[pavementsaint]

[nincomments]

[cryptotheism]

Do you wanna come over to my house and play primary sources

[engravelives]

misc band graphics stamps

[catoswound-moved]

all new men born after 110bc know is to pater they patriae, write propaganda, slander political opponents in 14 speeches, delay using verbs in a sentence, and lie.

[agroveinthesavagegarden]

Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

[fuckboyzuko]

Hey it's about your boyfriend. Yeah sorry, we sent him to the Shadow Realm. Just in the dub, though. In the sub he's dead.

[straightboyfriend]

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

[inhaleass]

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

[spoopyspoony]

it's their Homestuck quirk lay off

[catilinas]

my resolution for 2024 is to be crushed to atoms between the roller rack shelves

[fluentisonus]

venus and aeneas:

[catsofyore]

“Why don’t you write?” Postcard from my collection, 1911.

[roadwhores]

2023

READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED

READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED

READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED

READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED

READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED

[roadwhores]

okay we're doing this in 2024 for sure

[shithowdy]

my advice to kids on the internet is don't get too attached to your username and absolutely do not blend your offline life with your online presence. you do not want your future self to have any connection to the stuff you are saying and doing right now

you don't have the privilege of every embarrassing thing you said being lost to a defunct bbcode forum like my generation did. please, please leave yourself the opportunity for a clean slate. you'll thank yourself later.

[shithowdy]

btw this post is just as much about online safety and protecting yourself from stalkers/employers as it is being able to distance yourself from kin drama and ship wars when you realize the absurdity of it all

[maxximonstre]

congrats to et al. for their very quantitatively impressive contribution to every scientific fields

[poplarforest]

I wonder how many people i knew from 2018 history tumblr are now in grad school

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love