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uhm why are you a lying cheating little- uhhh who said that cough cough gay I didn’t hear anything did you?

this has @courtney-offical written all over it. im onto you...

I didn't do anything! I just got over Sprinkles dying! Do you think I have time to care about what happened in the past?! I have law stuff to do!

Is it true that me and you get together in the future? Because I keep getting told I do and it's 100% a lie because I have good taste!!

@courtney-fdr-official

ugh, am i really answering this? yes. it DOES happen. eugh, this feels weird to talk about. now go away, little weird child

EW WHAT- NO YOU'RE LYING.

yeah. but i broke up with her at some point so it doesn't matter..

Good, because older me is lame and boring and I'm way better then that old lady

wanna say that to her face? @courtney-offical see how she feels about that

I was mentioned. What's this about?

Duncan thinks you're ugly

No he doesn't small Courtney

Hey! I'm not small. I'm a fire captain, a CIT and a main character! also he definitely does because apparently he broke up with you or something

That doesn't mean that he thinks I'm ugly.

Why would he break up with you if he still thinks you're attractive? OH- because he's stupid.. oh pizza bagels.. that makes sense

nah its because shes kind of a bitch tbh

and other reasons

Yes other reasons also don't call me a bitch Infront of younger me. Not because she's innocent.

??? then why. im just telling her straight as it is

and you know what other reasons i mean right. all of them. just wanna make sure we're clear on that

Yes also She's a little ankle biter you might give her ideas. You do probably know how she is about...Em... Bridgette...

yeah, fair enough..whats even her problem with her?

Small Bridgette got one or two episodes as the main character and small Courtney now has a vendetta against Bridgette.

so shes a 'i want to be the centre of attention 24/7' type? yeah, checks out when i compare her with you

but eh, what can you do if shes just a kid

Naughty corner maybe

DID SOMEBODY MENTION BRIDGETTE?

Also I REFUSE to go to the naughty corner because of that blonde haired freak stealing MY screentime. Holy pizza bagels- I hate her so much.

Get in the damn corner OR I take your screen time privileges away!

I'M NOT GETTING IN THE CORNER! YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY SCREENTIME. I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER AND FRVITY DRAMARAMA NEEDS ME!!

NOT IF YOU ARE IN THE BASEMENT NOW! please get in the corner. Just 5 minutes MAYBE 2 minutes if you go nicely.

*knocks down the door* I'm calling for a lawsuit. Why don't you put Bridgette in the corner? She's the problem!

No no! Bad little me! You know what... I give up... Just have a cookie or something from the kitchen... I'm not getting you it though. you are going to have to climb the counter.

YAYYYY!!! *climbs up to the counter and grabs a cookie* do we have any pizza bagels?

Sorry my cat ate all of them.

Is it true that me and you get together in the future? Because I keep getting told I do and it's 100% a lie because I have good taste!!

@courtney-fdr-official

ugh, am i really answering this? yes. it DOES happen. eugh, this feels weird to talk about. now go away, little weird child

EW WHAT- NO YOU'RE LYING.

yeah. but i broke up with her at some point so it doesn't matter..

Good, because older me is lame and boring and I'm way better then that old lady

wanna say that to her face? @courtney-offical see how she feels about that

I was mentioned. What's this about?

Duncan thinks you're ugly

No he doesn't small Courtney

Hey! I'm not small. I'm a fire captain, a CIT and a main character! also he definitely does because apparently he broke up with you or something

That doesn't mean that he thinks I'm ugly.

Why would he break up with you if he still thinks you're attractive? OH- because he's stupid.. oh pizza bagels.. that makes sense

nah its because shes kind of a bitch tbh

and other reasons

Yes other reasons also don't call me a bitch Infront of younger me. Not because she's innocent.

??? then why. im just telling her straight as it is

and you know what other reasons i mean right. all of them. just wanna make sure we're clear on that

Yes also She's a little ankle biter you might give her ideas. You do probably know how she is about...Em... Bridgette...

yeah, fair enough..whats even her problem with her?

Small Bridgette got one or two episodes as the main character and small Courtney now has a vendetta against Bridgette.

so shes a 'i want to be the centre of attention 24/7' type? yeah, checks out when i compare her with you

but eh, what can you do if shes just a kid

Naughty corner maybe

DID SOMEBODY MENTION BRIDGETTE?

Also I REFUSE to go to the naughty corner because of that blonde haired freak stealing MY screentime. Holy pizza bagels- I hate her so much.

Get in the damn corner OR I take your screen time privileges away!

I'M NOT GETTING IN THE CORNER! YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY SCREENTIME. I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER AND FRVITY DRAMARAMA NEEDS ME!!

NOT IF YOU ARE IN THE BASEMENT NOW! please get in the corner. Just 5 minutes MAYBE 2 minutes if you go nicely.

*knocks down the door* I'm calling for a lawsuit. Why don't you put Bridgette in the corner? She's the problem!

No no! Bad little me! You know what... I give up... Just have a cookie or something from the kitchen... I'm not getting you it though. you are going to have to climb the counter.

Is it true that me and you get together in the future? Because I keep getting told I do and it's 100% a lie because I have good taste!!

@courtney-fdr-official

ugh, am i really answering this? yes. it DOES happen. eugh, this feels weird to talk about. now go away, little weird child

EW WHAT- NO YOU'RE LYING.

yeah. but i broke up with her at some point so it doesn't matter..

Good, because older me is lame and boring and I'm way better then that old lady

wanna say that to her face? @courtney-offical see how she feels about that

I was mentioned. What's this about?

Duncan thinks you're ugly

No he doesn't small Courtney

Hey! I'm not small. I'm a fire captain, a CIT and a main character! also he definitely does because apparently he broke up with you or something

That doesn't mean that he thinks I'm ugly.

Why would he break up with you if he still thinks you're attractive? OH- because he's stupid.. oh pizza bagels.. that makes sense

nah its because shes kind of a bitch tbh

and other reasons

Yes other reasons also don't call me a bitch Infront of younger me. Not because she's innocent.

??? then why. im just telling her straight as it is

and you know what other reasons i mean right. all of them. just wanna make sure we're clear on that

Yes also She's a little ankle biter you might give her ideas. You do probably know how she is about...Em... Bridgette...

yeah, fair enough..whats even her problem with her?

Small Bridgette got one or two episodes as the main character and small Courtney now has a vendetta against Bridgette.

so shes a 'i want to be the centre of attention 24/7' type? yeah, checks out when i compare her with you

but eh, what can you do if shes just a kid

Naughty corner maybe

DID SOMEBODY MENTION BRIDGETTE?

Also I REFUSE to go to the naughty corner because of that blonde haired freak stealing MY screentime. Holy pizza bagels- I hate her so much.

Get in the damn corner OR I take your screen time privileges away!

I'M NOT GETTING IN THE CORNER! YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY SCREENTIME. I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER AND FRVITY DRAMARAMA NEEDS ME!!

NOT IF YOU ARE IN THE BASEMENT NOW! please get in the corner. Just 5 minutes MAYBE 2 minutes if you go nicely.

Is it true that me and you get together in the future? Because I keep getting told I do and it's 100% a lie because I have good taste!!

@courtney-fdr-official

ugh, am i really answering this? yes. it DOES happen. eugh, this feels weird to talk about. now go away, little weird child

EW WHAT- NO YOU'RE LYING.

yeah. but i broke up with her at some point so it doesn't matter..

Good, because older me is lame and boring and I'm way better then that old lady

wanna say that to her face? @courtney-offical see how she feels about that

I was mentioned. What's this about?

Duncan thinks you're ugly

No he doesn't small Courtney

Hey! I'm not small. I'm a fire captain, a CIT and a main character! also he definitely does because apparently he broke up with you or something

That doesn't mean that he thinks I'm ugly.

Why would he break up with you if he still thinks you're attractive? OH- because he's stupid.. oh pizza bagels.. that makes sense

nah its because shes kind of a bitch tbh

and other reasons

Yes other reasons also don't call me a bitch Infront of younger me. Not because she's innocent.

??? then why. im just telling her straight as it is

and you know what other reasons i mean right. all of them. just wanna make sure we're clear on that

Yes also She's a little ankle biter you might give her ideas. You do probably know how she is about...Em... Bridgette...

yeah, fair enough..whats even her problem with her?

Small Bridgette got one or two episodes as the main character and small Courtney now has a vendetta against Bridgette.

so shes a 'i want to be the centre of attention 24/7' type? yeah, checks out when i compare her with you

but eh, what can you do if shes just a kid

Naughty corner maybe

DID SOMEBODY MENTION BRIDGETTE?

Also I REFUSE to go to the naughty corner because of that blonde haired freak stealing MY screentime. Holy pizza bagels- I hate her so much.

Get in the damn corner OR I take your screen time privileges away!

mrcoconut-supremacy-offical

What does "6 7" mean? My small innocent 5 year old cousin keeps screaming 6 7 whenever I'm at my aunt's house. He also says weird stuff like "skibidi" or "rizz" I am very confused...

67!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

noah-official

...66.

#total drama #td courtney #tdi #total drama island #courtney total drama #total drama courtney

Why are you counting down Noah?

What does "6 7" mean? My small innocent 5 year old cousin keeps screaming 6 7 whenever I'm at my aunt's house. He also says weird stuff like "skibidi" or "rizz" I am very confused...

DON'T NEGLECT YOUR CAT BRO!!!

like i said, im not neglecting him. i do everything like feed him and give him attention, i just forget hes there afterwards. like, out of sight out of mind? if that makes any sense. i just forget things somewhat quickly

It makes sense and as long as you feed him and give him attention, you are a good owner. Which is surprising for me of all people to say but still.

thanks, i suppose. you seem to be the only one getting any sense out of what im saying

I am smarter than Lightning (no offence) and Topher(Extreme offence)

DON'T NEGLECT YOUR CAT BRO!!!

It makes sense and as long as you feed him and give him attention, you are a good owner. Which is surprising for me of all people to say but still.

Is it true that me and you get together in the future? Because I keep getting told I do and it's 100% a lie because I have good taste!!

@courtney-fdr-official

ugh, am i really answering this? yes. it DOES happen. eugh, this feels weird to talk about. now go away, little weird child

EW WHAT- NO YOU'RE LYING.

yeah. but i broke up with her at some point so it doesn't matter..

Good, because older me is lame and boring and I'm way better then that old lady

wanna say that to her face? @courtney-offical see how she feels about that

I was mentioned. What's this about?

Duncan thinks you're ugly

No he doesn't small Courtney

Hey! I'm not small. I'm a fire captain, a CIT and a main character! also he definitely does because apparently he broke up with you or something

That doesn't mean that he thinks I'm ugly.

Why would he break up with you if he still thinks you're attractive? OH- because he's stupid.. oh pizza bagels.. that makes sense

nah its because shes kind of a bitch tbh

and other reasons

Yes other reasons also don't call me a bitch Infront of younger me. Not because she's innocent.

??? then why. im just telling her straight as it is

and you know what other reasons i mean right. all of them. just wanna make sure we're clear on that

Yes also She's a little ankle biter you might give her ideas. You do probably know how she is about...Em... Bridgette...

yeah, fair enough..whats even her problem with her?

Small Bridgette got one or two episodes as the main character and small Courtney now has a vendetta against Bridgette.

so shes a 'i want to be the centre of attention 24/7' type? yeah, checks out when i compare her with you

but eh, what can you do if shes just a kid

Naughty corner maybe

Is it true that me and you get together in the future? Because I keep getting told I do and it's 100% a lie because I have good taste!!

@courtney-fdr-official

ugh, am i really answering this? yes. it DOES happen. eugh, this feels weird to talk about. now go away, little weird child

EW WHAT- NO YOU'RE LYING.

yeah. but i broke up with her at some point so it doesn't matter..

Good, because older me is lame and boring and I'm way better then that old lady

wanna say that to her face? @courtney-offical see how she feels about that

I was mentioned. What's this about?

Duncan thinks you're ugly

No he doesn't small Courtney

Hey! I'm not small. I'm a fire captain, a CIT and a main character! also he definitely does because apparently he broke up with you or something

That doesn't mean that he thinks I'm ugly.

Why would he break up with you if he still thinks you're attractive? OH- because he's stupid.. oh pizza bagels.. that makes sense

nah its because shes kind of a bitch tbh

and other reasons

Yes other reasons also don't call me a bitch Infront of younger me. Not because she's innocent.

??? then why. im just telling her straight as it is

and you know what other reasons i mean right. all of them. just wanna make sure we're clear on that

Yes also She's a little ankle biter you might give her ideas. You do probably know how she is about...Em... Bridgette...

yeah, fair enough..whats even her problem with her?

Small Bridgette got one or two episodes as the main character and small Courtney now has a vendetta against Bridgette.

Is it true that me and you get together in the future? Because I keep getting told I do and it's 100% a lie because I have good taste!!

@courtney-fdr-official

ugh, am i really answering this? yes. it DOES happen. eugh, this feels weird to talk about. now go away, little weird child

EW WHAT- NO YOU'RE LYING.

yeah. but i broke up with her at some point so it doesn't matter..

Good, because older me is lame and boring and I'm way better then that old lady

wanna say that to her face? @courtney-offical see how she feels about that

I was mentioned. What's this about?

Duncan thinks you're ugly

No he doesn't small Courtney

Hey! I'm not small. I'm a fire captain, a CIT and a main character! also he definitely does because apparently he broke up with you or something

That doesn't mean that he thinks I'm ugly.

Why would he break up with you if he still thinks you're attractive? OH- because he's stupid.. oh pizza bagels.. that makes sense

nah its because shes kind of a bitch tbh

and other reasons

Yes other reasons also don't call me a bitch Infront of younger me. Not because she's innocent.

??? then why. im just telling her straight as it is

and you know what other reasons i mean right. all of them. just wanna make sure we're clear on that

Yes also She's a little ankle biter you might give her ideas. You do probably know how she is about...Em... Bridgette...

Is it true that me and you get together in the future? Because I keep getting told I do and it's 100% a lie because I have good taste!!

@courtney-fdr-official

ugh, am i really answering this? yes. it DOES happen. eugh, this feels weird to talk about. now go away, little weird child

EW WHAT- NO YOU'RE LYING.

yeah. but i broke up with her at some point so it doesn't matter..

Good, because older me is lame and boring and I'm way better then that old lady

wanna say that to her face? @courtney-offical see how she feels about that

I was mentioned. What's this about?

Duncan thinks you're ugly

No he doesn't small Courtney

Hey! I'm not small. I'm a fire captain, a CIT and a main character! also he definitely does because apparently he broke up with you or something

That doesn't mean that he thinks I'm ugly.

Why would he break up with you if he still thinks you're attractive? OH- because he's stupid.. oh pizza bagels.. that makes sense

nah its because shes kind of a bitch tbh

and other reasons

Yes other reasons also don't call me a bitch Infront of younger me. Not because she's innocent.

Is it true that me and you get together in the future? Because I keep getting told I do and it's 100% a lie because I have good taste!!

@courtney-fdr-official

ugh, am i really answering this? yes. it DOES happen. eugh, this feels weird to talk about. now go away, little weird child

EW WHAT- NO YOU'RE LYING.

yeah. but i broke up with her at some point so it doesn't matter..

Good, because older me is lame and boring and I'm way better then that old lady

wanna say that to her face? @courtney-offical see how she feels about that

I was mentioned. What's this about?

Duncan thinks you're ugly

No he doesn't small Courtney

Hey! I'm not small. I'm a fire captain, a CIT and a main character! also he definitely does because apparently he broke up with you or something