Your government is in control

Remember: UFOs are just weather balloons. Weather balloons are just dreams. And dreams are just a fleeting aspect of light. ________________ [Read the rules. I track the tag #cosmicstatic]

[dyingfarfromthesea]

deep in your soul                              there is no { h e s i t a t i o n }                                                           so make yourself the one                                                                                                they all { f e a r }

[guardianofzone32-deactivated201]

….just open up your mouth 

[cosmicstatic]

I? Think not?

[guardianofzone32-deactivated201]

…Then l cant promise l wont rip out said teeth~

[cosmicstatic]

I never said my teeth would be acting as said gelatine.

[guardianofzone32-deactivated201]

….as long as you don’t let your tentacles do anything or something, and to make sure to not bit my fingers when l do get in there…

[cosmicstatic]

No, no no... no tentacles. However, I cannot promise safety for your fingers...

[guardianofzone32-deactivated201]

"…are you here for a check up or to look around"

[cosmicstatic]

I could always use a good checkup, if you're alright with any and all extremities that may or may not be experiencing some extreme levels of radioactive censorship...

[cosmicstatic]

I can honestly say, without a doubt, that in all my long years of being bombarded (sometimes forcefully) by the social media we swim in today... I have never come across a URL quite like that one.

[cosmicstatic]

If you hear a sound in your homes, please ignore it. Pay no attention to the sound; it is nothing. You will not be able to find the source of the horrible bang boom echoing off your home walls. Go about your daily lives. Ignorance is bliss.

[buttpoems]

a drawing about optimism

[cosmicstatic]

Be kind to others because they are different. Who knows what they might be plotting...

[macapan]

Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue

[bookworm-for-life]

I am a writer I say as I reblog this

[kibutsug]

i am an a R TIST

[tickingtimekeeper]

What? No, “Who’s that?” or “Where did my clock go?”

  You’re either a strange or dreadfully boring fellow.

[cosmicstatic]

Well my clock is secured on my wrist, so it's absence is not something to take note of (regardless of the fact that it's disappearance is much more comforting than it's being there).

I should hope it is the first one. Donations would be hard to aquire if I was not at least good at what I do.

[sharethisjam]

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Andrew Bird- Not a Robot, But a Ghost

[cosmicstatic]

While I'm admittedly a bit alarmed at the sudden increase of interest from rather daunting household items... welcome all the same.

[cosmicstatic]

Ah, yet another strange and interesting persona. Thank you for your time; do you mind giving us an introduction?

[cosmicstatic]

Another viewer, welcome. Do you have anything to say on the recent... well, startling report on microwaves?

[cosmicstatic]

Microwaves. Friend to the man in a hurry, or enemy to brain cells.

Ladies and gentleman, it seems we've discovered quite the alarming problem. Microwaves, (that's right folks, our lovely, loyal microwaves) have turned. Alarming reports tell of several household cats diagnosed as brain dead after watching salmon pop and sizzle in the once innocent microwave.

While we knew the downsides to eating food radioactively cooked in a small, ungrateful box, brain dead cats are not something to be tampered with, for they are our futures, ladies and gentleman. It is unclear whether or not the salmon was also involved, but as of now, the burnt-plastic smelling possible-accomplice is further sizzling under the hot light of the Sheriff's secret police.

More on this story soon.

[cosmicstatic]

Ah, another seemingly interesting guest. Would you like to introduce yourself?