The Solar and Sakura Show :3

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Intro Post!

(I FUCKING DELETED THE OLD ONE, SO WE GOTTA DO THIS SHIT AGAIN.)

“Ya ready Solar?”

“Uhhh…yeah…!”

“…Come on man. BE MORE EXCITED!!”

“OKAY, OKAY!! Yes, IM READY!!!!!!”

(This is an AU by @weirdcoregal35 )

Welcome to the Solar and Sakura Show!!

I’m Olive, and I’m the creator of this blog!

Sassshow is about the adventures between Solar, Sakura, and a few other characters!!

this is an AU! So some events maybe have be altered, moved to another time stamp, or never existed at all!

Warnings!!

this AU does include a lot of sensitive topics, a lot of violence, and suggestive themes! Please be careful if you are under the age of 12!

Dni!

this blog is for ALMOST everyone! Please don’t interact with this blog if you are

-a darkshipper

-trump supporter

-racist/homophobic

-ai user

-overall a hateful person

oh yeah! And I do RPs! Not nsfw RPs though!

anyways, refs :3

Please enjoy my dear little AU!!

THANKS FOR READING!!

[jeonjam-deactivated20180304]

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT

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Hey guyssss look

”HELL YEAH!!”

“>:3”

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What's Callisto's sexual orientation, if he has one?

(ignore the fact I had to search for ten minutes to find and remember his name—)

❤️❤️~~PFFT-

Callisto is gay and demisexual.~~❤️❤️

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❤️❤️~~This AU literally started as a “Ruin’s Redemption” au, btw >:3~~❤️❤️

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❤️❤️~~Solar and Ruin, low-key-~~❤️❤️

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Solar: “Soooo, what exactly happened when you were in a coma?”

Sakura: “Well, for one thing, I died momentarily.”

…

Solar: “Oh-“

Sakura: “BUT! I did get to play uno! It was fun!”

Solar: “Who’d you play with?”

Sakura: “Hmmmm. A tall animatronic named KC. Two twins who call one another Bloodmoon. A Sun variant that’s LITERALLY named Sundroid. Oh! And Neptor!”

Solar: “Awww, Neptor!!”

Sakura: “Also met death too!”

Solar: “Oh really??”

Sakura: “Yep! Turns out he’s Jamaica!”

Solar: “…Jamaica??”

Sakura: “Yep!!”

Solar: “Huh…cool!”

Sakura: “YEAH >:)”

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❤️❤️~~YA KNOW WHAT! IM OPENING ANOTHER SOTW EVENT!

I’m doing a pride sotw, of course! If you want any details on any of the characters genders/sexual orientation, please let me know!

Event closes at June 28th!~~❤️❤️

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BADAR GIVE HAVE BAGEL

*Throws a bagel in Jack's face at full force*

“GAH, WHAT THE FUCK!”

…

“WHY DID YOU THROW A BAGEL AT ME-??”

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❤️❤️~~I like the idea of Solar randomly asking Sakura things that make her worry. Even just to double check that she cares about him/just to fuck with her.

Small Tw for this one!~~❤️❤️

Solar: “Hey, Sakura.”

Sakura: “Hmm? Yurrr, what’s up?”

Solar: “Should I cut my blue hair off?”

Sakura: “You don’t have blue hair. Actually, you don’t have hair at all!”

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Sakura: “NOW, WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-“

Solar: *covering his face, trying not to laugh*

Sakura: *hitting Solar with a couch pillow* “I SWEAR TO THE GODS ABOVE!!”

Solar: “CHILL, CHILL, I WAS KIDDING! JUST DOUBLE CHECKING-!”

Sakura: “ASSHOLE!!”

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. . .

My name is Badar but people will call me Dark.

[kiraxx-2]

This is so ass my bad yall

Gift for @weirdcoregal35 (lowkey this is ass I'm working on my voice acting skills 😜)

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Hey jack...

*kidnapped jack*

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME SOLAR AND RUIN

”GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!”

“GIVE HIM BACKKKKKKKK!”

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Random question:

Does dark jack (i thing that's his name) have a past?

Like did he have a solar and stuff? And why did he turn evil?

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*ruin normal, until a chalupa gets thrown at him*

Ruin: wha- WHO JUST ATTACKED ME WITH A CHALUPA!!??

Nexus: YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!!

Ruin: YEAH THATS WHY I FUCKED YOURS! AND HE LIKED IT TOO!!

*solar in the background red face and coughing*

(Reference *wink wink*)

❤️❤️~BRANDON ROGERS REFERENCEEEEEEEE!!!~~❤️❤️

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I have a silly question that I find cute :>

Out of the couples: Who enjoys forehead kisses the most?

❤️❤️~~In each couple, the people who enjoy forehead kisses the most are Ruin, Sakura, and Slasher :3~~❤️❤️

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What is the most common thing that causes Ruin to blanket burrow?

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🐈🏤🪐

❤️❤️~~Hmmm…well-

he occasionally blanket burritos whenever he’s scared or upset.

he normally does it whenever he’s tired, though.

:3~~❤️❤️