Hello!

The mod is a minor! asks with suggestive tones/themes are fine, just no explicit stuff!

[cosmic-shipfessions]

Hello! Welcome to the shipfession blog! This blog is run by @dolce-cerise but interactions will be done through her sona, Dolce, a.k.a., me!

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(Mod here, this blog is meant mainly for ships in my fandoms(TSBS, TADC, FNAF, Yandere Simulator, Murder Drones, Cookie Run, etc) but if you wanna talk about ships outside of those fandoms you can! I like seeing people's ships!)

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~Rules~

Don't be creepy, that will result in an immediate block.

Mainly for my own personal comfort since I made this for fun, no dark/comshipping(illegal/problematic ships). Please and thank you. :)

Y'all can be as freaky as you want with the ships and/or characters(this includes the simps, looking specifically at you, Multi), as long as it's not a minor

Bullies and haters are not allowed here, you are allowed to dislike some ships, just don't be an ass about it.

Take rule #3 as a language warning, there will be cussing.

That's all! Have fun! :3

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~My main ships(in order)~

Ayano x Oka(my otp♡♡♡♡)

Osana x Raibaru

Amai x Saki

(CANON FNAF) Sun x Moon

FunnyBunnyDoll

Earth x KC

Dark Sun x Bloodmoon

Sunny x Roxas

Eclipsa(femme eclipse) x Chico

Nexus x Moonie x Moon

Solar x Nebula

~Crackships~

Nexus x Blue

Me x any of the characters I simp for

Moon x food

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~Tag(s)~

#🍊🧡 < Ask tag

#🍊 Talks < Tag for me obsessing over my ships

[moony-buckets]

little buggy! On da run!

;-;

[weirdcoregal35]

BUGGIEEEEE :D

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:0

New fren! :3

[sorga-deactivated20120706]

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

[viintersol-blog]

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Since I'm slowly moving on from TSBS to other fandoms, I am opening this blog to be ships in basically any fandom I'm in(TADC, Murder Drones, YanSim, CRK, MLP, etc)

[sassshow]

Sakura’s CRASHOUT?!? In VRCHAT 

(Okay, this is a shortish one, but warning, this one has a LOT of TWs that I don’t even know how to describe. Just be warned!!)

Sakura: “Okay, let me get this straight, FUCKERS. We got-“ *points to Sun, then Moon* “-SIBLING ISSUES, SIBLING ISSUES!”

Sun: “WHAT-“

Moon: “HEY!!”

Sakura: “BUT, one of you has trust issues to your own twin brother due to mental and physical abuse that was LONG ago, and the other can’t express his emotions properly and can’t connect to anyone in any sort of LEVEL!”

Sun: “!!!”

Moon: “HOW DID YOU-“

Sakura: “Then, we got-“ *points to Earth/Terra* “-DADDY ISSUES THAT YOU STILL DENY TO THIS DAY, TELLING YOURSELF THAT YOU CANT GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED ANYMORE!!”

Earth/Terra: “SAKU, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!”

Lunar/Cosmos: “Crap, I’m next, aren’t I-“

Sakura: “THEN, we got Lunar! Sibling issues, of course. He’s only an astral to try to fix his past mistakes, AND has self hatred towards himself.”

Lunar/Cosmos: “UHHHHHH-“

Sakura: “Then we got-“ *points to Solar* “Active su!c!de risk, who can’t let go of the PAST.”

Solar: “WOAH, WOAH, HEY-“

Sakura: “Then, we got Ruin, who’s got a LOT.”

Ruin: “ME?!”

Sakura: “YOU have creator issues, a dead past lover, killed your current husband, which, by the way, YOU STILL BLAME YOURSELF FOR, AND constantly blames yourself for Aurora’s CODE!”

Ruin: “!!!”

Sakura: “Molten, who is a douchbag, but still loves us in his own way???”

Molten: *thumbs up* 

Sakura: “Then the kids…god, the kids…Aurora has the VIRUS and STAR POWER, Jack has nightmares of killing AND apologies for things he DIDNT EVEN DO, and Dazzle, who is a LITERAL DEAD KID!!”

Sun: “You’re STILL gonna talk about them even though they’re in the other room?!”

Sakura: “YES, BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE FUCKED UP FROM ALL OF THIS TOO!!”

Moon: “Jeez…”

Sakura: “And finally, we got…” *points to herself* “Abandonment issues, PLUS a family who can’t get their SHIT together!!”

all: “…”

Sakura: “Listen, I don’t care what you guys do. Go to therapy. Just GET YO SHIT TOGETHER! GET YO SHIT, PUT IT IN A MUSEUM, AND GET. IT. TOGETHER!!”

*pause* 

Sakura: “Now, I’m going to the kitchen, and I’m going to eat some pizza rolls. I don’t currently care about what you guys do now! PEACE, BITCHES!!” *walks off*

Sun: “…D-Damn…”

Solar: “That…was messy…”

[weirdcoregal35]

Hehe-

@lednet-sorrow-au-blog

@timberiswooding

@willowshimmer

@dolce-cerise

@tincan-fandomfreak

@gummy-sunnybear

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That's such a fair crashout on her part-

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100 likes!

Yay! :3

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I have two main Yansim ships-

OkaxAyano

And OsanaxRaibaru

[sassshow]

"DAMN IT, MOLTEN, YOU SPAGHETTI FUCK!-"

@bloody-family-au

(Hiii, Ollie :3)

“OW! My damn ears…!”

“Who the fuck is yelling???”

(*le gasp* SILLY VANNILY, HIIIIIIIII :3)

[fontaine-malu]

(Greetingsss)

"Wha- Where the hell am I?? Is this Eclipse's dimension? God I hope not, I don't wanna talk to him…" *Climbs out of the ballpit*

[sassshow]

(How ya doing?? :3)

“Okay, another weird thing came out of the ball pit-“

“Oh hell no, that better not be-“

[fontaine-malu]

(I PASSED OUT- I'M GOOD, I HAVE A FAMILY REUNION TOMORROW)

"…Pink lady… Uncle Solar?"

[sassshow]

(OH JEEZ-)

“Do I…get the crowbar?”

“…Get the rope too-“

[fontaine-malu]

(Ye-)

"Wait, what? Also, did the others go home already?…"

[sassshow]

(Wait, really quick, just double checking, this is BM right?)

[fontaine-malu]

(Yep, the portal freaked out while he was playing hide and seek with Jack, Dazzle, and Molten)

[sassshow]

(Ah, okay, just double checking :3)

“Sakura, get the rope.”

“ON IT!!”

[fontaine-malu]

"Uhhhh- what- what's happening??"

[sassshow]

*holding a rope* “THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS FOOL WAS DEAD??”

“I THOUGHT SO TOO-“

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"I'm just gonna…" *books it past them on all fours* "NOPENOPENOPENOPE!! FATHER!"

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I do like whenever ship names for tsams characters are just objects/words that correlate with the characters

Examples:

Theatergolf

Mechanical shark

Treasurebox

Startools

Idk I just think it’s neat

Ship names are always fun! You can basically do whatever as long as it fits the characters! No limits!

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(Forgot about this blog for a hot minute-)

Anybody got any ships to yap to me about?- I wish to see other people's ships and parings-

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The shipping worms are clawing at my skull

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Heyyyy it's the "Eclipse's fucked up polycule" person!!!!

Back at it again with information !!!!!!!

So, obv not everyone can spend time with him all at once, but the cuddle piles when things align are INSANE. Eclipse nearly suffocates and he doesn't even need to breathe.

Almost everyone has different date preferences with him. Ruin spoils him rotten with cuddling and just being generally clingy, Francis takes him dimension hopping, EAPSMoon and Eclipse play video games, EAPSSun forces him to do something creative, Ballora and him gossip together over snacks, him and Roxanne watch movies, and Fem Eclipse/Clipsy and him hang out and either play video games or just lay in silence.

Occasionally, they have group hangouts, but it's usually something simply like watching movies together.

Eclipse honestly doesn't know how the polycule grew as large as it did, but the order in which it all happened was; Ruin, Roxanne, EAPS Sun and Moon, Ballora, Francis, then Clipsy.

There was a chart I made with the relationships between everyone in the polycule bc I thought it was funny, but it has since been lost to the depths of my drawing app 💔

That is all I have for now!!! Much love!!!!!

HI AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR THIS, I LOVE THIS AU

Losing stuff to the depts of ur app is so real-

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Whoever the "Eclipse's fucked up polycule" au anon was, please come back to my inbox, I would love to hear more about the au QwQ

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I was gonna post something but i forgot what it was.

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Because I'm indecisive as fuck, I've created a new ship because I couldn't choose between Moon x Moonie or Nexus x Moonie.

Moon x Moonie x Nexus

Moon³

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Okay, I know this is a tsbs and fnaf blog, but I have a cookie run ship, it's hollytaya

[weirdcoregal35]

Gregory tried to kick me in VRChat

Excuse me-

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I was baby Charlie and Gregory said kick the baby and started chasing me. I got revenge by beating him with a wrench >:)