★Cosmos★

💫💙Cosmos side blog rp!💙💫 | pfp by: @starshinewq

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Whaddup, people! It's your friendly neighborhood Cosmos here! I've been meaning to distract myself from whatever is going on in my life, so what better way to do that than to make my own blog!

Ask me any questions you like! I'll accept any! (Except for anything too risqué or donations. Those I can't answer.)

(Mod Note: Whenever Cosmos is "speaking," his text will be in blue. When I'm speaking, it will be in white.)

(ALSO, this is NOT the official VA's blog! This is just a parody blog! The official VA of Cosmos is EC_Universal/Reed! Go check him out! He's a cool dude! :3)

@fluffystar18 (my main blog, btw :3)

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Moons memory issues getting bad , eh?

Yeah... hopefully, the Moon Haven can get his memories fixed up soon. I'm getting kinda worried about him...

[molly-grambell-celestial]

Boo! Get jumpscared, otherworldly niece.

@cosmos-tsams-offical

"Eep!" (Insert red panda noises here I'm too sleepy rn)

"Hey, no fair! That's my thing!"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Consider it payback for spooking me, then. 😈

[molly-grambell-celestial]

"You know I do that out of affection, but fair."

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"ALSO I HEARD MISTER CARMINE GOT TURNED INTO A BABY BUT NO ONE WILL TELL ME IF IT'S TRUE!"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Yeah, it's true. It's still very weird how almost everyone has gotten turned into a baby... I know I didn't like it.

[molly-grambell-celestial]

"YOU ONLY HAD TO DO IT ONCE!"

"dude, I don't want a third time. I'm gonna crash out and bite ankles if I get turned into one a third time."

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

I don't think it'll happen a third time. But if it does, then I wanna be there to see it. >:)

[molly-grambell-celestial]

"... I'll go for your ankles and kneecaps, let's see if we can get you back to your first body's height."

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

You wouldn't dare, Molly...

[molly-grambell-celestial]

"... You're lucky I'll never hit a growth spurt and be taller than you again. Cause I would put you on the fridge."

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

And I would stay there if there's a cookie jar on top of said fridge. ...Don't call me a big back. I see you.

[wemmbu-unstable]

Stinky. Take a shower. You smell.

@cosmos-tsams-offical

"FUCK YOU"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Y'know what? Brush your teeth while you're at it, too. Your breath smells like garbage.

[wemmbu-unstable]

"YOU CANT SAY SHIT, YOU HAVENT BRUSHED YOURS AT ALL FROM WHEN ECLIPSE MADE YOU"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Yeah, and? At least I shower, unlike your stinky ass.

[wemmbu-unstable]

Stinky. Take a shower. You smell.

@cosmos-tsams-offical

"FUCK YOU"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Y'know what? Brush your teeth while you're at it, too. Your breath smells like garbage.

[molly-grambell-celestial]

Boo! Get jumpscared, otherworldly niece.

@cosmos-tsams-offical

"Eep!" (Insert red panda noises here I'm too sleepy rn)

"Hey, no fair! That's my thing!"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Consider it payback for spooking me, then. 😈

[molly-grambell-celestial]

"You know I do that out of affection, but fair."

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"ALSO I HEARD MISTER CARMINE GOT TURNED INTO A BABY BUT NO ONE WILL TELL ME IF IT'S TRUE!"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Yeah, it's true. It's still very weird how almost everyone has gotten turned into a baby... I know I didn't like it.

[molly-grambell-celestial]

"YOU ONLY HAD TO DO IT ONCE!"

"dude, I don't want a third time. I'm gonna crash out and bite ankles if I get turned into one a third time."

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

I don't think it'll happen a third time. But if it does, then I wanna be there to see it. >:)

[molly-grambell-celestial]

"... I'll go for your ankles and kneecaps, let's see if we can get you back to your first body's height."

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

You wouldn't dare, Molly...

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Do you ever get uncanny valley from Moon's kid Molly? Since technically her form is just the organs and stuff from her old toy body and some skin Moon got from that mafia he used to be chill with that's held together with Puppet's magic stitching so you only see the threads when they come loose but like you still see that not all the skin tones match in some spots and she doesn't look 'right' so to speak?

Eh, sometimes... but I don't comment on it because that'll be rude of me, too.

[molly-grambell-celestial]

"I scared the poop out of him one night cause I was sitting on the counter, I think it was back when we still lived in the og dimension, maybe when bloodmoon was running around, eating pizza rolls in the dark, and he had a flashlight, and my eyes do that reflective thing deers do. So all he saw was two glowing orbs on a crouched shadowy figure for a moment. He screamed and passed out."

"still sorry about that."

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Eh, you're fine. I've been through worse.

[molly-grambell-celestial]

Boo! Get jumpscared, otherworldly niece.

@cosmos-tsams-offical

"Eep!" (Insert red panda noises here I'm too sleepy rn)

"Hey, no fair! That's my thing!"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Consider it payback for spooking me, then. 😈

[molly-grambell-celestial]

"You know I do that out of affection, but fair."

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"ALSO I HEARD MISTER CARMINE GOT TURNED INTO A BABY BUT NO ONE WILL TELL ME IF IT'S TRUE!"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Yeah, it's true. It's still very weird how almost everyone has gotten turned into a baby... I know I didn't like it.

[molly-grambell-celestial]

"YOU ONLY HAD TO DO IT ONCE!"

"dude, I don't want a third time. I'm gonna crash out and bite ankles if I get turned into one a third time."

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

I don't think it'll happen a third time. But if it does, then I wanna be there to see it. >:)

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Do you ever get uncanny valley from Moon's kid Molly? Since technically her form is just the organs and stuff from her old toy body and some skin Moon got from that mafia he used to be chill with that's held together with Puppet's magic stitching so you only see the threads when they come loose but like you still see that not all the skin tones match in some spots and she doesn't look 'right' so to speak?

Eh, sometimes... but I don't comment on it because that'll be rude of me, too.

[molly-grambell-celestial]

Boo! Get jumpscared, otherworldly niece.

@cosmos-tsams-offical

"Eep!" (Insert red panda noises here I'm too sleepy rn)

"Hey, no fair! That's my thing!"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Consider it payback for spooking me, then. 😈

[molly-grambell-celestial]

"You know I do that out of affection, but fair."

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.

.

"ALSO I HEARD MISTER CARMINE GOT TURNED INTO A BABY BUT NO ONE WILL TELL ME IF IT'S TRUE!"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Yeah, it's true. It's still very weird how almost everyone has gotten turned into a baby... I know I didn't like it.

[molly-grambell-celestial]

Boo! Get jumpscared, otherworldly niece.

@cosmos-tsams-offical

"Eep!" (Insert red panda noises here I'm too sleepy rn)

"Hey, no fair! That's my thing!"

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Consider it payback for spooking me, then. 😈

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

The cattification has worn off have this

*Gives Cosmos an entire crate of Nutella*

Poof! Cosmos is now back to normal!

Meo- *COUGH, COUGH* Oh, thank God! I dunno if I could handle an entire day of being a cat, to be honest. And, thanks. I'll eat the shit out these later to cope with whatever the hell happened back there. Jeez...

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

The only downside of being a cat is that you can't eat nutella anymore because cats can't have chocolate

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Meow meow? Meow meow meow.. “MEOW MEOW”, meow meow meow. Meow meow?????? “Meow meow meeeeoooooowwwww!!!”, meow 😭 😭 😭

meow meow, meow!!

Mrrp?

(Translation: What the hell did you just say to me?)

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

*Gives Catsmos headpats*

*purr purr*

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Ooc:

Y'all, I've been LACKING with this account lately, and I apologize for that greatly. I seriously need to lock the fuck in and get this blog up and running again.

[cosmos-tsams-offical]

Meow

Turns you into a cat for the next 3 asks

Poof! Cosmos is now a cat for the next three asks! Have fun! :3