"I'm not the average space bomberman..."

Indie Ask and RP blog for my Bomberman OC's, Void (Glitch) Bomber ((Not Yet) Part of the Space Bombers), Petal the Bomber(wo)man, and Jack the Bomberman. Sideblog. Can't follow back. Open to crossovers and OCs. Smut not allowed here. M!A's allowed. Current M!A: None.

[memes-for-the-meme-kind]

Prank My Muse!!

Whether on anon or as another muse! Pranks can be fun! Or they can go wrong. Or they can go too far. See how mine reacts!

💧to dump a bucket or water on them.

🍊to give them orange juice that’s really just cheese and water.

🌈to throw paint on them.

🍌to throw a banana peel on the ground.

📞to prank call them.

🎺to scare them with an air horn.

🚪to cover the doorway with plastic wrap.

🐍to leave a plastic snake in their bed/sleeping bag.

🐜to leave a plastic bug/spider in their bed/sleeping bag.

🕷to leave a live bug/spider in their bed/sleeping bag.

🍮to replace the vanilla pudding with mayo.

🎷to tape an air horn to the door/chair.

🍺to pretend to drink vodka- except it’s just water.

🍥to give them bar of soap that looks like a treat- bonus points for specifying what it is!

🔫to pretend to drink a bottle of windex/window cleaner- it’s just blue Gatorade/water and food dye.

🏺pretend to break an expensive vase, the blame it on my muse. (Last part’s optional, so leave"______ did it!“ To blame them)

🍬to offer grapes wrapped in candy wrappers.

🍭to offer them some candy that’s supposed to be sweet, but is actually very sour.

❗️to blow sneezing powder in their face.

⁉️to pour itching powder down their shirt.

✒️give them a shock pen!

🌡pretend to have a dangerously high fever!

🔮pretend to read their palm, and give them a bad future.

🦄convince them of a new number they invented between 5 and 6.

🌺to give them a bouquet of flowers they’re allergic to.

🎰give them a fake lottery ticket.

🗺to pretend to move away!

🥛to offer them a glass of “water” but it’s actually just vinegar.

[corrupted-bomb-code]

“April fools!”

“Oh wait, that’s not how it works.

Um...

Look, there’s a spider!

Oh wait no, that’s actually a door.

Uh... April Fools Day, I guess? Am I a fool or something?

...Oh right, also Happy Easter.”

[corrupted-bomb-code]

“Happy late New Years!”

[corrupted-bomb-code]

“Wait... I missed Christmas, didn’t I?” said Void.

Void checked his calendar to see that it was the 27th.

“NO! I WAS 2 DAYS LATE! WHY!?” yelled Void.

Sigh. “Well, there’s always New Years. Better prep up for that so I don’t miss it.” he said.

[corrupted-bomb-code]

Sorry, I didn’t forget.

I just procrastinated.

Sorry.

[corrupted-bomb-code]

Mun clears dust.

Mun coughs.

[bombermuses]

Promo Post

((Hey this is an RP blog for various Bomberman characters! Be sure to check out the muses page and like/reblog if you’d like to interact!))

[corrupted-bomb-code]

Void yawns...

"Man, how long was it since I was on this blog?"

"My computer collected some dust."

Void coughs.

"Well, better get back on track, I guess."

[michaelsuperfuck]

Haha just a friendly reminder theres a bomberman discord

https://discord.gg/MBsDT :)

[comet-bomber]

((Hey this blog recently swapped muses. Like/Reblog if you’d like to interact with Comet Bomber, a member of the Space Bombers!))

[lunarbomber]

(@corrupted-bomb-code) Void feels like he seen this person before but doesn't really remember. He then said "Hello?"

“Uhh. Hello? I don’t think we’ve met before. Who are ya’ ?”

[corrupted-bomb-code]

“I’m … uh… I’m Void Bomber. Do you have a name by chance that I can know?”

[lunarbomber]

“Ya’ can refer to me as Lunar.”

Void, huh? It sounded awfully familiar. Then, Lunar remembered that a few days ago, someone had asked him if they knew any ‘Void’ bomber. It was a strange coincidence that he was to meet them so shortly after receiving that message.

“Do ya’ need somethin’ from me or…?”

Unsure what this bomber wanted with him, Lunar just somewhat stared at them, hoping that they’d provide some sort of answer after he had asked that question.

[corrupted-bomb-code]

"Well... I've heard there was such thing as Space Bombers... is it a group?" he asked. "Can I join it?"

[lunarbomber]

(@corrupted-bomb-code) Void feels like he seen this person before but doesn't really remember. He then said "Hello?"

“Uhh. Hello? I don’t think we’ve met before. Who are ya’ ?”

[corrupted-bomb-code]

"I'm ... uh... I'm Void Bomber. Do you have a name by chance that I can know?"

[purple-and-friends-deactivated2]

What do you think of the Bomberman Bros?

“Good question, grey-face. Well, they DID save our universe, so they’re all cool in my book so far.” Then Purple took a deep breath.

“But my personal favorite has to be the one and only Black Bomber! Not ONLY is he cooler than all the others, but he’s also so… attractive! I could only DREAM of him saving my life, gazing into my eyes, and saying, ‘Purple Bomber, I have always had feelings for you. Please let me be the romantic partner you deserve.’ And me saying, ‘Of course, Black! I will always and forever be with you!’ And then we kiss as the credits roll!“ The words that came out of Purple’s non-existent mouth after that was random gibberish that no one could understand, even if they tried their hardest.

[spaacemusings]

                                                           this is your story                                                         these are your scars                                                         don’t you ever forget                                                               who you are

[live4love137-deactivated2019082]

Doing these was so much fun! Feel free to share and try them yourself~

[ask-villainous-inc]

IM DOING​ THIS, ASK ME

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

I’ll only do 5!

[brittsmemes]

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[startersofroleplay]

Skype Call Starters (Compilation)

This is a compilation post of this post and this post, in this format rather than in chat format.

“A dog is more articulate than that sentence.”

“And today and three thirty in the morning, we ask ourselves, what is a pea?”

“Bacon is a god send.”

“Calm your tit windows bros!”

“Can I have a small atomic bomb?”

“Cigarette cancer.”

“Come eat my soul, please, for the love of god.”

“Did that just say babysit the bird?”

“Did you SERIOUSLY just word it like that?”

“Did you just get swallowed by another dimension, what the fuck?”

“eASY.”

“geT OFF MY DS.”

“Goodbye. It’s coming after my soul.”

“HA. I’VE GOT YOU NOW. FUCK YOU!”

“He lives to see another day, I guess.”

“He spoke Spench. A mix between Spanish and French.”

“Honey if your vagina’s a taco you need to go to the hospital.”

“I BURPED HOLY SHIT.”

“I can do it after I’m done killing people!”

“I don’t wanna fuckin’ do this, man.”

“I need to tell the secetary that I’m speaking Spench today because I can’t join the MMMM.”

“I never understood deez nuts.”

“I went clothes shopping and then the cops.”

“I’m gonna do what I do best and fuck off into the mountains.”

“If I get another one of these from a legendary gun I’m going out and killing someone for real.”

“If you’re gonna be awake and bitching you might as well do something useful.”

“It’s like a bird and a siren had a baby.”

“It’s not what I would consider a mistake, but it’s not cute.”

“MISSLE.”

“My boyfriend dumped me I’m gonna nuke Japan.”

“No one gives a shit.”

“Nuclear explosion. Suddenly: Aurora Borealis!”

“Oh my god this is the ugliest thing. I’m wearing it.”

“Oooh this is bad I’m standing on a roll-y chair.”

“Oooh, I hit you hard, didn’t I?”

“Rub your own toe!”

“Satan had enough screaming for one day.”

“Satan is back in the household.”

“Satan left.”

“Shut up about tastebuds you burned those off!”

“Speaking of Irish–”

“That guy who faked his death didn’t die.”

“That’s a volleyball you uncultured swine.”

“The Americans don’t exist any more.”

“theRE YOU ARE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.”

“These cats just turned into noodles.”

“This little bitch in pre-school–”

“This little fucker is eluding me.”

“UH YOU’RE FLOATING.”

“Wanna eat a bug?”

“We all need our ass kicked once in a while.”

“We don’t care about a pig’s ass!”

“What’s up sluts, guess who just got out of Hoenn?”

“Why have Obamacare when you can have Obama Hair?”

“Yay we won guess who did all the work. Me. I did.”

“Yeah I’m evaporating.”

“You just cannot talk, can you?”

“You will not be flipping people off while we do explicit things.”

“You’ve all heard of the birds and the bees, but have you heard of the birds and the babies?”