certified yapper

idk • she/her

[sandmandaddy69]

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[insecuregodcomplex]

23-year-old becomes first in state functionally cured of sickle cell disease

A New Orleans man became the first person in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease through gene therapy.

Manning Family Children’s makes history as Louisiana’s first Sickle Cell Disease gene therapy patient rings the bell

23-year-old Daniel Cressy celebrated this remarkable milestone surrounded by Governor Jeff Landry, Congressman Troy Carter, Mayor Helena Mor

Gene therapy cures metro New Orleans man of sickle cell, clears path for dream of becoming pilot - Verite News New Orleans

Daniel Cressy became the first patient in the Gulf South to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease through gene editing on Monday. He

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[catboybiologist]

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

[goslinggf]

um...exsqueak me ?

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

[boyhounds]

hockey was a mistake

[yeeandmoreimportantlyhaw]

someone check the refs sports betting apps

[cryptonature]

I was lying in the leaf litter today when some moss spoke to me. "Excuse me, do you know the species of this fallen log beneath me?" asked the moss. "Hmm. No. Sorry, I'm a little fuzzy on logs," I said. "What a coincidence," said the moss. "I'm a little fuzzy on logs too."

[coldswarkids]

when I’m checking out at the register and the cashier is clearly having a horrible day, I feel like I am under so much pressure to speak soooo gently and pleasantly. like I am handling a skittish and traumatized horse. here I am offering my credit card so efficiently. here is an apple from my palm

[newathens]

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

[newathens]

[inber]

let's struggle to dine with mama

[phallusmagnificus]

his fish too big for his goddamn he

[wolfythewitch]

Project Hail Mary if they were common street animals (except Rocky he’s like a sea wasp)

[wolfythewitch]

I don't have breeds for stratt n carl unfortunately I based them off puspin/aspin haha

Yao - eurasian tree sparrow

Ilkhyuna - great tit

Dubois - red winged blackbird

Rocky - sea wasp

[wolfythewitch]

Wait I need to change rocky to like turritopsis dohrnii or moon jellyfish or something I just found out sea wasps live like less than a year long

[wolfythewitch]

ALTERNATIVELY........... rocky as an octopus?

[oldfilmsflicker]

Birders, 2019 (dir. Otilia Portillo Padua)

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[marinella-ela]

[orpheuslament]

yeah im still thinking about the minotaur sorry but just . imagine youre born wrong. imagine your entire existence is a punishment from the gods. for something you had no control over. imagine your mother holds nothing but contempt for you. she wont even look at you, not really, & she keeps crying & you keep crying & reaching towards her with your little arms & someone drags you away from her. & they keep you hidden & alone & a stranger comes & builds an impenetrable prison around you so youre doomed to forever haunt these endless corridors & youve never known kindness or companionship or love. & when they call you a monster. well. you believe them

[orpheuslament]

babe you reblogged orpheuslament minotaur post 23 times are you okay