Mikaelir (i NEED Hilson canon)

im here im queer and i have a migraine. i take meds with a side effect of talking excessively and so i got tumblr so that maybe id shut up irl

[corvidandcheetah]

Michael he/him 21-25 (not giving exact age)

girls with daddy issues (incorrect buzzer) boys with mommy issues (correct dinging) I have 5 diagnoses and my mother wants me to get diagnosed with a sixth thing.

aro/ace but trust that no ones sadder abt my sexuality than my penar /hj

going to make an ao3 and try my hand out at writing fics but until them im liveblogging my reactions to housemd. currently at the beginning of s8

[corvidandcheetah]

another poll for my friend but this time with more choices

House tops, Wilson bottoms

House bottoms, Wilson tops

Let them be switches

Voting ended onSep 6, 2025

[corvidandcheetah]

my friend said i needed to make this poll

who bottoms

House

Wilson

Voting ended onAug 20, 2025

[corvidandcheetah]

spent the entire first half of s8 waiting for Wilson to be sick or something so they could find out it was cancer together but NO. House has one bad day and Wilson is like "do not vent to me house i have cancer." and then the episode ended??? scream

[corvidandcheetah]

almost done with season 7, as probably evidenced by the sheer lack of liveblogging house my hilson heart has been breaking over cuddy and house but they've broken up now

[my-ny]

House MD + text posts pt. ∞

[twinkbutchblog]

House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.

[here4thetrama]

HouseMD waffle house AU

Somebody write this stat

[corvidandcheetah]

house and wilson are wives i love them. im also loosing my mind because my prime subscription ended just in time for me to watch the season 6 finale. WHHAAAAATTTTT why did house and cuddy kiss. its joever

oh well off to ao3 iwth me

[violentalbino-real]

[corvidandcheetah]

diabolical for me to stop on the season 6 finale and then go to bed. like scream this is a major loss for me (hilson shipper) but also at least house is choosing someone over vicodin. if you dont think Wilson would be weirdly sacrificial and want House to make out wiht him rather htan take vicodin youre wrong. someone tell me someones made a fic of this

[inakidoesthings]

He drugs wilson but then gently catches his dropping head to lay it down on the table. Also later in the episode, wilson is seen in his bed without pants and he had been unconscious so it was definitely house who took off his pants and tucked him into bed

[inakidoesthings]

I love how everyone else in the hospital just functions normally and then there's the diagnostics team

[corvidandcheetah]

the house brainrot is so bad. a couple episodes there was someone who was a patient and the moment i saw their symptoms i was like: "it's sarcoidosis" and then house enters the room and says "it's sarcoidosis" like yeah. that's what i thought. obviously it wasn't that since it was the first guess but the fact that my first guess was House's first guess got me kicking my feet and giggling.

Then later I was watching an episode with my mom and they wanted to give the patient a full body scan and I was like "we hate full body scans :|" and then House IMMEDIATELY SAYS THAT EXACT SENTENCE BEFORE IM FINISHED WITH THE WORD SCANS. and then my mom was like "...lets take a break from house"

later i was reading a hilson fic (of course) and their imaginary patient CLEARLY had auto-brewery syndrome. and i was right.

house brainrot so bad

[corvidandcheetah]

house is SO JEALOUS. he is throwing a tantrum to Cuddy to somehow convince Cuddy???? to tell Wilson to stop dating his ex. screammmm

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

this is the man they stopped from saying that house and wilson were lovers in an interview, well guess what you cant stop lmm on twitter [insert demonic laughter]

[will-graham-my-beloved]

whose hotter?

young james wilson (thinking like s1-2 specifically)

older james wilson (s7-8)

gregory house in withdrawal

gregory house

bald/lesbian/nuance/who are these people

Voting ended onApr 9, 2025

[corvidandcheetah]

House just found out that Wilson is sleeping with his ex-wife and immediately points a literal sword at him. Jealous man!!!!