Heyyyy so been awhile, huh?? Is anyone even here still? Decided to try getting back into posting my art so here’s something I drew back in February when I finally started watching Haikyuu. I love these boys with my heart and soul and you’ll be seeing a lot of them as my recent art has been mostly them 😅
gonna post more back log from the last couple months at some point soon. Got a crossover that I did several sketches for that I might post next.
A collection of my hq ships attemtping to sit in each others' laps or smth~
Everyone is sitting on a couch, where I have no idea but imagine that, and the couch is full. You can think these are happening in the same place but they weren't intended to unless specifically mentioned.
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Hinata, already a flustered mess, pointing at Kageyama's lap: Is- is this seat taken?
Kageyama, with an annoyed look on his face: Of course it is dumbass, I'm sitting here, are you blind or something?!
Hinata, giving up: Oh, okay...
Kageyama, the next morning: HOLY SHIT I FUCKED UP!
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Tsukki: *walks into the room*
Tadashi: Hi Tsukki, do you need me to give you my seat?
Tsukki: No.
Tadashi: Where are you gon-
Tsukki: *sits in his lap*
Tadashi: *loading*
Tadashi: *loading*
Tadashi: *system shutdown*
Tsukki, under his breath: Oh fuck I think I broke him...
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Asahi, walking into the room, seeing that the couch is full: Hey can someone please throw me a pillow on the ground to sit on?
Noya, with a flirty tone: No need for that babygurl, got a seat for you right here *gestures to his lap*
Asahi: Absolutely not.
Noya: Naww but why?
Asahi, with tears in his voice: Because I'm scared I'd crush you to death!
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Kiyoko: *walks into the room, looking for a place to sit*
Tanaka: Hey you can sit in my lap if you want t- *pillow gets thown in face*
Kiyoko: I'd rather stand.
Tanaka: Well at least let me give you my seat! *Stands up*
Kiyoko: I don't need it.
Tanaka: Then I'm going to stand with you!
Kiyoko: *hides her blush*
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(okay this one is on a train/subway)
Ikejiri: *gets on a full train/subway*
Ikejiri: *looking for a place to sit when he notices Daichi sitting on the same train*
*cue talk about always bumping into each other*
Ikejiri: Hey umm, my legs kinda hurt, would you mind if I sit in your lap?
Daichi: *processing information*
Daichi: Umm, I guess I wouldn't...
Ikejiri, taking advantage of Daichi's unawareness: Sweet! *sits in his lap getting some stares but mostly noone cares*
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(i think I'm out of karasuno ships, if thats what you're here for you can leave)
(I was gonna do Akiteru and Saeko but I couldn't think of anything. Also if I were to do them I might've made Akiteru sit in Saeko's lap but that would break my flow because I'm making my bottoms sit in my tops' laps)
(hollon tryna think of my ships, I don't think I'll be able to do them all)
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Tendou: *joking* Hey Wakatoshi-babe, can I sit in your lap?
Ushijima: *lays back in his seat opening his legs*
Tendou: Holey pappa-pia!~~
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(this one makes no sense but bare with me)
Yaku: Hey can I sit in your lap?
Kuroo: No. Wanna sit in my lap?
Yaku: No. *Sits in his lap*
Kenma: ......... What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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(imagine this is in like a world of warcraft/skyrim esque game or smth)
Kenma, sitting in a chair by a dining table in-game: Hurry up Lev, we all need to sit to start the cutscene!
Lev, looking for a seat: Is there even any seats left? Oh look, it's letting me sit in the same one as you are!
Kenma: What-
Lev: *Already triggered the action*
Lev's character: *glitches through Kenma's character*
Kenma: -the fuck?!
Lev: Omg it looks like you're sitting in my lap!
Everyone else in the vc: *laughing/giggling/shipping*
Kenma: God no, we can't have that, I'm standing up!
*cutscene starts*
*everyone dies laughing exept Lev whose too hyped up and Kenma who dies of embarrassment*
(I could've also done smth irl that has smth to do with cats but I liked this idea better)
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I think thats it for now, I can't rlly think of anything else for my other ships
Hope you enjoyed umm... Bye? Fucking hell grabowski this isn't a youtube video!
Also I've only seen the anime so keep that in mind before you criticize me
Also this took forever to write because I kept putting it off, the very first time I only wrote "Lap" and hoped I'd remember what it was supposed to be later, I mean I did, it's not somethung you forget very fast, but still
+Did they ever had a wet dream? (NSFW feel free to skip those parts)
Akaashi:
- Akaashi mostly has pretty busy days so when he goes to the warmth of his bed he doses off and there isn't a falling sleep option for him. So mostly he doesn't dream or wouldn't remember if he had one. But if he did it probably would be his daily life maybe more stressful nothing special.
+ He mostly wouldn't dream about those stuff but oncehe had a dream that Bokuto fucked him in the gym room. He couldn't toss to Bo as he used to for the whole day (Konoha is the only person who knows about it)
Bokuto:
- Bokuto usually dreams like a 4 year old kid like a land of ice cream or something mostly about foods though. He once was biting on a pillow as it was a meat. (Kuroo has the picture)
+ Bokuto has wet dreams as much as a normal boy would have. The fun fact about those dreams is that he hasn't seen anybody in those except for Akaashi, even before finding out that he's interested in boys or having crush on his setter.
Bonus: He's favorite was the one he had a maid outfit on.
Nishinoya:
- He mostly dreams of his future, his adventures alongside a romantic life with someone. Noya is lucky enough to have those kind of dreams with his favourite celebrities but once he started to grow feelings with Asahi it was mostly him.
+ Yu has his wet dreams with both Asahi and celebrities and let me say they are pretty wild. But he enjoys the ones that gives him ideas to daydream about Asahi fucking him in the most steamy way. (Asahi used to caught Noya staring at him but he didn't know the reason until those ideas became actual ideas in bed)
CONTENTS!: slightly suggestive content, very cliche i say with tears in my eyes, nishinoya has a tongue piercing and overall is a piercing enthusiast, all original concepts, probably (not) canon, for best friend austin ♡
DISCLAIMERS!: timeskip headcanons only. none of the characters below are minors since these take place after the timeskip. both are roughly 23!
nishinoya who will just stare into asahi's soul. asahi will catch noya staring and will ask if there's anything wrong with his hair, or something on his face. noya can't even respond because he's so entranced.
asahi who loves noya ... and all of his piercings. noya has an eyebrow piercing and a tongue piercing ! asahi especially likes his tongue piercing for reasons of his own ...
tongue piercing!nishinoya who loves eating cold stuff (popsicles specifically!) with his piercing. it soothes him in a way, however, asahi HATES it. he swears its just noya teasing him.
asahi who will sit and watch noya lick popsicles clean with a bright red face. he feels as if he's being held at gunpoint from how tight his pants are..
tongue piercing!nishinoya who likes the soothing factor of the cold stuff (popsicles..) but loves asahi's face even more. nothing brings noya more joy than seeing asahi turn red after the first lick noya takes.
asahi who was easily influenced by nishinoya, and eventually got a nose piercing. noya has never been so captivated by his handsome boyfriend until asahi came home with a steel bar through his nostril.
nishinoya who cannot cook for SHIT. asahi will always and forever cook dinner for noya, or else the house would be burnt down within minutes.
asahi who decided to never let noya cook again after he burnt box mac and cheese so bad it was burned into the pan he cooked it in. that was the end of noya's cooking episodes.
nishinoya who frequents having his hair down more. as he's gotten older, he let the gel go, becoming more secure with his height. asahi loved his hair up, but now he absolutely adores noya's hair down.
asahi who is terrified of letting a barber near his hair because of his past barber who took off nearly 5 inches of his hair when he asked for his ends off. noya, who is surprisingly good at cutting hair, occasionally will cut it for him.
nishinoya who will tackle asahi at any opportunity. getting into bed at night? tackled. asahi's about to sit down on the couch? tackled. doesn't matter, noya will land on asahi and cackle in his face as asahi just stares in disappointment.
asahi who gets braver the more time he spends with noya. he's so much less nervous around noya, being louder and more himself. noya absolutely adores when he gets asahi out of his comfort zone and asahi remains comfortable the entire time.
asahi & nishinoya who are equally obsessed with each other, they quite literally cannot keep their hands to themselves ever. they are constantly teasing, grabbing, anything to piss off the other first. (it's usually asahi that crumbles first unless 'sahi is especially committed to the bit.)
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a/n: thank you for reading ! all interactions appreciated :) also my first time writing hcs so bare with me ... also follow confusednoya on tiktok now.
training camp arc asanoya making out in the bathroom and getting caught so asahi is made to go sleep with the girls (ukai was tired of their shit atp 😭) this is fuel for the rest of karasuno and immediately everyone is cracking jokes about how “asahi is so gay he got banned from the boys room” very quickly tho it just delves into insults bc “tf are YOU talking about hinata we’ve seen you with ur tongue down both yamaguchi’s and kenma’s throats in rapid succession” “oh that’s bold of you to say tsukki dont think we didn’t notice the jealousy” “tanaka you can’t keep ur hands off noya” “suga you call daichi your husband???” and they slowly start cracking up and making fun of the coaches instead bc allll of them gay did ukai really think separating asanoya would do anything 😭😭 like wdym THEY were the biggest issue ukai must be stupid (ukai isn’t stupid he was just pissed someone came and interrupted him and takeda flirting to snitch on “the two karasuno players getting it on in the bathroom” and was too annoyed to be thinking properly)
+Did they ever had a wet dream? (NSFW feel free to skip those parts)
Akaashi:
- Akaashi mostly has pretty busy days so when he goes to the warmth of his bed he doses off and there isn't a falling sleep option for him. So mostly he doesn't dream or wouldn't remember if he had one. But if he did it probably would be his daily life maybe more stressful nothing special.
+ He mostly wouldn't dream about those stuff but oncehe had a dream that Bokuto fucked him in the gym room. He couldn't toss to Bo as he used to for the whole day (Konoha is the only person who knows about it)
Bokuto:
- Bokuto usually dreams like a 4 year old kid like a land of ice cream or something mostly about foods though. He once was biting on a pillow as it was a meat. (Kuroo has the picture)
+ Bokuto has wet dreams as much as a normal boy would have. The fun fact about those dreams is that he hasn't seen anybody in those except for Akaashi, even before finding out that he's interested in boys or having crush on his setter.
Bonus: He's favorite was the one he had a maid outfit on.
Nishinoya:
- He mostly dreams of his future, his adventures alongside a romantic life with someone. Noya is lucky enough to have those kind of dreams with his favourite celebrities but once he started to grow feelings with Asahi it was mostly him.
+ Yu has his wet dreams with both Asahi and celebrities and let me say they are pretty wild. But he enjoys the ones that gives him ideas to daydream about Asahi fucking him in the most steamy way. (Asahi used to caught Noya staring at him but he didn't know the reason until those ideas became actual ideas in bed)
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