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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Keni
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Xuebing Du
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macklin celebrini has autism
Misplaced Lens Cap
The Bowery Presents
occasionally subtle
Mike Driver
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@idkaboutnames
nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic
"Is too close to a real animal."
HE IS A REAL ANIMAL. HE'S A FUCKING LION. A DANCING SINGING NAZI LION YES BUT STILL A FUCKING LION.
Also I love that they are telling you not to sexualize him because of the lion thing and not, you know the fascism thing.
funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot
people with siblings: how do you feel about them?
I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows
That's because they stuck these bad boys to them
Oh wow, that IS better.
you put those tags on this post where they belong
Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???
You. You get it.
my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.
shout-out to characters who let their childhood friend situationship dictate the course of their life to a degree that spits in the face of any and all reason. they're doing important work.
hey does this shoutout apply to people who may or may not actually be like this in real life ..? asking for a friend
no sorry it's one of those things that's only enjoyable in fiction. like child soldiers or blonde men.
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
kid at work threw a huge temper tantrum flailing on the floor then stood up and immediately sang crank that by soulja boy perfectly
"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"
LATINA EDITS FOR HER POR FAVOR
PERFECTOOO
Yes this is a serious, sobering story and I am an extremely big fan of leaving viral famous animals the f alone so that they don't end up getting killed or euthanized.
But also, this is the best article I've ever read.
Juliette Brocal
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born
Knights of Antēpolis, for a short story
