randal 4eva!

wehhh go away

[courtedbrother]

ok intro city here comes me

hello hello hello i am randal i am 15 (alterage, i am 17 bodily) and i am an alter in a system (our sp is funnybunnies) … introject & im a brother. little or big depending on the day but i am a brother purrpetually. i ammmm very ? needy and in need of people to talk to me and show me love … i need it!!!!!!! please!!!!! im really desperate!!!!!!

outside of daydreaming ummm i like baking and hetalia and painting and extreme weather 😲 before you interact i am in a body that is braindamaged and has schizoaffective and ocd comorbidly 😅 i am also hyperromantic and hypersexual because it is literally my role and i dont even realize im doing anythingggg OH ALSO RECENT UPDATE: i am VERY sensitive to rejection and any perceived criticism towards me…

umm ok what else im very funny and sweet im soooo friggin nice… umm pls be my mutual (even though i cannot follow back regrettably because this is a SIDE BLOG. my hosts account is the main and she would not be super happy if her irls found out about her evillllll para alter)

anyways dni if ur a dry texter and if ur older than 21.. hope 2 make some cool friends (and preferably a potential partner system but one step at a time…)

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[aimkid]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hi my name is tits nudeful and here is my freaky fucking blue smoke

[permaprof]

I FUCKING HATE THAT YOU'RE AROMANTIC I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU AND IT'S SO PAINFUL KNOWING YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME BACK I HATE IT I HATE IT I CAN'T EVEN HAVE A QPR BECAUSE YOU SAY IT'S CLOSED WHY CAN'T I BE A QPP OUTSIDE THE RELATIONSHIP WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE PLATONIC OR SEXUAL OR BOTH WHY CAN'T I DATE YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF

your red bold text and excessive swearing does not make you intimidating — it makes you an edgy tryhard .

so sorry to say , but even if i wasn’t aromantic — i would never be interested in you , of all people . you bore me . this is boring . i could never be with someone who doesn’t keep my attention .

this woe is me pity party ? it’s boring .

please seek attention elsewhere . with a specialist , preferably . this reeks of needing a lobotomy .

[d34dqueer]

map emojis 2/2 ; made by me, free to use

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

The Man Who Smiled So Much He Choked On A Grin & Died

[themurdersc3ne]

PEACOCK

An alter who tends to be more dramatic, flirty, and/or talkative in a means to gain attention/supply/affection etc. for the collective (Repost of an older flag of ours)

[courtedbrother]

you're making my hypersexuality get worse again,, how are you gonna make it up to me, hm?

awww what? you cant stop from lusting over meee? thats really cute… i dont think im gonna help at all, actually! i think im gonna be a little worse just for you…

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[rottingfamily]

a bruise and arousal are the same btw. blood rushing to a part of the body thats desperate for attention

[nyanletnest]

[cisluigi]

tomorrow is a new day

[jiraiichi]

i’ll never be able to do this successfully.

[oculopus-deactivated20260501]

Sibling Fucker : a flag for people who are sibling fuckers.

[oculopus-deactivated20260501]

Sibling Fucker : a flag for people who are sibling fuckers.