i'm just a boy

but i'll be a better man ezra | 30 | he/they

[iwatchsmiggles]

[qyburn]

[cowboyism]

i get what some of you are saying but i actually think benson is randy’s dog. not the other way around. randy is his anxious owner who buys premium pet insurance. randy is not wearing the collar, benson has that thing ONNNNN!!!!!!!!!

[cowboyism]

posted this and immediately got shooting pains right up my arsehole so whoever did that FUCK YOU

[cowboyism]

i get what some of you are saying but i actually think benson is randy’s dog. not the other way around. randy is his anxious owner who buys premium pet insurance. randy is not wearing the collar, benson has that thing ONNNNN!!!!!!!!!

[phontao]

(AND OH MY GOD, I'VE MISSED YOU- IT'S BEEN SO LONG...)

[eilooxara]

[lavagoth]

Visit Original Link

[tinybed]

[sigma-aquarian]

10 years of Shawty Wanna Fuck

[cheaphalloweencostume]

anyway do you think Data TNG has figured out jacking off

[anarchautistic]

There's literally no question about it in my mind. He fucks in the first episode and is obsessed with quirky human behaviors. He'd be jerking off on a regular schedule to a wide selection of porn in order to understand what it truly means to be horny as humans are

[anarchautistic]

It would be weird though. It would be like when he was trying to figure out jokes and laughing. He doesn't quite get it but he's trying his best

[cheaphalloweencostume]

much to consider. thank you.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

gonna start using this. for what im not sure

[cowboyism]

i got neil banging out the tunes and some jester guys for my 30th birthday (art by @/peachy.doodle on ig who sells flash!!)

[memorycycle]

guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars

the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?

me: hm

[bastam]

I think this is the most romantic image in the world

[whatthebec]

CHERRY COKE #SUMMER #BEACH # PORCH #MYCOKE #MYCHERRYCOKE

[cowboyism]

#ourcherrycoke 💕

[minna-nakayoku]

i too hungry the. icecream

[minna-nakayoku]

[minna-nakayoku]

HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?

[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry

[filthburger]

[cowboyism]

scrabble