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Carmen | 18 | México i just reblog stuff ... Idk

[chimcheese]

interviewer: so tell me a bit about yourself

me:

[chessys]

u know when u have a day that doesnt really follow the storyline of the rest of ur life like this weird holiday special thats never discussed again

[ramdaughter]

someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

[thebutterflythoughts]

[jiles-deactivated20160208]

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

[joshpeck]

me: *eats absolute trash all day but drinks a lot of water* me: being healthy is a lifestyle :)

[did-you-know]

A water wheel in Baltimore has removed over 313 tons of trash from the Inner Harbor. In just 18 months,‘Mr Trash Wheel’ successfully cleaned more than 6 million cigarette butts, 200,000 plastic bottles, 255,000 Styrofoam containers, 173,000 chip bags, and 4,000 glass bottles out of the city’s notoriously polluted river.

Mr. Trash Wheel has a lot of work to do.

EEEEEW. 

Mr. Trash Wheel also has a Twitter account.

And a sense of humor.

And a pretty nice view…

… thanks to himself.

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[nutella-bullet-blog]

tag yourself im mr trash wheel

[chessys]

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

[staraptor]

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse

[veryfunnymemes]

[weloveshortvideos]

[didlo]

She ate a scorpion ):

[renamon]

[beynons]

PLEASE

[thebootydiaries]

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

[lap0ubelle]

I am currently cringing at this.

[thebootydiaries]

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

[swolecheck]

I literally want to bite you

[thebootydiaries]

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

[clarissewasreal-deactivated2018]

tbh i never deal with my emotions i just let them ravage my body and then i go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again

[colachampagnedad]

me: *realizes i might have genuine feelings for someone*

me: 

[charmancler]

my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous

[dreamadove]

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?