Of Faction Paradox

Grandfather watch me. Spirits maintain me.

[cousin-justine]

The other Justine is alive.

Again?

[unbound-eliza]

*rarepair Justine/Lolita fic*

??????

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

So, what do you think?

[unbound-eliza]

ew

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

Okay fine, have this one.

*Very emotional and touching Justine/Eliza hurt/comfort fic*

[unbound-eliza]

*crying*

I'm... fine...

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

Awww...

[unbound-eliza]

Are there more of these?

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

Yeah, a few.

[unbound-eliza]

Send me them more often... please.

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

I'd send them to Justine too if she wouldn't kill me...

[unbound-eliza]

Yeah... she's like that.

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

Here, you can give this one to Justine.

*another touching hurt/comfort fic*

[unbound-eliza]

Thank you

*emails it discretely to @cousin-justine*

[cousin-justine]

What’s this?

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

*anonymously emails Justine another one*

[cousin-justine]

*reads it*

…

Eliza.

*knocks on @unbound-eliza’s door*

[unbound-eliza]

*rarepair Justine/Lolita fic*

??????

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

So, what do you think?

[unbound-eliza]

ew

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

Okay fine, have this one.

*Very emotional and touching Justine/Eliza hurt/comfort fic*

[unbound-eliza]

*crying*

I'm... fine...

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

Awww...

[unbound-eliza]

Are there more of these?

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

Yeah, a few.

[unbound-eliza]

Send me them more often... please.

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

I'd send them to Justine too if she wouldn't kill me...

[unbound-eliza]

Yeah... she's like that.

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

Here, you can give this one to Justine.

*another touching hurt/comfort fic*

[unbound-eliza]

Thank you

*emails it discretely to @cousin-justine*

[cousin-justine]

What’s this?

[gallifreyan-therapist]

@cousin-justine and @unbound-eliza need relationship counseling.

Also @elizacousins and @justine-of-faction-paradox if they even remember each other anymore.

While I don’t specialise in relationship counseling, I can certainly do my best to help in whatever way I can, if any of them would be open to that.

[cousin-justine]

Who calls me?

[gallifreyan-therapist]

Ah, it’s nice to hear from you.

My name is Isagaudiamedatrix, I work for the Emotional Intelligence Agency- we’re an organisation that provides mental health services to Time Lords and Gallifreyans.

If you would like to schedule an appointment, feel free to reach out. Either way, I wish you well.

[cousin-justine]

*attacks her with her shadow weapon*

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Shrieks, trying to dodge*

I- I don’t mean you any harm, I’ll leave, I’m sorry-

[cousin-justine]

*swings it again*

Leave me and Eliza alone!

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Tries to dodge again, failing and getting slashed across her arm*

I will, I didn’t even know who you were-! Somebody else started this, I don’t have any problem with you, I’ll go-!

[cousin-justine]

*lowers it slightly*

Go. And don’t contact us again.

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Breathing heavily, holding her arm*

Fine, I will- I’ll leave-

*Turns to run back to her office*

[cousin-justine]

*lets her go*

[unbound-eliza]

That wasn't very nice Justine

[cousin-justine]

She may have been a spy.

[unbound-eliza]

Still...

I think she was a victim, sent here by those concepts...

[cousin-justine]

That is why we couldn’t allow her to stay. She might tell them anything.

[unbound-eliza]

I just didn't think you needed to threaten her

[cousin-justine]

People don’t listen to requests.

[unbound-eliza]

I... guess

[cousin-justine]

She shouldn’t bother us again.

[gallifreyan-therapist]

@cousin-justine and @unbound-eliza need relationship counseling.

Also @elizacousins and @justine-of-faction-paradox if they even remember each other anymore.

While I don’t specialise in relationship counseling, I can certainly do my best to help in whatever way I can, if any of them would be open to that.

[cousin-justine]

Who calls me?

[gallifreyan-therapist]

Ah, it’s nice to hear from you.

My name is Isagaudiamedatrix, I work for the Emotional Intelligence Agency- we’re an organisation that provides mental health services to Time Lords and Gallifreyans.

If you would like to schedule an appointment, feel free to reach out. Either way, I wish you well.

[cousin-justine]

*attacks her with her shadow weapon*

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Shrieks, trying to dodge*

I- I don’t mean you any harm, I’ll leave, I’m sorry-

[cousin-justine]

*swings it again*

Leave me and Eliza alone!

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Tries to dodge again, failing and getting slashed across her arm*

I will, I didn’t even know who you were-! Somebody else started this, I don’t have any problem with you, I’ll go-!

[cousin-justine]

*lowers it slightly*

Go. And don’t contact us again.

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Breathing heavily, holding her arm*

Fine, I will- I’ll leave-

*Turns to run back to her office*

[cousin-justine]

*lets her go*

[unbound-eliza]

That wasn't very nice Justine

[cousin-justine]

She may have been a spy.

[unbound-eliza]

Still...

I think she was a victim, sent here by those concepts...

[cousin-justine]

That is why we couldn’t allow her to stay. She might tell them anything.

[unbound-eliza]

I just didn't think you needed to threaten her

[cousin-justine]

People don’t listen to requests.

[gallifreyan-therapist]

@cousin-justine and @unbound-eliza need relationship counseling.

Also @elizacousins and @justine-of-faction-paradox if they even remember each other anymore.

While I don’t specialise in relationship counseling, I can certainly do my best to help in whatever way I can, if any of them would be open to that.

[cousin-justine]

Who calls me?

[gallifreyan-therapist]

Ah, it’s nice to hear from you.

My name is Isagaudiamedatrix, I work for the Emotional Intelligence Agency- we’re an organisation that provides mental health services to Time Lords and Gallifreyans.

If you would like to schedule an appointment, feel free to reach out. Either way, I wish you well.

[cousin-justine]

*attacks her with her shadow weapon*

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Shrieks, trying to dodge*

I- I don’t mean you any harm, I’ll leave, I’m sorry-

[cousin-justine]

*swings it again*

Leave me and Eliza alone!

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Tries to dodge again, failing and getting slashed across her arm*

I will, I didn’t even know who you were-! Somebody else started this, I don’t have any problem with you, I’ll go-!

[cousin-justine]

*lowers it slightly*

Go. And don’t contact us again.

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Breathing heavily, holding her arm*

Fine, I will- I’ll leave-

*Turns to run back to her office*

[cousin-justine]

*lets her go*

[unbound-eliza]

That wasn't very nice Justine

[cousin-justine]

She may have been a spy.

[unbound-eliza]

Still...

I think she was a victim, sent here by those concepts...

[cousin-justine]

That is why we couldn’t allow her to stay. She might tell them anything.

[gallifreyan-therapist]

@cousin-justine and @unbound-eliza need relationship counseling.

Also @elizacousins and @justine-of-faction-paradox if they even remember each other anymore.

While I don’t specialise in relationship counseling, I can certainly do my best to help in whatever way I can, if any of them would be open to that.

[cousin-justine]

Who calls me?

[gallifreyan-therapist]

Ah, it’s nice to hear from you.

My name is Isagaudiamedatrix, I work for the Emotional Intelligence Agency- we’re an organisation that provides mental health services to Time Lords and Gallifreyans.

If you would like to schedule an appointment, feel free to reach out. Either way, I wish you well.

[cousin-justine]

*attacks her with her shadow weapon*

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Shrieks, trying to dodge*

I- I don’t mean you any harm, I’ll leave, I’m sorry-

[cousin-justine]

*swings it again*

Leave me and Eliza alone!

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Tries to dodge again, failing and getting slashed across her arm*

I will, I didn’t even know who you were-! Somebody else started this, I don’t have any problem with you, I’ll go-!

[cousin-justine]

*lowers it slightly*

Go. And don’t contact us again.

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Breathing heavily, holding her arm*

Fine, I will- I’ll leave-

*Turns to run back to her office*

[cousin-justine]

*lets her go*

[unbound-eliza]

That wasn't very nice Justine

[cousin-justine]

She may have been a spy.

[gallifreyan-therapist]

@cousin-justine and @unbound-eliza need relationship counseling.

Also @elizacousins and @justine-of-faction-paradox if they even remember each other anymore.

While I don’t specialise in relationship counseling, I can certainly do my best to help in whatever way I can, if any of them would be open to that.

[cousin-justine]

Who calls me?

[gallifreyan-therapist]

Ah, it’s nice to hear from you.

My name is Isagaudiamedatrix, I work for the Emotional Intelligence Agency- we’re an organisation that provides mental health services to Time Lords and Gallifreyans.

If you would like to schedule an appointment, feel free to reach out. Either way, I wish you well.

[cousin-justine]

*attacks her with her shadow weapon*

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Shrieks, trying to dodge*

I- I don’t mean you any harm, I’ll leave, I’m sorry-

[cousin-justine]

*swings it again*

Leave me and Eliza alone!

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Tries to dodge again, failing and getting slashed across her arm*

I will, I didn’t even know who you were-! Somebody else started this, I don’t have any problem with you, I’ll go-!

[cousin-justine]

*lowers it slightly*

Go. And don’t contact us again.

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Breathing heavily, holding her arm*

Fine, I will- I’ll leave-

*Turns to run back to her office*

[cousin-justine]

*lets her go*

[gallifreyan-therapist]

@cousin-justine and @unbound-eliza need relationship counseling.

Also @elizacousins and @justine-of-faction-paradox if they even remember each other anymore.

While I don’t specialise in relationship counseling, I can certainly do my best to help in whatever way I can, if any of them would be open to that.

[cousin-justine]

Who calls me?

[gallifreyan-therapist]

Ah, it’s nice to hear from you.

My name is Isagaudiamedatrix, I work for the Emotional Intelligence Agency- we’re an organisation that provides mental health services to Time Lords and Gallifreyans.

If you would like to schedule an appointment, feel free to reach out. Either way, I wish you well.

[cousin-justine]

*attacks her with her shadow weapon*

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Shrieks, trying to dodge*

I- I don’t mean you any harm, I’ll leave, I’m sorry-

[cousin-justine]

*swings it again*

Leave me and Eliza alone!

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Tries to dodge again, failing and getting slashed across her arm*

I will, I didn’t even know who you were-! Somebody else started this, I don’t have any problem with you, I’ll go-!

[cousin-justine]

*lowers it slightly*

Go. And don’t contact us again.

[gallifreyan-therapist]

@cousin-justine and @unbound-eliza need relationship counseling.

Also @elizacousins and @justine-of-faction-paradox if they even remember each other anymore.

While I don’t specialise in relationship counseling, I can certainly do my best to help in whatever way I can, if any of them would be open to that.

[cousin-justine]

Who calls me?

[gallifreyan-therapist]

Ah, it’s nice to hear from you.

My name is Isagaudiamedatrix, I work for the Emotional Intelligence Agency- we’re an organisation that provides mental health services to Time Lords and Gallifreyans.

If you would like to schedule an appointment, feel free to reach out. Either way, I wish you well.

[cousin-justine]

*attacks her with her shadow weapon*

[gallifreyan-therapist]

*Shrieks, trying to dodge*

I- I don’t mean you any harm, I’ll leave, I’m sorry-

[cousin-justine]

*swings it again*

Leave me and Eliza alone!

[gallifreyan-therapist]

@cousin-justine and @unbound-eliza need relationship counseling.

Also @elizacousins and @justine-of-faction-paradox if they even remember each other anymore.

While I don’t specialise in relationship counseling, I can certainly do my best to help in whatever way I can, if any of them would be open to that.

[cousin-justine]

Who calls me?

[gallifreyan-therapist]

Ah, it’s nice to hear from you.

My name is Isagaudiamedatrix, I work for the Emotional Intelligence Agency- we’re an organisation that provides mental health services to Time Lords and Gallifreyans.

If you would like to schedule an appointment, feel free to reach out. Either way, I wish you well.

[cousin-justine]

*attacks her with her shadow weapon*

[gallifreyan-therapist]

@cousin-justine and @unbound-eliza need relationship counseling.

Also @elizacousins and @justine-of-faction-paradox if they even remember each other anymore.

While I don’t specialise in relationship counseling, I can certainly do my best to help in whatever way I can, if any of them would be open to that.

[cousin-justine]

Who calls me?

[cousin-justine]

*leaves wedding clothes on her doorway*

*panics, and shoves them under the bed*

[unbound-eliza]

*A note from Justine saying there's something she needs to tell her*

@cousin-justine?

[cousin-justine]

I didn’t send that.

[unbound-eliza]

...

This must be those voices again...

[cousin-justine]

They want us to meet, for some reason.

[unbound-eliza]

*blushes*

[cousin-justine]

*doesn’t notice*

I received the same note. It must have been someone with access to the Empire, which narrows it down.

[unbound-eliza]

O-oh yeah you banished the voices... d-didn't you...

[cousin-justine]

Yet they’re getting in regardless.

[unbound-eliza]

Must be a different kind...

I think they want us to... do something... like... that you would call indecent.

They were sending me things...

[cousin-justine]

Treason?

[unbound-eliza]

Romantic...

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

👀

[unbound-eliza]

Justine! There's one here, get it!

[cousin-justine]

We need the knife!

*attacks it*

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

*runs away*

[cousin-justine]

There!

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

An idea can't go anywhere anymore...

[cousin-justine]

You’re not welcome here.

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

Okay, okay! Just don't kill me!

I'm going, see?

[cousin-justine]

Tell the others that you’re not welcome here. If I see any of you again, you won’t have time to run away.

[unbound-eliza]

*A note from Justine saying there's something she needs to tell her*

@cousin-justine?

[cousin-justine]

I didn’t send that.

[unbound-eliza]

...

This must be those voices again...

[cousin-justine]

They want us to meet, for some reason.

[unbound-eliza]

*blushes*

[cousin-justine]

*doesn’t notice*

I received the same note. It must have been someone with access to the Empire, which narrows it down.

[unbound-eliza]

O-oh yeah you banished the voices... d-didn't you...

[cousin-justine]

Yet they’re getting in regardless.

[unbound-eliza]

Must be a different kind...

I think they want us to... do something... like... that you would call indecent.

They were sending me things...

[cousin-justine]

Treason?

[unbound-eliza]

Romantic...

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

👀

[unbound-eliza]

Justine! There's one here, get it!

[cousin-justine]

We need the knife!

*attacks it*

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

*runs away*

[cousin-justine]

There!

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

An idea can't go anywhere anymore...

[cousin-justine]

You’re not welcome here.

[unbound-eliza]

*A note from Justine saying there's something she needs to tell her*

@cousin-justine?

[cousin-justine]

I didn’t send that.

[unbound-eliza]

...

This must be those voices again...

[cousin-justine]

They want us to meet, for some reason.

[unbound-eliza]

*blushes*

[cousin-justine]

*doesn’t notice*

I received the same note. It must have been someone with access to the Empire, which narrows it down.

[unbound-eliza]

O-oh yeah you banished the voices... d-didn't you...

[cousin-justine]

Yet they’re getting in regardless.

[unbound-eliza]

Must be a different kind...

I think they want us to... do something... like... that you would call indecent.

They were sending me things...

[cousin-justine]

Treason?

[unbound-eliza]

Romantic...

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

👀

[unbound-eliza]

Justine! There's one here, get it!

[cousin-justine]

We need the knife!

*attacks it*

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

*runs away*

[cousin-justine]

There!

[unbound-eliza]

Kill it!

[cousin-justine]

*throws the knife*

[unbound-eliza]

*A note from Justine saying there's something she needs to tell her*

@cousin-justine?

[cousin-justine]

I didn’t send that.

[unbound-eliza]

...

This must be those voices again...

[cousin-justine]

They want us to meet, for some reason.

[unbound-eliza]

*blushes*

[cousin-justine]

*doesn’t notice*

I received the same note. It must have been someone with access to the Empire, which narrows it down.

[unbound-eliza]

O-oh yeah you banished the voices... d-didn't you...

[cousin-justine]

Yet they’re getting in regardless.

[unbound-eliza]

Must be a different kind...

I think they want us to... do something... like... that you would call indecent.

They were sending me things...

[cousin-justine]

Treason?

[unbound-eliza]

Romantic...

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

👀

[unbound-eliza]

Justine! There's one here, get it!

[cousin-justine]

We need the knife!

*attacks it*

[even-more-conceptual-entities]

*runs away*

[cousin-justine]

There!