2 Broke Girls sentence meme -- PART 1
āYou look so beautiful, I forgot how bad your personality is.ā āHe doesnāt know he looks like that and I donāt have the heart to tell him.ā āMy dad is in jail.ā āSo howād you end up in Brooklyn?ā āIs this where Iām supposed to feel sorry for you?ā āYou can have 8 minutes. One for each ab.ā āWell I can cross that off my bucket list.ā āOh my god youāve been robbed!ā āCan you imagine having no money? I meanā¦you wouldnāt even have any money.ā āBack up, Jersey Shore.ā āEveryone needs help sometimes.ā āWe really need to work on your self-esteem.ā āDonāt get attached.ā āYou took money from a homeless man?ā āWell she recently lost her dignity, so you might have a shot.ā āWhen in doubt, Iām always mocking you.ā āIām too poor to have a fear of success.ā āGreat. Youāre like a nightlight. Youāre so blonde.ā āWhat are you, the relationship ghost?ā āJokes on you, I donāt have a future.ā āWhy wouldnāt you just say yes to his friend request?ā āItās so hot. When did heat get so hot?ā āSketchers? How dare you.ā āOh my god. Iām 8 dollars. Iāve been reduced.ā āYouāre turning Goodwill into bad will.ā āThe only thing not tragic about me is this ass.ā āI want so bad to be hip.ā āYou are both welcome to watch us have sex.ā āI can run away from everything. Iām on my 5th identity.ā āWhy is every rich inbreed named William?ā āYou look like a lesbian I once made out with on a dare.ā āOh face!ā āI donāt have enough money to be a real alcoholic.ā āMy vision board!ā āHeās not a deadbeat. Heās a street artist.ā āWe are not keeping a mattress on a floor. We are poor, not crackheads.ā āGet busy, Princess. Daddyās got company.ā āWhen I get nervous my Rico Suave comes out.ā āHe likes you with his penis.ā āIf itās after 2:30 pm, itās the call for the dirty.ā āI would like to offer myself as rebound sex.ā āI give guys blue balls, not broken hearts.ā āBack off, tiger mom!ā









