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doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂‍↔️

#funny thing is it's less suspicious for batman to show up on clarks balcony #than it would be for bruce to go through the lobby like a normal person

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Meljayvik slop

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Dabi is reading while Keigo is taking a nap (he‘s reading “how to take revenge on your father (without killing him), the perfect guide“)

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i've loved you

i have no idea why the quality is so shit but here u go

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Dabi doing a "day in the life of a Stay-at-home Villain" and the entire thing is just a very aggressive voiceover that doesn't match the video at all. "I start my morning by being woken up at 5 AM by this piece of shit because he has no respect for my schedule or peace and always puts himself first" and the footage is Hawks gently giving him cheek kisses and whispering his morning goodbyes while Dabi blearily refuses to let go of his arm and keeps trying to drag him back down to bed so he can't leave.

"And now I'm asking what he wants for dinner because this stupid fucking incompetent man child can't cook for himself and is lazy" and in the background you hear Dabi insists he's going to make him a home cooked meal while Hawks is saying they can order or he can make them something simple because he knows Dabi had therapy today and the sessions make him super tired afterwards and he should just relax.