i am in love with everyone i see

kito | any pronouns | midwestern usa icon by andrea zanatelli, header by toby liebowitz

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[arch-user]

they're peeling me tomorrow

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[archivearchangelica]

Club I Love You, 2005

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

whats cOler than coldy freeze

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

really cold!!!

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

i was fucking stoned as shit and feeling awful and barely remember even making this text post why in the hell does it have 9,000+ notes?

[cotton-and-calico]

you should be able to put your tumblr on your linkedin

[cotton-and-calico]

you should be able to put your linkedin on your tumblr

[cotton-and-calico]

you should be able to put your tumblr on your linkedin

[heatherwitch]

Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

[afloweroutofstone]

[brackishwaterr]

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[kirbyofthestars]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[kirbyofthestars]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[kirbyofthestars]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[kirbyofthestars]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[cotton-and-calico]

a tsa officer will visually inspect your lobster

[cotton-and-calico]

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[cotton-and-calico]

ask me about my flaming skull

[cotton-and-calico]

it’ll be ok i just need to change my name move 1,000 miles away start a new career find true love and scream. a lot. in any order

[cotton-and-calico]

HEY. i just did two of these and surprise my life is better for it. never kill yourself!!!!!!