COWBONKLE

please im real and not a bot and I just lost my old account and I'm litterly a minor

[cowbonkle]

Cake I made today in foods, it's mpreg batman gender reveal cake :D

[himynamesisnotemail]

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Appreciate art on 963 days left

[filmphotofranz]

[mikus-sleepiest]

[mobydyke]

people who use the queue function fill a necessary role in the tumblr ecosystem. they keep posts alive. if u miss a post bc ur entire mutualcule was reblogging it from each other in a 30min span and u were offline, the queue mutual provides u an opportunity to see that post again in 1-8 business days. they put posts in stasis in little cryogenic freezers for u to discover and enjoy later. everyone thank their queue mutuals right now

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[beiph]

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

[miles-tails-prowers-crotch]

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

[depsidase]

[cadillacjohnf1]

should we go for a fourth formation lap whilst we're at it or

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[jaubaius]

Found this guy while kayaking

[mugwomps]

Not for long you didn’t

[destielmemenews]

source 1

source 2

[kaban-bang]

[cowbonkle]

AND VERATAPPEN IS IN SECOND THATS WHY HES THE GOAT

[cowbonkle]

Jimmy Fallon has gone crazier somehow

[alexxuun]

Grace think fondly of his scar if you even care.

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea