[dayasan]

Merry Christmas everyone

[huffylemon]

[asthebelltolls]

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

[a-lil-strawberry]

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alyssemazakian)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[localstarboy]

So we been opening cans the wrong way our whole lives?

[fleurdelisposts]

That’s my momma fault I grew up seeing her do it so I followed lol

[mejustdoingme]

[hypnotic-flow]

GAHHDAMNNNNN

[metoo-3]

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

I never knew how to use that type of can opener 😭

[blackvoiceroyals]

My whole life has been a lie

[iicki-vicki]

Every day I log on this shit site y’all prove to me how wrong I was raised

[vicemag]

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

[adriofthedead]

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

[lacefuneral]

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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[cybercitrus]

convert your office into a horrible disaster

[doodlerushart]

[scoobydoomistakes]

…spot on, Shaggy. 

Spot on.

That’s the most-real I’ve ever seen Scooby-Doo get, there.

[ghostdives]

There are two kinds of bloodborne players

[rainyazurehoodie]

What about a comic about leaf's inclusion in Smash Bros Ultimate?

She deserves it

(sorry late on this, my computer destroyed this comic and I had to redo it all over again).

[azulity]

Bloodborne commission done for @aleramicci!

[therealbosszombie]

So with all the info coming out of the Pokemon Gold and Silver Demo that was found, I figured I’d make a neat little post showing Pokemon that were Cut from the game or Heavily Changed before full release organized in a neat sheet. And with the color sprites!

While it is a shame some of these never say the light of day (that Ditto Evolution is personal favorite), there are also some things that are better left on the cutting room floor.

Like that Lickitung Evolution.

Thank you, whoever is responsible, for making sure that thing didn’t come to exist.

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[meow-of-potatoes]

King of the hill is my favorite anime

[seafoodmomma-deactivated2021121]

OH MY GOD WATCH THIS PLEASE 

[mimikyu-chwan]

This scene was always so hardcore but you’ve managed to amplify it

[darksoulsartblog]

67852310

[magmasheep]

Somebody help this little and confused gay child, i love her so much

[azuresquirrel]

You know you can talk all the shit you want about Madoka Magica, but you have to admit that the Meduka Meguca memes gave us so many valuable phrases and ways to express important emotions and concepts.

[stupidsexybowser]

[astronomifier]

this post is “MY CITY NOW” erasure and i wont stand for it

[dude-of-electricity]

[lesbianlinkle-moved]