THE SIGNS IN ONE WORD
Aries: gun
Taurus: gun
Gemini: gun
Cancer: you know what? I haven't had contact with another human person in two days straight. am i sad about it?? pppfftftNO should i be sad about it?? probably.
Virgo: who the fuck edited this post and made virgo the annoying one when everyone else is so precious and pretty? fuck you
Libra: What the fuck is happening
Scorpio: okay but the OP literally just says "Evil" for all twelve signs
Sagittarius: come and slap my belly, little man
Capricorn: gun
Thesaurus: Great personality, loves the outdoors and hanging out with their friends, a little shy at first but won't stop talking once you gain their trust
Aquarius: It's like opening a can of worms
Pisces: BUT THE WORMS ARE FROM HELL














