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Love Begins
#extradirty
Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du
KIROKAZE
taylor price
Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
wallacepolsom
blake kathryn
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NASA
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@countinglobsters
I just exist to count lobsters in posts
Note: this is only counting visual depictions, 🦞s and direct mentions of lobsters and not whatever someone like @/fool-counter does and also no mentions of lobsters from me
Example post:
Lobster 🦞
End example
There are 3 lobsters in that example
BTW if you don't see text in my reblog, look in the tags
Im so curious, do usernames count? 🦞
They do not, lobster wizard
Also, there is 1 lobster in this ask
time to break this out again
There are 0 lobsters in this post
seeing my mutuals on youtube shorts is fucking terrifying. it could happen to any of us. i feel like a character in a horror movie where the creature is lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce. and the creature is other sites
i should say seeing unyielding silence is both the least surprising and the most terrifying because i know that things sense of humor. i know if i mention it it WILL reblog my stupid posts. that leaves me very susceptible to the creatures attacks
grabs broom. GET. GET GODDAMMIT.
This post is… EDIBLE!!!
goddammit i’ve got an infestation
munchmunchmunch
hits you with broom. STOP EATING MY GODDAMN POST!!!!!
EXACTLY
ITS BEEN FOREVER WHY ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THIS POST ITS BEEN OUT FOR TOO LONG ITS MOLDY NOW
*flies past*
There are 0 lobsters in this post
There are 0 lobsters in this post
Trying out trivets!
And they have little rubber nubs on the bottom too 🦞 🩵
There are 2 lobsters in this post
He is so stupid
There is 1 lobster in this post
The good 30 seconds where I thought the lower post was a caption to the video were a Good Thirty Seconds
Baffling, but good
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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows
and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
i can't cope
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its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.
hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.
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Also why are we screaming?
mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory
*flies past*
you’re not safe from me ufo
*flies pa-
*grab*
*gets dragged past screaming*
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*flies past, grabbing you too*
gHfTGDRFhFTayauYyHYGTyGTTz76FGnH
-Lobsterboy got yoinked by the UFO
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mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory
*flies past*
you’re not safe from me ufo
*flies pa-
*grab*
*gets dragged past screaming*
There are 0 lobsters in this post
Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
ITS TIME
[Video description: A short clip from the show Make Some Noise. Erika Ishii, imitating Ebenezer Scrooge, points dramatically and yells, "You, boy! What day is it?" Brennan responds, "It's pride, bitch!" End description.]
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Happy pride, people
(Don't remember who made this gif, sorry!)
Happy 24-6-01!
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I think now is a good time to bring back the Lobstermoblie
There are 5 lobsters in this post
