Can my aesthetic be punching you in the face?

Simon || 26 || Trans Man || He/Him || my blog doesn't have a theme, i post whatever i like || sometimes i make banger posts

[cowpoke-morgan]

My name's Simon and I'm a 26 year old queer trans man. I work full time on an ambulance. I would prefer visitors and followers to be 18+ as I'm an adult.

I do swear and use reclaimed words such as fag(got) and queer to identify myself. If this is something you're uncomfortable with, feel free to unfollow.

Send me asks (oh hey dere), but not GoFundMe's to my askbox. I don't trust everyone and as much as I would love to help, I cannot vet every GFM.

Personal vent/rants and general posts are under "simon rambles", you wish to peruse that.

I don't have a theme nor dedicated pages for everything. I'd have literally a 100 dead blogs.

This is me, a chaotic mess with no rhyme or reason. I post whatever I like and whenever I can.

Fandoms are almost always tagged, but a quick run down:

Red Dead Redemption 1+2

Hitchhiker's Guide

Furry, if you'll believe that

M*A*S*H

and whatever else I suddenly enjoy.

[funky-creature]

what ryan gosling does to a man, i've been scrolling for so long and he's all i see

[elois-illust]

[cowpoke-morgan]

HC of Project Hail Mary bc fuck you.

I like to think Stratt made NASA play "Amazing Grace" when she forced him into space but he sedated and doesn't remember

[parakavka]

I have expanded my selection of hazard sign pins! Choose from the road sign style pins or the bar designs or mix and match them together. They also pair great with my recently restocked first wave of hazard pin designs.

[dreadwife]

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

[paxmann]

Ford Prefect's name is usually lost on younger fans or lost in translation. He's directly named after a popular car by the same name (produced from 1938-1961) that was really popular in Britain.

For reference, this is what it is.

The equivalent would be if he named himself Toyota Corolla, Honda Civic, or Ford Puma.

I think in the movie, another detail is when Ford first got to Earth, he was hit by a blue Ford Prefect while trying to greet it.

Certain translations did change his name, however. I know French and Greek translations changed his name to Ford Escort. The Dutch one completely changed it to Amro Bank (largest commercial bank in the Netherlands, at the time)

His nickname in school was Ix, which means "boy who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven."

He doesn't know how to pronounce his birth name, which caused his father to die of shame.

He's so silly

[lucidollie]

Finished this sooner than I thought.... heh.

Don't worry about the gem, it's AU lore only the RPG admins need to worry about... shhhhh...

Felvargs belongs to Kit; Not a free to make species.

Art is mine, do not repost. Reblogs, replies, likes, appreciated!

You get a free felvarg puppy if you join the discord! join us. Join us. Join us....

[seasaltdoodles]

Danger Zone started playing at this coffee place im at and like a sleeper agent my head whipped toward the speaker so fast

[cowpoke-morgan]

Hey! Who turned out the lights?! May quest prompt for my angry boy, Strider! I'm working on him a lot and I love how I did the lighting.

a quick reminder, AI training on my artwork is strictly prohibited. I do put noise filters on my artwork to prevent theft. Any unauthorized usage of my artwork will be dealt with.

Reblogs not repost!

[cowpoke-morgan]

im off to see Top Gun in theaters. Will update when the movie is over!! hehe

[cowpoke-morgan]

henlo, I am back

so much better in theaters than on my phone or TV.

Plus side was mom and I were the only people in the entire theater.

[cowpoke-morgan]

im off to see Top Gun in theaters. Will update when the movie is over!! hehe

[cowpoke-morgan]

Tumblr, let me upload this damn image

[stellarskyes]

[chamialeon-art]

I LOVE THE PITT (da peak) !!

more active on Instagram

[cowpoke-morgan]

Item: An Enchanted Amulet Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Who's your favorite video game protagonist?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

i think the obvious answer is Arthur Morgan, but I love the protags in DBH. I have a lot of favorite video game protags.

tbh, I'd have to say Arthur Morgan thoo

[my-flying-sister]