Cosmic Lemonade

When life hands you an ancient conflict between powers beyond your scope of reasoning, you might as well make some cosmic lemonade!

[cosmiclemonadestand]

I've spent all of this time, a cauldron stirring hate despite How every second I've been gone are seconds gone to waste; But here you are, it's unexplained; it's what can only be my fate We share a common point of view, I'm glad we can relate

[cosmiclemonadestand]

Count your bones, one by one. Lie awake at night. Underground, boxed and glum left you there for rot.

[cosmiclemonadestand]

and i only turn around every once, in a red, red moon...

[cosmiclemonadestand]

“i’m not a demon” is bartre’s official catchphrase at this point i think

[cosmiclemonadestand]

you ever try so hard to possess an inanimate object just to laugh at your own dumb joke and fall over?? what a goofball.

[cosmiclemonadestand]

why would you do that bro why would you tell someone lies like that

[cosmiclemonadestand]

VERY COOL and SUPER NORMAL!!!!

[cosmiclemonadestand]

somebody’s in trouuuuble

[cosmiclemonadestand]

just normal girl things: cackling maniacally after killing for the first time

[cosmiclemonadestand]

swingin for the fences? nah nah we swing for the faces haha

[cosmiclemonadestand]

y’all ever get yelled at by an orb??

[cosmiclemonadestand]

whoah !!! watch out !!!! emo circus comin through !!!

[cosmiclemonadestand]

tfw you play dps but have to pull aggro off the healer bc your party doesn't have a tank yet lol

[cosmiclemonadestand]

pros to intricate monster designs: look cool cons to intricate monster designs: consistency? i don't know her

[cosmiclemonadestand]

haha, wuh woh !

[cosmiclemonadestand]

jesus, mickey, you can’t just ask someone if they’re goth, what is wrong with you??? ugh

[cosmiclemonadestand]