Sweets...

[gharibajameel]

LGBT:

Lets

Go

Tothe

Beach beach

ninki minjaj

[agent-randall-headley]

Visit Original Link

Bill Hader’s laugh, as Fred Armisen tells a story.

[tycheantiques]

Antique postcard, undated.

[perks-of-being-absolutelynothing]

[youreinmy-world]

“People will stab you, and then get offended, saying you have no right to bleed.”

— Eliot Knight (via eli0tknight)

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[velocicrafter]

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

[jhameia]

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

[memewhore]

[couldntignoremeifyoutried]

I can’t believe I am AWAKE bc a male coworker thinks I’m BOSSY. BOSSY. This is what’s making me anxious.

[couldntignoremeifyoutried]

i’m gonna get real for a sec

I love you. I’ll always love you. The minute I saw you, I knew that I would. These last few months have been awful, though. You’ve been moody, unpredictable, running hot and cold. You treated me like a pariah. I know what’s on the line for you, I know you’re going to put yourself first, and I know you have a lot going on, but I reached out. I was vulnerable and I needed you and you ignored it. When I continued to try, you pushed me away. Finally, I pushed back. I don’t regret it, but it’s been the longest we’ve ever gone without talking. You’re my friend first. It doesn’t matter that I love you. I just miss you. I wonder if you ever cared, or if you were just lonely. I want you to reach out. I want to matter to you. Do I? Did I ever?

[itsanidiom]

“You don’t believe in anything.”

“I believe in you.”

[fysw]

Laura Dern | Photographed by Horst Diekgerdes

[luvbey]

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

[artoo]

thank you, mark

[crybabys-deactivated20150823]

my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” 

[mkinnon]

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

[back-that-sass-up]

Ok good I’m not the only one who noticed

[insomniac-arrest]

the rest of the country: trying to sell me something while I drive >:(

the midwest: asking me sleepover questions :)

[minuty]