[cosmicswansong]

🌈 callie, 26, it/they

💖 plural, disabled, bisexual, genderfluid

⌛ white, TME, USAmerican

☣️ support / c0mm post

⚠️ you can learn more interesting factoids about this creature at the link below

💞 other blogs

TBA they're mostly inactive

🧁 favorites

animal: octopus

book: umineko when they cry

game: magic the gathering

film: fire walk with me

show: doctor who

doctor who: peter capaldi

cartoon: infinity train

band: ember falls

pokémon: simipour

digimon: whamon

color: lime

disability i have: cancer

classpect: witch of heart

troll: calliope

stooge: curly

person: you :3

[cosmicswansong]

being told my scars are cool/cute/pretty instead of sad/scary/gross feels lifesaving tbh

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[atelier-tamamoland]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it's not surprising, of course. to many, a dog being euthanized for attacking a person is a tragedy. poor thing was in a bad environment you see, it didn't deserve to die. and to many, every criminal should be put to death. they are inherently cruel and cannot change, any sentence more lenient than death is an injustice to their victims. why might a dog maul someone? well clearly the poor thing was a victim, it was circumstance that spurred it to violence. why might a person mug someone? clearly they have a corrupt soul, incapable and unworthy of empathy. they were spurred to criminality by their own sick nature. so to say, in their eyes, a human criminal is less human than a dog

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[deadpowol]

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[stroebe2]

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[flipchild]

[kitkenk]

sometimes i forget not everyone is at least a little bit of a furry. what do you mean you don't have animal ears. not even a tail to swish? that's so sad :(

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[z0mb13-34ts-br41ns]

My rendition 🥰

[dogpuppy]

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[untitledrockshow]

dream blunt rotation

[medievaljournalist]

this is what we're up against

[ivara]

[fakegeekguy]

So no one else has to look this up. She’s the creative director of Warframe.

[platformdecay]

It's honestly appalling to me how the Enterprise would be completely fucked in almost every situation it's put in if Data didn't show up as a deus ex just in the nick of time every single time some shit happens like he's singlehandedly responsible for the whole human race not going extinct on a couple occasions and he never gets so much as a good job Data. Well I will say it he's doing a really good job.

[platformdecay]

I also hate how in the early series they were clearly trying to do a thing where Data has emotions but he hasn't accepted that he does and that they present/are experienced differently than a human's, but then the writers realized that writing him as genuinely emotionless meant they could indulge their bad habits of never acknowledging any fucked up shit they do to any given character after the fact and then promptly dropped his whole character arc and now he's Lost Potential: The Character for no fucking reason cause they do that shit to everyone else anyway. Star Trek is so ass