weird ass green lettuce headed starbaby

Everything happens too much. Don't look at me. ⌚ Your name is DIE, and you're number SIX of the notorious gang of time-traveling green mobsters pisswanking lackadaisical shitfucks known as the FELT. You're pretty fucked up. ⌛ ブログパーツ ハピネム M!A Status: none [dependent Sassline AU RP blog for Die. please read ooc page before following. DO NOT ASSUME YOUR MUSE AND MINE ARE IN THE SAME PLACE WHEN MAKING GREET POSTS UNLESS YOU TALK TO ME OOC AHEAD OF TIME.]

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indulgentarcher replied to your post: [[thinkin bout reviving this muse?

(( sLAMS IN…. its been 40 years….))

[[I DECIDED I MISSED THIS SHITTY GREEN BOI?

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[[thinkin bout reviving this muse?

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[[i got 2 validation on this post im gonna... do something with this boy

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[[thinkin bout reviving this muse?

[benzank]

I’ll be down here if you need me.

[feelboss]

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

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Is it at all weird to say that I kinda miss the taste of my own blood.

[respectfulmemes]

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Boy I’m real fuckin’ gay.

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Dermatologists: avoid touching your face, and NEVER pick at your skin!

Me, having 0 impulse control: unfortunate,

[mysterymanbob-deactivated201804]

sad story

friend did a crappy torrent of norton antivirus, the program successfully detected itself as a threat and deleted itself during a scan

[theawesomeadventurer]

this is my favorite sad story I am in tears

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So I guess I’m going on a picnic today.

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thedoobiefaerie replied to your post: I haven’t left my room in over six weeks.

go get sun!! come do smth with me!!!

I should……

[thedoobiefaerie]

ur GONNA

ur GREEN u need sunlight!! to breathe or whatever!

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SID I am not a PLANT I don’t PHOTOSYNTHESIZE.

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thedoobiefaerie replied to your post: I haven’t left my room in over six weeks.

go get sun!! come do smth with me!!!

I should......

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I haven’t left my room in over six weeks.

[myladymuseofspace]

6000000percentdone:

I’m kind of cold myself.

Tea?

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I would absolutely love to.

[myladymuseofspace]

shall i bring it to your room?

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I think I’ll come to you.

[myladymuseofspace]

6000000percentdone:

I’m kind of cold myself.

Tea?

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I would absolutely love to.

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Yeah can I get a motherfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh motivation to get on this blog.

[myladymuseofspace]

same.

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!!!!!!

How are you?

[myladymuseofspace]

bored.

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Oh.

[myladymuseofspace]

glad to talk to you though, of course.

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I’m kind of cold myself.