it's only gay if we kiss (so we should)

32. he/him. 🇿🇦🌈 a mess I just post things I like

[mikaylauwu]

[my-dailydreams]

[whoreocookiesnmilk]

God you’re so polite to service workers it’s sooo hot 🥵

[the--unablogger]

[guerrillatech]

[coughloop]

[worldsandemanations]

‘Pink Narcissus’ (dir. by James Bidgood) [1971]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

[no-known-cure]

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[jabberding0]

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

[nepharim-tree]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[lesbianbloodritual]

my body is not a soft animal you dumb asshole i need amphetamines

[nflstreet]

What if a white boy was quirky

[pissvortex]

[peachybeesplease]

rating the ways my family members have referred to me to other people since coming out as nonbinary

my secondborn (my parents)

7/10

sounds vaguely historical but in the way that I'm going to be sent off to war to prevent a succession crisis

potentially confusing to the listener bc the average conversation has little relation to birth order

my sister's, [name] (my aunt)

9/10

direct and to the point!

still very clear about what our family relationship is. I think we can do away with many nouns if this is any indication

my young adult child (my mom)

4/10

it's giving "20 year old minor"

I promise you can just say my kid. it's ok I don't mind strangers thinking I'm like 5 bc that would make me a prodigy for doing stuff like my laundry and dishes in one day and honestly I could use that kind of support

my liberated one (my grandma)

10/10 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

completely unclear what my relationship actually is to her. her personal oracle perhaps?

made immensely funnier by her immediately following it up with referring to my brother as her grandson.

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[pluviofleur]

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

[pluviofleur]