turn you on?"  "Does that surprise you?"  "Considering both of us are covered from head to toe in blood- actually, no. I’m not surprised at all, never mind."  

60. "Spoon”

61. “This is going to hurt.”

62. “Beautiful.”

63. “How sweet, sacrificing yourself for her/him. When did you get a heart?”

64. “My apartment isn’t a holding cell you know.”

65. “Please tell me that the muffled screaming coming from the kitchen isn’t hostages.”

66. “Now you’re just being mean."  "I think the word you’re looking for is a tease, darling.”

67. “The world is filled with much more terrifying things than death.”

68. “ God, that sounded much better when I rehearsed it.”

69. “I have a vivid imagination, darling.” He purred in her/his ear. (specify pronoun please :))

70. “You’re naked."  "Good eye, darling.”

71. “So, how did you two meet?”

72. “He looks great in that tailored Dolce and Gabbana suit. Too bad he has to die in it.”

73. “ Kill him. If you really love me, kill him.”

74. “you are my everything.”

75. “Say that again. I dare you.”

76. “When you asked me out on a date, I expected a restaurant, maybe ice-skating. No part of me imagined taking part in a hostage situation.”   

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Egos React: to kissing

Jack- Jack’s kisses are always cute. When he really  wants to kiss you, he’ll work for it by doing cheesy couple things. He’ll pull you out into the rain to dance in the puddles and tug you into an unexpected kiss. His favorite spontaneous moment was once in a park, he hung upside down on the monkey bars and kissed you upside down, Spider-man style. 

Dr. Schneeplestein-  The good doc kisses fast. Not short or rough, just fast. He’ll dive down, often not giving you any sort of warning, and capture you lips in quick kisses. Half of the time, he’ll abandon your lips to pepper your face with sweet pecks. He loves to show you the attention you deserve. 

Antisepticeye- Anti is emotional. He craves attention and respect. So while he genuinely cares about you, his kisses reflect these wants. He wants you to beg his name. He wants you to need him. Often he’ll glitch in front of you and yank you to the nearest surface, whether it be a wall, or counter, or desk, anything really, and lean over you, smirking. Your eyes, wide with surprise from his sudden appearance, will travel from his eyes to his lips. You know his game and you know how to play it. The second his name falls from your lips, he is on top of you. lips pressing roughly against yours in an intense and heated kiss, often including biting. Your hands find his hair, tugging at the green strands while his grip your waist in an often bruising grip. 

Chase Brody- When Chase kisses you he gets very excited and enthusiastic. After what happened with his ex-wife, he just wants to show you just how much he loves and values you. His hands cup your face as he tilts your face up to meet his lips in a happy kiss. This enthusiasm often leads to accidents as he typically knocks the two of you over. You never complain as he always breaks the fall. Then the two of you are on the floor, kissing and giggling and being happy together. 

 Mark- Mark is a passionate guy, so kissing him his always emotion packed. It starts sweet, he’ll give you a grin with a playful gleam in his eyes. He may even spout a cheesy pick-up line just to make you laugh. And then he’ll kiss you and it is wonderful. You can feel the love and adoration on his lips as they press against yours. His hands gently, but firmly, grasp your waist, tugging you closer to him. 

Dr. Iplier- Slowly. Very slowly. He savors every single moment you lips are on his. As a doctor, he is very familiar with the reality of death. Often times he has to tell patients they are dying. His biggest fear is losing you so he treasures each moment with you. He adores the feeling of his lips moving softly against yours, he loves the intamateness that each kiss holds. 

Wilford Warfstache- You can never, ever kiss this man in public. While he loves kissing you anywhere and everywhere, on the train, in stores, random places in the ego mansion, you are forced to avoid it because when Wil kisses you, he not just looking to kiss you. He always wants to take it up a notch. He will start out innocent enough, until he begins to let his hands roam downwards, and he deepens the kiss by pulling your body flush with his, he’ll deepen the kiss and run his tongue across your bottom lip or move to your neck or collarbone. The unholy noises he is able to elicit from you is unreal. And so in public you mist avoid them at all cost. 

Google IRL- When Google first kissed you, you expected it to be robotic or mechanical. You were surprised to find just how good at kissing he really was. Being the internet meant he had unlimited knowledge of just about everything, including kissing so he knew the science behind the action. And he applied it very well. They were just the right amount of playfulness, intensity, intimacy, and passion. Every single kiss would be different as he would adjust his style to suit your mood. 

Bingiplier- Kissing Bing is like kissing sunshine. He’ll pull a super cheesy move (unironically) like pulling you into a dance and with a dramatic spin to his chest, he’ll kiss you sweetly. It is always as if the two of you are the only person in the room. 

Darkiplier- Dark will not kiss you unless it benefits him somehow. Whether that be to satisfy his craving of you, to keep you buy his side, or put himself in a position of power in front of others. But when he does kiss you, he is sure to ruin you for anyone else. He is sure to leave you craving for him more than ever. You are his and no one is going to come between the two of you. Dark wants conrtol more than anything and he knows how to bring you to your knees. He'll start with his words, the honeyed speech fell from his lips in that impossibly smooth, baritone voice of his. He'll stand so close you can feel his breath and he places a finger under your chin, tilting your head up to meet his eyes and then his lips. Good, god is he good at kissing. His lips move in such a tantalizingly seductive way that you can't help but fall under his control.

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Dating Anti Would Include:

-LOTS of PDA. -seriously y'all would be making out everywhere/anywhere -the other egos don't appreciate this -Dark walked in on y'all in the kitchen on top of a counter and had to set up ground rules - surprisingly, he's really not controlling of you outside of the bedroom -until he wants your attention, that is -then, it doesn't matter who you're with or what you're doing, he WILL get you to focus on him. -usually this means merciless teasing until you give in and slam your lips onto his -this makes him very happy, he knows he won -if this fails, he will not hesitate to just grab you and glitch you out of the room with him -he may not be controlling over you but he is possessive -murder will ensue if another person so much as looks at you wrong -he always knows when someone else wants you, even when you're oblivious -as soon as the person leaves, he disappears, leaving you confused -when he returns, a wide, inhuman smile is stretched across his face, his glitches are worse than usual, and sometimes you spot the red splatters in his shirt or hand. -G R E A T S E X -holy shit I mean in three words, hot, intense, and long -he's not human so he can go on until you literally cannot -when I say he's not controlling, I mean outside of the bedroom, inside is a whole different story -he is absolutely dominating, but you don't mind cause, damn, he does it so well -sleeping next to you is always a challenge for him because he's way too hyper to sleep -being not human means he doesn't need to sleep -even if he could, he will always see the bed as to be used for more vigorous activities -this causes problems for you whenever you need to actually sleep, Anti will suddenly start nipping on your neck or grazing his fingers down your skin -Anti has genuine feelings for you, however he is still distinctly ANTI. You forget sometimes, especially when he acts like a child, but he will not hesitate to show you EXACTLY how dangerous he can be.

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Wilford Warfstache moodboard

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Egos React: to hugging

Mark- Mark loves hugs. Simply put, he's just a huggable guy. Most of the time it's him who initiate the hug. His arms wrap completely around you and y'all just melt into each other, savoring the embrace, both reluctant to let go. This was his favorite way to comfort you when you're upset, besides talking out the problem.

Jack- Jack is a fantastic hugger. They don't come often, especially in public, but when he does hug, damn. He puts his entire body into it, trying to squeeze all his love and care into you to show you how much he loves.

Anti- Anti really isn't too big on hugging. In his mind, if there is going to be contact between the two of you, he wants it to be hot and intense. However, if you do initiate the occasional hug, he will not hesitate to take advantage of the situation. He'll bury his face into your neck, leaving little nips and his hands roam to where ever they please, more than likely in your back pockets. Like him, his hugs are possessive and leave you no room to escape until he allows it.

Dark- Like Anti, Dark is not a hugger. He never hugs you and if you initiate one he pulls away, believing them to be unprofessional and useless. If showing PDA with you is in his best interest in a situation, it is guaranteed to be slow, seductive, and sensual, both to leave you a hot mess and accomplish whatever his means are.

Schneep- Schneep's hugs are dramatic. He will always come straight to you, moaning about the most recent problem he's had, throw his arms around you, and lean his full body weight against you, leaving you staggering under him.

Chase- Chase is a very enthusiastic hugger, almost to a fault. Whenever he's exciter or something awesome happened he'll practically throw himself into you for a hug. His enthusiasm always nearly knocks you to the ground, but luckily he's swift to steady you. 

Wilford-  Wilford likes hugs only when he's in the mood for them. With him, hugs are always insinuations for something more. He'll wrap his arms around your waist with yours around his neck and he'll rest his head on your shoulder, seemingly innocent. Until his fingers find the hem of your shirt and trace his fingertips along your exposed skin. Until he starts whispering things in your ear that leave you red in the face. Until the innocent hug, turns a lot more sensual.

Googleplier- Googleplier- Google is surprisingly good at hugs, mainly he learns most of his social interactions from Mark. He doesn't hug often, but whenever you're upset her won't hesitate to wrap his arms around you much like Mark would. They're very comforting and distinctly him.

Bingiplier- Bing is a friendly hugger so his hugs are typically used as a greeting for anyone and everyone. His proudest (and most terrifying) moment was when he hugged Dark and Dark didn't murder him on the spot. With you however, his hugs are a little more than friendly. They last a little longer and he always whispers a warm greeting in your ear.

The Host- Host's hugs are passionate. He cannot see so his sense of touch means everything to him. To touch you, feel your body, feel your heartbeat, means even more. Your arms warp around him, under his trench coat, and lightly grasp the material of his shirt, while he lightly traces patterns into your skin wherever his hands come to rest.

Dr. Iplier- His hugs are lazy. He'll return home after a grueling shift at the hospitial or patching up the egos and just collapse into you. He'll let you take all his weight as he falls into you, sighing contentedly.

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Egos Ship-

For Grace-

"Hi! Can I would like a ship please. My name's Grace. I'm smart, analytical, extroverted, and funny(or at least I like to think so). I'm very dedicated to school and work really hard for my grades, even if other parts of my life suffer sometimes. I love a lot of shows like Doctor Who and supernatural, Youtubers like Markiplier and of course, memes. Thank you!"

I ship you with...

Bing!

The sunshine boy would be your perfect match. Both of y'all have great senses of humor and combined with a mutual love of memes, the two of you would be laughing 24/7. Y'all would be the pop culture king and queen because movie and show nights would be every other night. He absolutely loves and admires your dedication and drive to do well in school even if he doesn't always understand it. In aspects where you might need to loosen and give yourself a break, he's helps immensely.

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Ask the Egos: Google

Corrina plopped down on the couch of her new home. The egos she had met had been... interesting, to say the least. Google, her target, sat just to the right of her on a cushioned chair to the left. His rigid posture reminded her of the famous character Sherlock Holmes when he receded into his mind palace. His eyes were straight forward, seemingly unseeing, but she knew his mind was racing faster than humanly possible. What was he thinking? She wondered curiously. Loud cussing drew her attention to the floor in front of her. Anti sat, back resting on the couch, playing a RPG shooter game she didn't recognize. Muffled yelling and explosions could be heard from his headphones. The rest of the egos were no where to be found at the moment. She turned her attention to Google, studying him over her journal filled with scribbled notes and doodles. "Hey Google, can I ask you a question?" She asked. He turned toward her with almost mechanical movements. "My primary objective is to answer questions as quickly as possible." He responded, causing a grin to appear on her face. "Perfect. Were you programed with emotions?" She asked with a slight head tilt. There was a small pause before Google responded. "My programmer wished for me to react to situations as humanly as possible to assist my owner in everyway. So yes, for example, I could show compassion in times of distress." His voice remained even as he answered, but she couldn't help but notice the slight edge of distaste as he said the word 'owner'. He doesn't have an owner now, right? She decided to save that question for another day as she scribbled furiously in her journal. "Thanks Goog!" she said cheerfully eliciting a scoff from his lips at the nickname.

 (A/N Hey guys! Please ask your questions! If you haven't figured it out, I'm (Corrina) basically acting as a medium between your questions and the egos so just give me your name and question and Corrina will ask the egos in this form or possibly in a role-play style upon request)       

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Schneeplestien mood board

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Important story!

Please read if you want backstory and set up for this blog. It gives a little taste of characters and story. 
“Welcome, welcome one and all! I am Bim Trimmer, your host, here to give you the full tour of the mansion!” A man in a crisp suit said as he swept the brown haired girl past the doorway. She took a minute to assess the man. He was handsome, definitely. His dark hair fit perfectly with his friendly brown eyes, slightly enlarged by the small square glasses on his face. A dazzling smile lit up his face. “I’m Just Another Writer, but you can call me Corri.” She said smiling warmly. “Well no time to waste! C'mon. So much to see so little time!” He said walking briskly into the mansion. Corri jogged to catch up to Bim. She looked around the marble foyer as her boots echoed softly in the huge room. She tightened the green flannel around her waist before following Bim up the elegant staircase. He flashed her another award winning smile as she hustled to keep up with him. “I’m taking you to the residential area of the mansion. This is where we all live.” He explained as the pair reached the top of the gently winding staircase. “You guys seem to have spared no expense. But no elevator?” Corri asked raising a brow as the turned the corner. She found herself in a hallway very similar to a hotel Except each door was spread far apart. The doors lined each side of the hallway and were spaced about twenty feet apart from each other. A quick count told her there were fourteen in all. Her brow wrinkled in confusion. “Why are there fourteen rooms? I thought there were only twelve of you?” She asked. Bim rubbed the back of his head, letting out a nervous chuckle. “We’ll save that for your conversation with Dark.” He said, eyes not quite meeting hers. “Anyways, here we have Jack and Mark’s rooms.” He said gesturing to two adjacent doors. She nodded, noting his change of subjects. “They are two of three humans living here, both kind men. Next we have Wilford Warfstache, he is… interesting to say the least. And across is my room. Then we have Bing and Google. They are both androids, just don’t ask about Google’s primary objective. Next is Dr. Iplier and The Host. The doctor won’t give you any problems and neither will the Host as long as you remain on his good side!” At this vaguely threatening statement Bim let out a hearty laugh. “Here is Mr. Chase Brody and Dr. Schneeplestien. And finally Antisepticeye and Darkiplier.” With a grand flourish of his arms at the end of the hallway. “But whose rooms are those?” She asked pointing to the two Bim turned to face her only to jump backwards in obvious fear. Corri turned to follow his gaze. Just to her right, where she was sure was void of life just seconds before, stood a man with bright green hair. He grinned at her lopsidedly, leaning with his arms crossed against the doorframe. “What’s this you brought me Bimmy? Fresh meat?” He asked, voice echoing strangely. With a look at Bim’s horrified face he began laughing madly. “Oh I’m only jokin’” he said. Pushing off the door to take a step towards the girl. “Though she is pretty.” He said taking a strand of her hair and running it between his thumb and finger. “Thank you? I think…” She said causing another giggle to bubble up from the man. “Anti, what did I say about touching guests?” A deep, melodious voice immediately drew all attention to the owner. Dark. He stepped down from a dark, wooden staircase that remained unseen until now. Anti sighed dramatically and with a roll of his eyes he dropped the strand of her hair. “You always ruin my fun.” He muttered and turned, disappearing into his room. “I’ll take it from here Bim, thank you.” He said graciously. He regarded her then and took in her full appearance with sweeping glances. “Hello, Corrina.” He said. His voice seemed to have the same echoey quality as Anti, but instead of ringing with a lilt of mischief, his only held darkness. It was quiet, yet commanded attention. “Please, follow me.” He said turning around and leading you up a much more modest but no less tasteful set of stairs. The dark mahogany wood steps winding upwards seemed a perfect fit for the man leading you up them. She took a moment to examine Dark. He resembled Bim in almost every way, physically at least. His suit however seemed darker than possible, like it was woven from the night itself, impossibly black. He had a strange glow around him, like an old 3D movie. Blues and reds jumped out of his form. And of course his aura. Anyone, let alone someone with her perception, could see this was a very dangerous man. No, not a man. Something darker. They reached the top of the stairs as she came to this conclusion. He pushed open a heavy looking door with ease, holding it open for her with an easygoing smile. “Please, take a seat.” He said nodding to a seat near the back of the room. It faced a large wooden desk and chair which Dark took and sat in accordingly. Corri followed suit and scooted the chair a little closer to the desk. “You know, I presume, who I am and exactly what is going on here.” He asked. She nodded. “You are all very real, but you came from the imagination of the original. In your case, Mark. However, once you became a reality, you needed his permission, per say, to become a separate entity.” She spoke quickly and animatedly, too caught in in her words to realize the affect they were having on Dark. “You might decide it’s best to hold your tongue.” His voice remained calm, though the friendliness was gone. It carried a warning. The darkness in his eyes deepened and the glow around him sharpened. She snapped her mouth closed at his warning and he calmed. “Better.” He said with a smirk at her obedience. “Now I’m sure you have questions.” He invited. She nodded carefully. “There are two rooms not filled with any of your’s or Jack’s egos. Whose are they?” She asked with a tilt of her head. “One of them belongs to (y/n). The egos are fond of her, particularly one of them. She is cared for and protected here.” He answered. “And the other?” Corri asked. “Let me ask you something first, what exactly is your purpose here, Corrina?” He asked leaning forward, elbows pressed into the desk and hands folded over his lips. “I’m here to write about all of you. To learn and experience. How you would react, take questions from my readers for you, imagine you in different scenarios.” She said, hoping to sound sane. He nodded. “And how do you expect to do that with one visit? I’m inviting you to live in the unused room. Would you care to accept?” He asked, framed by the dying embers of a fireplace behind him. “Yes! Yes of course.” She responded eagerly. Dark smirked and answered in a deep voice. “Good.”