jj, jourian, jet/jetson, if you will,,
he/they, transmasc (just fyi)
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so hyped to be here and anywhere and not a square! i'd love to be art buddies and support anyone who comes my way!
Peter ends up in DC (not in gotham omg) exactly where he was in his universe. It takes him a two full days to realize hes not in his universe bc he chalked a lot of the strangeness to the spell Strange casted
But nope. Hes in a new universe that has completely different heroes, and more importantly, completely different memes (what the hell is "do the butts match"??) And this place has a distinct lack of one Tony Stark
So Peter basically starts up Stark Enterprises in NY again bc he poor and its what Tony (probably) wouldve wanted. He had to pay for this metabolism somehow
But obviously peter needed an investor or twenty, but who needs more than one when Brucie Wayne exists?? Hes like a hunkier yet still bimbo Tony, and practically throws his money at any sad looking teen
But Brucie wayne ends up taking him under his wing, bc hes like. An 18/19 year old CEO and he is Very Concerned abt how this kid not only invented a new type of metal (vibranium) and a very powerful form of energy (arc reactors), so he pays extra attention bc he does NOT need a villain running around with that kind of power and intelligence to back it
And peter is cautious at first but ends up equating Brucie Wayne to Tony Stark (billionaire, playboy, philanthropist? Hello? Bruce is just a foot taller than tony and thats the only difference) and gets wayyyy too comfortable
Comfortable to the point that he kinda starts to treat Brucie Wayne like Tony stark, in that he kind just blurts out whatever hes thinking around hom and just randomly calls bruce to ask for help
"hey is *insert company* chill? They wanna do a collab or something? Idk"
Brucie Wayne, actively on air in a live interview "Funded an anti LGBTQ+ movement a couple months ago, Peter, they're so last season"
No one let's bruce live down he said that on live television. Bruce defends it by saying its what Brucie Wayne would've said in that situation. No one denies it.
"Hey, can I legally *smth stupid that Bruce absolutely also tried to do as a young CEO*?"
Bruce, actively on patrol. "...unfortunately, tha answer is yes, but i strongly advice against it"
"Your advice is strongly noted. Thanks, Mr Wayne!"
Theres yelling in the distance and some sort of explosion followed by maniacal laughter. Bruce hangs up the phone for his own peace of mind
"Mr wayne, I think i just developed a new energy arc reactor"
Bruce, actually sleeping for once "...Peter, it is 4:37 in the morning"
Peter ends up being basically Bruce's most unofficial son. Or maybe like a nephew that calls their uncle instead of their parents. Whatever is it, the public eats it up and the Batkids are Not Amused
Except Tim. Tim thinks peter is a riot, as a fellow young CEO. But also bc peter has literally no supervision, press training, or even council to answer to, so this witty (and angry tbh) teen (who was also recently widowed from his last family member)(aunt may) kinda just. Says whatever he wants and does whatever he wants (within reason)
Idk... I love my dick as Peter's dad trope, but bruce as Peter's almost-dad-maybe-uncle (its a weird gray area. Hes got issues, okay?) Is objectively hilarious
Bruce Wayne catching peter as Spider-man or half dressed in the suit,,, his instincts as a father, Brucie Wayne persona, and vigilante life all merge together into one, immaculate reply
"Peter Benjamin Parker, what the fuck?"
Dysfunctional found family my beloved,,,
OH OH AND imagine they find out they're all vigilantes right?? So peter uses the design from the iron spider to make them nanite suits too they'd look so fire Tim would LOVE it
hello again, denizens of tumblr!! i have returned!
1+2 are me and a friend as zanka and jabber respectively (shhhhh rhyz has disfigured arms i know. jet is just worlds weirdest white boy atp help)
keep in mind for #3 that i'm finn wolfhard's biggest hater. i hate him so much. why does he torture me so (imo something is up. tell me why i latched onto his existence on sight??? why is he ethereally pulchritudinous.)
i also drew him during class in 40 minutes. whoops.
the whole 'nobody would miss me if i were gone' line of reasoning is so completely and mindblowingly false, it's almost laughable if you take a couple steps back. there's a lady at work who has been there for maybe two or three weeks and has only talked to me a handful of times, ask where the necklace i usually wear went. another person asked where i was cause i wasn't scheduled for about a week. i regularly think of friends who have deactivated their accounts or who i've lost contact with and what id tell them. i still think about people i haven't talked to for years even though i didn't know them well. people still think about you even if you're a passing specter on the street. and that's not even holding a candle to how much the people who are personally involved in your life care. people do notice and care. all the time. it might be hard to see it or remember it but people do care. ily.
GENUINELY omg. as someone who struggles with feeling suicidal this stuff has me TIED DOWN. in the best way.
because i do this stuff all the time- thinking about people i havent known for years, even to the point where i contemplate about how my friends from when i was LITTLE little are now or what they were like because i dont remember. (i remember very little of my childhood but ive always been good at names)
like yes people WILL remember people will have those POSITIVE moments where theyre like “oh, you!” expecially those youre close to. friends, family, WHAT HAVE YOU- theres always someone in your corner, someone who cares, someone who thinks about you. someone who sees you in a POSITIVE light, maybe admiration, intrigue, or they just liked that nice comment you gave them on their shirt. love is everywhere in the smallest things and theres never going to be people who stop caring.
karina drawfee really is the voice of the people. this guest soooooooo desperately does not want to seem like a pervert but karina's like, sir please. i'm a professional. hand over the dragon and let me do my job (<- sexualize him)
gently dropping my commission stuff again as my parents are basically threatening to take all the money i have and put me in debt to them. i currently have no steady income due to disability and finding something remote has been extremely difficult...
just to keep things organized, here's my Vgen for rough idea on pricing: https://vgen.co/StarGazaar
i do reference sheets, anime-style stuff, old VHS screenshots, i can even do vtuber models to an extent- really if you have anything in mind i'd be happy to discuss <:)
if for whatever reason you're thinking of just dropping a couple coins in my cup, you can find my ko-fi here:
They are also trying to make it so you need to verify your age if you are logged into search engines. And if you're not logged in, automatically blur adult content.
Just as Australians are adjusting to the idea of having their ages checked for social media, age assurance rules are being applied to search
I don't think any of this stuff will be effective, based on my own experiences being online as a child.
When I was younger I was really into My Little Pony. I stumbled upon and enjoyed a fan-series called Friendship is Witchcraft, it's made for adults.
This is one of the songs from the series, that is VERY MUCH NOT for children:
Don't give hate to the uploader or original creator, it's not their fault that Youtube is like this.
It is marked as a Youtube Kids video.
I do not trust tech companies with the safety of children at all. Nor do I trust them with my ID to prove I'm old enough to use them, given how piss-poor the cybersecurity of many companies is.
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