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empty head, heart and soul

dumbass problem of the day: i have so many intimate gift ideas for people but idk if we’re close enough for them to be sweet instead of creepy

vampiregerards

reblog this if i can send u like 10 paintings of the same gingko tree and a letter pouring out my heart like 3 days after we met

whats-simple-is-true

paxamericana

eroscestlavie

straights in their 20s literally love to hear if your parents accepted you or not and how you came out…i blame Glee for all of it somehow

meanplastic

catchymemes

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

capacity

Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

lucatiel

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that

I don’t care if they got a body like Nicki Minaj with their boobs pushed up to their chin and wear more pink and ruffles than a unicorn in a tutu. If they tell you they’re nonbinary, then they’re fucking nonbinary.

I don’t care if he’s got the highest, prettiest voice and wears dresses and pink glittery nail polish and high heels. If he tells you he’s a boy, then he’s a fucking boy.

I don’t care if she looks like the Hulk and talks like Morgan Freeman and has a beard to rival Thor and the hairiest chest and legs ever and wears a suit. If she tells you she’s a girl, then she’s a fucking girl.

Deal with it.

ms-meredith-milton

Riding public transit shortly after Caitlin Jenner introduced herself to the world, I heard two men in their sixties with thick Southern accents turn conversation to ‘this whole Jenner business.” I braced myself for something ugly and considered moving further down the train; I’m glad I didn’t.

“I just don’t get it, ya know?” one of them began, shaking his head. “I mean, you bump into somebody in the supermarket and you say, ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ and hear back, ‘actually, it’s ma’am,’ then you say, ‘so sorry, ma’am; my mistake’ not ‘I’LL CALL YOU SIR IF I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT!!!’” More head shaking. “What’s the matter with some people? They just got no manners.’

“Couldn’t agree more Hoyden.”

Got off that train with a big smile on my face.

freexcitizen-deactivated2016110

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

double-barrel-dude-deactivated2

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

le-sad-demiurge

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

xxxtictacion

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

gotitforcheap-deactivated201611

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”

sonypraystation

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

ddrvbiblgigb

garfield-baybee

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

nounamegirl

I am REALLY needing anything good, even if it’s just 5 cents on the floor

franksars

Wow. I’ve never thought about this before.

the-memedaddy

lyjerria

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.